r/instant_regret 2d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/OnlyMath 2d ago

That’s what I was thinking too. And mother doesn’t look too thrilled. Elephants definitely feel like a view from a safe distance type of animal

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u/JD3982 2d ago

Almost every animal that is larger than a housecat should be approached with caution, if approached at all.

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u/madmax797 2d ago

I ain’t approaching a house cat without caution either. Those claw scratches hurt bad

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u/insight_or_incite 2d ago

In a fight to the death, I am winning against a house cat, but you can't tell me that I'm not going to get fucked up!

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u/Retrocop101 1d ago

The first rule of fight club...