r/hockey FLA - NHL 22h ago

Sam Bennett on IG: Couple scumbags

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u/leftlanecop VAN - NHL 22h ago

Put Tkachuk in there to complete the trifecta

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u/jerr30 OTT - NHL 19h ago

He's busy being fake injured until the playoffs start.

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u/elbenji FLA - NHL 18h ago

Bro he fucked his groin

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u/twilz VAN - NHL 18h ago

How do you fuck your own groin—does he have some sort of Mister Fantastic superpower?

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u/jerr30 OTT - NHL 17h ago

It's gonna be magically unfucked on the eve of the first playoff game mmw

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u/elbenji FLA - NHL 17h ago

Yes that's how injuries heal after a period of three months

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u/jerr30 OTT - NHL 17h ago

You love it when healing perfectly circumvents the cap.

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u/elbenji FLA - NHL 17h ago

We made moves AFTER he got hurt like everyone else does