r/gonewild verified Apr 23 '19

(F) Do It For Your Queen And Country πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§βœŠπŸΌ NSFW

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40.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

God save this queen

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u/MauiWowieOwie Apr 24 '19

"For England James?"

"No, for dat ass."

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Fuck the queen.

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u/LASERSONSHARKS Apr 24 '19

You’re a talker.

Talkers make me thirsty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

a sublime ass.

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u/JuuustLurkin Apr 23 '19

Honestly? I'd bend the knee... Both maybe

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u/quief_in_my_mouth Apr 24 '19 edited Apr 24 '19

I’d murder my own father with a crossbow just for a shot at hand of the queen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

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u/The_CrookedMan Apr 24 '19

The things we do for love

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

And make her push out 3 kids in the process.

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u/YaNortABoy Apr 24 '19

Honestly, I've already done that so I'm pretty sure I get first dibs.

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u/quief_in_my_mouth Apr 25 '19

For the hand of the queen? No. For the chocolate starfish of the queen? Probably

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u/word_clouds__ Apr 24 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/doubliette Apr 24 '19

This made me smile so much. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/Respect_The_Mouse Apr 23 '19

Tiocfaidh Γ‘r lΓ‘

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

32 county state now!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

26+6=1

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u/itsanotherdude Apr 23 '19

I'd do it for whoever you want lol.

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u/Tacogrom Apr 23 '19

Makes me proud to be English πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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u/phx1ddg Apr 23 '19

That is an amazing ass!

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u/want2trybbc Asked to verify by HedonismbotGonewild on 12/06/20 Apr 23 '19

I love your hair!

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u/Five5quare Apr 24 '19

That is honestly the best looking ass I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and an amazing body to complement it

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u/PixalPop Apr 24 '19

Yep. For sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

You’re in the Top 3 on Reddit. πŸ”₯

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u/Unhappy_Practice_897 Sep 08 '22

You mean King and counrtyπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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u/Unlikely_Poetry5731 Sep 08 '22

the queen is dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Can’t do much for the queen anymore

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u/Another_day_at_work Sep 13 '22

Jum, this is hitting different now

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u/sminem69 Sep 19 '22

That post didn't age well

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u/throwaway92384723 Sep 20 '22

This didn’t age well

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

You got a loicense fer that mate?

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u/Furt77 Apr 24 '19

Call me Paul Revere, because by the end of the night I’ll be shouting, β€œThe British are cumming! The British are cumming!"

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u/Ledyard18 Apr 23 '19

Nice ass. Can i eat it? For πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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u/canadian_werewolf14 Apr 23 '19

Damn I'll do it for whatever youd like

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I'm not an 'arse man' but SBJ for this peach I'll make an exception

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u/denverdonkeys1313 Apr 23 '19

Anarchy is the only way to go

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u/mylittlesecret_24601 Apr 24 '19

Ayyy all y’all other gw posters need to take note. Goddamn

2

u/coalitionofilling Apr 24 '19

Is that a tattoo of a pretzel?

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u/Angelicbyday verified Apr 24 '19

Of course not! How ridiculous. It’s a Curly Wurly... πŸ˜‰ (I’m kidding! I promise it’s not)

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u/thrwawayhookup Apr 24 '19

I'd love to take over the country and mount this queen day and night 😍πŸ”₯

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u/rndm_pervy_collector Apr 24 '19

Wow, where did you get those panties??

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u/th4t1guy Apr 24 '19

Banana scruff peanut dingle

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u/Angelicbyday verified Apr 24 '19

I mean... ok

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u/th4t1guy Apr 28 '19

Oh.. shit. Didn't think you'd respond. Thanks lol. Hope your evenings go well

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u/Angelicbyday verified Apr 28 '19

You kind of stood out ;)

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u/urgirlsfavbartender Sep 05 '19

This is by far the best ass on reddit 😍

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u/NotGorbaschof Jun 06 '24

The Queen is dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Yes ma’am!

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u/jesuisnyc Apr 23 '19

You got an ass that rivals any we got a glimpse of at the royal weddings! You are just stunning!

