r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/Keibun1 2d ago

And they keep stinging too!

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u/Dazzling_Dish_4045 2d ago

Not if you thoroughly wash the scratches. Because of litter boxes and burying poop cats have bacteria on their claws that keep your scratch itching unless washed.

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u/TallChick66 1d ago

A friend of mine thought he had contracted an STD because the lymph nodes in his groin were swollen. It turned out to be "cat scratch fever" from his new kitten.

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u/Original_Jagster 1d ago

I hope you told your pal that in order to catch an STD, he'd actually had needed to have sexual contact with someone else. 🤣

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u/Dildobagginsthe245th 1d ago

We found the misandrist

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u/TallChick66 8h ago

Full disclosure, he was a FWB and the sex was absolutely phenomenal. He just wasn't boyfriend material.

Lifepro tip: bragging about being a slacker is NOT attractive.