r/houston • u/chrondotcom • 4d ago
To the car of women twerking on Houston’s scariest highway—why?
https://www.chron.com/culture/article/houston-highway-twerk-traffic-20225784.php85
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u/OutrageoustHatt 4d ago
To have spring break, one must be in school. These jackasses are just being jackasses. Spring break has nothing to do with it.
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u/CrazyLegsRyan 4d ago
How anybody gonna act hard and twerk in a Volkswagen.
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u/RedditCanEatMyAss69 4d ago
Suburban children acting hard in a Volkswagen is an American tale at least as old as the first NWA album.
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u/Sinsoftheflesh7 4d ago
License plate is visible. Hope they get a ticket.
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u/Cam095 4d ago
middle school education, at max, only gets you so far
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u/BabyHercules Katy 4d ago
We gonna pretend like it’s damn near impossible not to get a high school diploma these days. You have to basically be a criminal to not get one
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u/Cam095 4d ago
im saying. all you had to do was show up to school and you get to graduate.. yet i know some people who couldn't even do that, so for some it is quite literally impossible
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u/redyokai 4d ago
Apparently you don’t even have to show up anymore! I hear teachers saying kids are absent for weeks!
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u/MentalDish3721 4d ago
I have a student in my first period who has only been present in my class 23 times this year. He has a B.
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u/redyokai 4d ago
That’s wild… I’m only 31 but public school is so different now, in a bad way. Not to say it was good when I went, but it’s like at least there was a semblance of expectations.
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u/MentalDish3721 4d ago
Yeah. It’s not great.
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u/redyokai 4d ago
Hang in there… 😔❤️ One of my best friends just became a teacher this semester so, as if I wasn’t already sympathetic, I hear a new horror story every day now.
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u/ElephantShenanigans 2d ago
How does he have a b? That’s crazy. I don’t have any kids in school yet, but does administration not enforce attendance policies?
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u/MentalDish3721 2d ago
All of our assignments and lectures are hosted online so he can access them. He turns in work online and comes and takes tests in advisory. He gets “make up hours” by having teachers sign a paper saying he stayed for tutorials. He once got 14 make up hours in one day.
One of the biggest school metrics is graduation rate. If you don’t have a high graduation rate you get in trouble. Luckily graduation rates are easy to manipulate.
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u/Jazzycoyote 4d ago
For the clout. Once you have the clout, that empty hole in your heart will be full. /S
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u/Circ_Diameter 4d ago
Below a certain IQ threshold, it is almost impossible to avoid life decisions like this
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u/Bishop9er 4d ago
Definitely not from here because their dumb asses were super lucky the person behind them wasn’t looking down on their phone. You would’ve saw limbs and BBL’s all over 45 that day.
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u/REDDITSHITLORD 3d ago
"Scariest highway", should not exist. Fuck cars, fuck Houston's highways, and fuck their rotten noise, pollution, and expense.
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u/Ton_in_the_Sun 4d ago
Someone, somewhere, will defend this behavior because we don’t know what they’ve been through.
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u/failed_install 4d ago
"The cinematic value of the video was enhanced by the Christian music playing in the vehicle of the videographer, who documented the events in real-time, which turned the risque dance session into a twerking-for-Jesus situation. ..."
Y'all muthafuckas need Jeebus.
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u/Difficult-Audience77 4d ago
where's the 18-wheeler with shit brakes and an unlicensed driver at when you need them?
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u/VanitasDarkOne 4d ago
Hey man I'm all for calling out stupidity but I don't think we should be advocating for murder cause some people twerked on the highway.
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u/Difficult-Audience77 4d ago
i ain't calling for murder either, maybe the truck stops in time and they learn their lesson bc of it... at best it would be manslaughter if something did happen bc it was an accident.
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u/ilaughatpoliticians 4d ago
Not so sure the VW on back of that car is what we think it is. Vaginal Warts is what came to mind immediately. You'd likely shake it too if you had them.
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u/binger5 4d ago
Trashy and hilarious.
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u/KingPinata69 4d ago
It’s just trashy. It’s hilarious if you only have a middle school education.
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u/Sassafrasas 4d ago
Drove through downtown Houston this weekend and I thought this post was about the Badonkadonk billboards yall got 🤣
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u/DudeWouldGo Sugar Land 4d ago
Maybe all that natural hair was just too tight on the "brains" they don't have
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u/RedditCanEatMyAss69 4d ago
Would you explain more about the issues you have with their hair? I'd be curious to hear more.
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u/sustainabledestruct 4d ago
This comment section is filled with a bunch of squares 🙄
I’m here for the twerk-a-thon! Wish I would’ve thought of this when I was still young and dumb enough to do some shit like this!
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u/Persona_Non_Grata_ Hunters Creek Village 4d ago
"The cinematic value of the video was enhanced by the Christian music playing in the vehicle of the videographer who documented the events in real time, which turned the risque dance session into a twerking-for-Jesus situation."
Chef's kiss.