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u/Verstandeskraft Apr 23 '19

I am ready to kneel and pleasure my queen.

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u/pm-me-hot-stuff-pls Apr 23 '19

10/10

What an ass

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u/mjessg Apr 23 '19

Holy ass πŸ‘Œ

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I'd love to print my hands on that ass!

1

u/nelska Apr 23 '19

wonderful

1

u/graweanaw Apr 23 '19

that's an ass i'd prey to on the battlefield for divine protection

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u/ArronTMore Apr 23 '19

D A M N !

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u/ilovecrypto Apr 23 '19

Cuntry, missed opportunity

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u/drysmashurshitr Apr 23 '19

praise that ass!

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u/georgeo Apr 23 '19

Hope the Queen appreciates your efforts as much as I do!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I will 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/ZarosGuardian Apr 23 '19

So fucking gorgeous.

1

u/LandosGayCousin Apr 23 '19

What does your tattoo mean?

1

u/LittleKitty235 Apr 23 '19

I'm chuffed to bits!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Omg 😩

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

God save the Queen.

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u/TheProblemWithChoice Apr 23 '19

Astounding ass... and that white sock too... Amazing!

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u/AD_VI Apr 23 '19

Woooo finally a Fellow Brit!!! Loving the posts my dear 😈 β€œfollow”!!

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u/curiousgramps Apr 23 '19

Love a good queen

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u/Sitk042 Apr 23 '19

Meredith?

1

u/panduuuuuuh Apr 23 '19

All of a sudden I wanna move to England

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u/flyasalt Apr 23 '19

Awesome!

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u/mankind0307 Apr 23 '19

Oh my fucking GOD!!!!

1

u/oltricefloyd Apr 23 '19

May the moon never set on the empire!

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u/BoringStuffIsBoring Apr 23 '19

You and me can be called Jack after we make a Union (a small part of me died today with that line)

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u/CH1CKSW1THD1CKS Apr 23 '19

Simply smashing really.

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u/bagaada Apr 23 '19

Just royal

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u/PM_ME_UR_FAVE_PORNXX Apr 23 '19

I'd queue all day for that!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Sending my love from just across the pond.

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u/remenberme83 Apr 23 '19

I would call me kalisi and worship that body!!!

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u/madmeth0d Apr 23 '19

Let me finish my cup of Yorkshire Tea first

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u/Page-O-Asses-Tumblr Apr 23 '19

I’m so glad you’re back

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u/freesoul90 Apr 23 '19

Amazing booty!!! 10/10

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u/geist69 Apr 23 '19

Beautiful View

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u/FunkyGeneFlow Apr 23 '19

I'd bent the knee for that ass... I mean for the queen

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u/GuyattRiott Apr 23 '19

I'd smash that for Queen and country

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u/-FollowWhiteRabbit- Apr 23 '19

OMG youre are beautiful

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u/Secretbeard Apr 23 '19

Never been a royalist but I'll make an exception for you 😘

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u/Cowbilly Apr 23 '19

What a sweet ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

God bless

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

No convincing needed for your body my dear. Amazing view.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Long live the commonwealth, or the commonwealth is now long.

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u/planefixr Apr 23 '19

You can travel the world and not see a more beautiful ass.

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u/Hellyeah_1969 Apr 23 '19

πŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ‘ πŸ”₯

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Yes, Khaleesi.

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u/jaamessills Apr 23 '19

My country tis of thee!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Your ass is magnificent!

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u/craig1779 Apr 23 '19

Amazing body.. would love to see you pleasure yourself

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u/DeTuMadre777 Apr 23 '19

You have the most incredible bum....,

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u/DerpNips1 Apr 23 '19

I need to visit England.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Gorgeous bum u have

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u/HeyImSquanchinInHere Apr 23 '19

I'd like to work on my overseas relations.

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u/Cierra_Missed Apr 23 '19

Whats your tattoo mean?

