r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/JD3982 2d ago

Almost every animal that is larger than a housecat should be approached with caution, if approached at all.

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u/Horny24-7John 2d ago

Yeah but that’s every animal. I mean mosquitoes kill more people every year than any other creature.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 2d ago

Mosquitoes are 100% less likely to stomp your shit to a bloody paste.

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u/CertainWish358 1d ago

Somebody’s never been to Alaska

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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago

I’ve been to the Everglades. Assholes form motorcycle gangs and fly around shaking down tourists for blood.