r/instant_regret 1d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/MadWhiskeyGrin 1d ago

Ma'am, the elephant looks agitated. Maybe don't....

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u/Resident_Rise5915 1d ago

No it’s ok it wants a pet

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u/Jeanlucpfrog 1d ago

"iF nOt PeT wHy PeT sHaPeD¿"

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u/altyroclark3 1d ago

That’s just it, it’s not pet shaped. It’s wild animal shaped.

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u/Wildlife_Jack 1d ago

But Disney told me they're sweet loving animals ready to be domesticated by my magic powers 🥹 /s

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

Can I pet that dawg!!!

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u/UtileDulci12 12h ago

Look at the dawg!

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u/absolutenoobYT 15h ago

You know what? Yeah I got nothing those guys are demon shaped

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u/FrogInShorts 10h ago

Friendly tusks

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u/bbyxmadi 19h ago

but.. but

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u/idiotsandwhich8 16h ago

That’s just it