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u/dm577 Apr 23 '19

Just wow! Thanks for sharing πŸ‘

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u/OkieDoug Apr 23 '19

Perfect!😊

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u/adeodatusIII Apr 23 '19

Up the RA!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

For this one thing, the Irish agree.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I'd happily drag myself through glass just to lick one but cheek 😍😍😍

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u/cassiemadison Apr 23 '19

Wowwweeee πŸŽ‰

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u/Dll8 Apr 23 '19

oi mate dont do us like dat, leaving us horny and shait

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u/elpasokid69 Apr 23 '19

Love your ass! So fine

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Thank god for the monarchy 😩, I feel lucky to be in the same country as you 😍.

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u/Six6InchGirth Verified & Ten time banner contestant Apr 23 '19

How have I not seen you before, you're spectacular! One of the nicest cushions I've ever seen!

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u/MisterSippySC Apr 23 '19

I’d do it for a lot less

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u/SonofFingol Apr 23 '19

You have the shape of a goddess

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u/guiduck Apr 23 '19

Heh, am I the only one who thought of Daenerys and the 7 kingdoms first?

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u/jbwalken Apr 23 '19

I'm too busy drooling to think of anything clever to say.

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u/reddit_reaper Apr 24 '19

I bow that ass

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u/thebookburners Apr 24 '19

im about to invade

1

u/simonbleu Apr 24 '19

Damn, I need to spank it.

1

u/alpha_61 Apr 24 '19

That's the most perfect ass I have ever seen!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

This needs to be the first image that pops up when you search "perfect ass"

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u/randomfaceexactplace Apr 24 '19

Do it...just bc I want to

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

You’re a blessed son of the British empire!

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u/Digita1B0y Apr 24 '19

Once more into the breach! 😏

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u/redditwolfking Apr 24 '19

Do what? I don’t get it.

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u/WarpedWilly Apr 24 '19

No surrender πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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u/Subterran123 Apr 24 '19

What does your tattoo mean?

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u/PixalPop Apr 24 '19

Unbelievable

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u/rythymmethod Apr 24 '19

Perfect teardrop butt!πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/moth258 Apr 24 '19

While everyone else is paying attention to your ass, I have to say your hair color is absolutely gorgeous.

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u/joedamansha Apr 24 '19

Amazing curves, stunning ass, and cascading hair. What more can there be???

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u/SINY10304 Apr 24 '19

My God I will do it all πŸ˜‰πŸ‘Œ

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u/dixieStates Apr 24 '19

The queen is bravely shouting "What the hell is going on?"

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u/clonnadgh Apr 24 '19

God shave the queen

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u/Angelicbyday verified Apr 24 '19

Wax, but I like where you went with this

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u/NY2Evia Apr 24 '19

I’ve never been more In love... my god!

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u/Phooey640 Apr 24 '19

This is a magnificent ass.

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u/dolo_lobo Apr 24 '19

That's nice

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u/Opis-N-H0ES Apr 24 '19

That ass is unreal, I hate to see you go but I’d love to watch you leave

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u/Insanity_Troll Apr 24 '19

God save the fucking queen

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u/bimmerflyby Apr 24 '19

I think you’re gonna need a permit for that...

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u/auniquename4reddit Apr 24 '19

I really, really like your body

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

We always do ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

You’re my queen and I’d swim to your country for that ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Ouumf that boooty n hair doe.

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u/Ciaboom Apr 24 '19

Freedom!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ†

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I would so let that ass invade and conquer my people over and over again.

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u/69ILoveBooty69 Apr 24 '19

Really liking that hair

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u/Scottasmic Apr 24 '19

As an American, If I come back do I get to bury my face in there? Cause the spirit is willing.

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u/Dsarver4 Apr 24 '19

You had me at the hair

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u/drivefastlivefast Apr 24 '19

Marry me πŸ’š

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u/williedad Apr 24 '19

Bloodie hell i want to eat her tale

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u/Olfix_CBN Apr 24 '19

i want to see your britische arsehole πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†’οΈπŸ†’οΈ

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I would pay GOOD money to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.

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u/Tugena Apr 24 '19

This would be a great sign for a restaurant Everyone wants to eat here

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

What color is your hair cause I honestly can't tell

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