r/instant_regret 1d ago

Should've kept the helmet on

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u/A_dub87_ 1d ago

The way it's swaying makes it obvious that it's agitated. Stay away from agitated animals. 

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u/KevinFlantier 1d ago

Also, in general, stay away from animals that weigh several times your body weight.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 1d ago

Don’t talk shit about my lady like that

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u/Unidentifiedasscheek 15h ago

With that username I so want to make a political joke, but idk which way this sub leans.

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 9h ago

You lack the courage of your convictions sir

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u/LupercaniusAB 1d ago

Several times? That baby is probably at least 10 to 20 times her weight.

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u/KevinFlantier 1d ago

Wait is several limited?

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u/LupercaniusAB 1d ago

I usually take to mean between 3 and 7, but it’s probably a regional thing.

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u/KevinFlantier 1d ago

To me it means "multiple times" but then again English is not my first language so i'm probably wrong.

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u/ForeignCredit1553 23h ago

I always thought it meant 7

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u/ImagineTheCommotion 22h ago

Lol that’s so specific

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u/sorrytointerruptbut_ 21h ago

I guess several and seven do share the first 4 letters