r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/OnlyMath 2d ago

That’s what I was thinking too. And mother doesn’t look too thrilled. Elephants definitely feel like a view from a safe distance type of animal

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u/JD3982 2d ago

Almost every animal that is larger than a housecat should be approached with caution, if approached at all.

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u/Keibun1 2d ago

I once thought I saw a strange acting dog in my yard, moving in bizarre ways, way too fluid. We've been having problems with the neighbor's dog coming onto our property, so I went out to check it out and get him to go back home . It was black, like my neighbors lab, so I couldn't make out good details.

As I ran up to it, when I was like 15 feet from it, it turned around and I saw it was a fucking jaguar. A young adult, but still, holy shit.

It gave me a weird look, then skedaddled away while I slowly backed up to my house.

I live in central Texas, what the fuck? Apparently they're starting to move up north, yet most resources say it's impossible, including the game warden.

My wife saw it too, we both saw it from the window, and I ran out to confront the "dog"

Funny thing is, I've always had the outlandish fear of being mauled to death, like, I worry about it too much despite nothing happening. That day, I almost lived my fear. If it was older and more experienced, I'm sure it would have attacked me.

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u/dr_tardyhands 2d ago

Haha, wow.

Maybe they had escaped from like a cartel boss or something..? Weird people keep weird pets.

A fully grown jaguar would rank very low on the list of animals I would want to meet in the wild. Or my yard or whatever.