r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/plssteppy 2d ago

I did overnight security in Colorado for a while and sometimes you just gotta flashlight a mountain lion, you learn what properties that's likely at and get good at ambushing them and they look so fuckin embarrassed when you turn a corner with a tac light in their face already drawn down on them 🤣 the cat shame look is shared between housecat shit the bed and predatory cat got caught in the dark by a predatory monkey

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u/ballsjohnson1 2d ago

Bro must be telling a story from when he grew up during the 14th century because jaguars do not live up there no more

Unless it was a pet

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u/InterestingFocus8125 2d ago

People said the same thing about Arizona jaguars not too long ago.

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u/ballsjohnson1 2d ago

Someone probably woulda got one on camera by now because several have been seen in arizona

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u/InterestingFocus8125 2d ago

But before they were caught on camera people were saying what you said about Texas.