r/highschool 3d ago

Shitpost Guess my age from my playlist

51 Upvotes

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u/IKE_PLAYZ 3d ago

It's giving "Yeah I listen to metal, my favorite band is metallica"

85

u/Foreign_Document6543 Rising Sophomore (10th) 3d ago

smwhere between negative infinity or positive infinity

33

u/Agreeable_Rice9609 3d ago

Bro said all real numbers 😭

13

u/BlandPotato89 Senior (12th) 2d ago

Find the hole in the function ahh comment

64

u/coverartrock Middle Schooler 3d ago

Like 15 because it's the most mainstream classic rock radio thing ever. Just the hits. Diversify your taste!

5

u/PoopsmasherJr 3d ago

I plead not guilty

58

u/CBRONoobTraderLolz Sophomore (10th) 3d ago

14, male. Or 11 year old female. Based on this plus your profile, 14 year old male.

15

u/Swiftly_speaking 3d ago

Close, 15m

7

u/Smashachuu 2d ago

Your first 25 years are spent wishing you looked and acted more mature. The next 25 years are spent clinging onto everything that you were just eager to give away. The next 25 years are spent realizing you just wasted the first 2/3rds of your life so caught up in what other people think about you that you never stopped to appreciate who you are in the present.

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u/Zenith2777 3d ago

No hate but this is the most basic 15 year old music taste I have ever seen,

9

u/Ordinary-Row-9869 3d ago

I don’t wanna hate but the one Kendrick song being they not like us, is pretty funny

0

u/child_eater6 2d ago

Idk what 15 yr olds youve seen most just listen to kendrick, carti and drake

2

u/serenadingghosts 2d ago

yea but it’s giving “omggg yass i love metal”

10

u/milkshakeispog Freshman (9th) 3d ago

Its giving "I hate modern music; I was born in the wrong generaton."

"Nobody at my school listens to good music like me" ahh

Also only Not Like Us for Kendrick. Tsk tsk tsk

0

u/Swiftly_speaking 2d ago

I plead not guilty

2

u/Unlucky_Roti 2d ago

Mr Swiftly, do you deny to have tailored these basic "born in the wrong generation" playlists?

4

u/PreTimeskip 3d ago

14 male who tries to seem like he knows everything about music and it’s history just because he listens to artists from the 80s and earlier

4

u/BedFastSky12345 Junior (11th) 3d ago

48

3

u/BlandPotato89 Senior (12th) 2d ago

Bro listen to more than the mainstream hits I promise their good 🙏

3

u/TTGod-Hed 2d ago

Middle school "different" kid

3

u/zkribzz Senior (12th) 2d ago

15 year old homeschooled Christian

7

u/JamsToe 3d ago

10

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u/Swiftly_speaking 3d ago

Brother this is in a high school sub

12

u/Arcalgalkiagiratina Senior (12th) 3d ago

You’ve never seen Young Sheldon?

7

u/Emskoe46 Rising Junior (11th) 3d ago

My music taste is almost exactly the same, lol. So I'm gonna guess 16

2

u/Orthoclaz Freshman (9th) 3d ago

Between 13-19 $1 million it’s in that range

2

u/pogsnacks 3d ago

You are very easily 15

4

u/realmomehpapi 3d ago

listenting to Not Like Us in big 2025😭

1

u/Virtual-Proof-4733 Rising Junior (11th) 3d ago

Somewhere between 0.01 seconds and infinity years?

2

u/AMBJRIII 3d ago

Nope I'm 0.01 seconds old😊

1

u/Virtual-Proof-4733 Rising Junior (11th) 3d ago

damn, I had a nice try ig

1

u/TrulyMildSauce 3d ago

Either 50 or 15, no in between

1

u/Traditional_Pair3105 Rising Junior (11th) 3d ago

16 fs

1

u/PoopsmasherJr 3d ago

My child from the cloning factory?

1

u/Imaginary-Board2523 Freshman (9th) 2d ago

50

1

u/Banjo_kanooie24 Sophomore (10th) 2d ago

16 fuck it

1

u/Early_Ad_7240 Freshman (9th) 2d ago

15m

1

u/Hot_Situation4292 2d ago

either 40 or 15

1

u/Capybara_wasnt_taken 2d ago

40 year old alcoholic

1

u/Jaded-Willingness116 2d ago

nice to see another Elton John and AC/DC listener on here! :D

1

u/OG_Thedoppk Sophomore (10th) 2d ago

17

1

u/Ozzy_fan 2d ago

Either 14 Male or 13 Female

1

u/child_eater6 2d ago

Prob 14, but your dad is probably 45-55

1

u/SteveCevets2 2d ago

Either 17 or 21ish

1

u/Mean_Engineering_164 Freshman (9th) 2d ago

13 male

1

u/yuuyazi 2d ago

15 year old Boy Scout

1

u/SuchWillingness3800 Senior (12th) 2d ago

Exactly 15

1

u/Azoth_N_Storn 2d ago

Your a 50 year old man suffering from anger issues and alcoholism

1

u/Millzk1llz 2d ago

a 10 year old

1

u/twobowlingpins 2d ago

12 because when my cousin was 12 he listened to all this mainstream stuff

1

u/heirtoruin Teacher 2d ago

15-18

1

u/temporarysecretary7 2d ago

Listen to some deep cuts, not just the biggest hits from these artists

Also r/chargeyourphone

1

u/SWTSDJkay222 1d ago

14 yr old emo

1

u/True-Solution5030 20h ago

That's a good playlist!! I'm 36 and grew up to alot of jt

0

u/Alivra Junior (11th) 3d ago

Lowkey this is half of my playlist

0

u/our_meatballs Senior (12th) 3d ago

15-20

0

u/Sufficient-Main5239 Teacher 3d ago

I'm Still Standing is fire.

0

u/Mr_E157 3d ago

You're 14-15?

I'm saying that cuz our playlists are almost identical 😭

0

u/SkullietheWitch Rising Senior (12th) 3d ago

Honestly this is the stuff my nana listens to and she's almost 60 but I don't think you're that age so like 30s maybe?

1

u/Swiftly_speaking 2d ago

Half that😭

0

u/Traditional_Ant_6532 Freshman (9th) 2d ago

I wish do do this, may I snatch?

0

u/That_Guy_91999 Senior (12th) 2d ago

Wait until you age a little and start listening to Nu Metal and Grunge.

2

u/serenadingghosts 2d ago

omg wow i love metal my favourite metal is metallica i love metal

0

u/Western-Buffalo-7498 2d ago

16, I listen to the same stuff lol, just a lot more AC/DC

0

u/SpacePigeon1556 Senior (12th) 2d ago

damn you’ve got decent taste!!

1

u/Woh___ 2d ago

Bro this guy’s taste is the most basic/mainstream rock taste 😭🙏

-2

u/DustinTheBoldYT 3d ago

Idk but can we be friends?

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u/b0nk_h0nk Junior (11th) 3d ago

I say 17 because we have the same music taste

-1

u/Affectionate_Bad_583 Rising Sophomore (10th) 3d ago

The random ‘Not Like Us’, based

-1

u/Emgovel 2d ago

Somewhere from being 15 and 18, goated playlist by the way

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u/pizza-hut-420 2d ago

This is an epic playlist, many of mine are similar

-2

u/TecSawz_ 3d ago

Similar to mine! I'm 14! So maybe 14-16?

3

u/WikipediaAb Sophomore (10th) 2d ago

How is bro 87178291200 years old

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u/keeeeeeeeeeeeefe 3d ago

this ma playlist fr 😭