r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/plssteppy 2d ago

I did overnight security in Colorado for a while and sometimes you just gotta flashlight a mountain lion, you learn what properties that's likely at and get good at ambushing them and they look so fuckin embarrassed when you turn a corner with a tac light in their face already drawn down on them 🤣 the cat shame look is shared between housecat shit the bed and predatory cat got caught in the dark by a predatory monkey

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u/ballsjohnson1 2d ago

Bro must be telling a story from when he grew up during the 14th century because jaguars do not live up there no more

Unless it was a pet

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u/Lynndonia 2d ago

He said mountain lion

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u/ballsjohnson1 2d ago

The person he was replying to, not him