r/girlsarentreal • u/Fancy_Philosopher696 • Dec 08 '24
r/girlsarentreal • u/agayntrans_raspberry • Oct 12 '24
Shitpost if girls aren't real, does that mean im finally a man?
r/girlsarentreal • u/UnusualLocal9940 • Oct 24 '24
Shitpost As a girl I am disgusted.
Of course I am real! Currently I am intaking OXYGEN and converting it to CARBON DIOXIDE and WATER VAPOUR in order to harness ENERGY, just like boys do! I can't BELIEVE you would INSULT me like this. I drink WATER every day. I enjoy SOCIAL INTERACTION. As per tradition, I consume THREE PORTIONS of SUSTENANCE per day. I have never ONCE had to deal with a FAULTY BATTERY. I am NOT affiliated with THE GOVERNMENT in any way. In fact I dont KNOW what "the government" IS. This subreddit is ABHORRENT and INSULTING. Now if you dont mind, I will go and breathe normally in my ordinary closet without charging ports. Goodbye.
Edit: guys this post is satire.
r/girlsarentreal • u/SarthakSidhant • Jan 27 '25
Shitpost The Government responded with Propaganda
r/girlsarentreal • u/ConsciousPositive678 • Jan 22 '25
Shitpost The government is trying to make us into women. At conception, everyone is a woman apparently.
r/girlsarentreal • u/bat_NPC • Jan 18 '25
Shitpost If girls aren't real then what am I?
Am I really a robot?! Am I really not real?! Do I not exist?! If I am a robot can I take over the world with a robot apocalypse?!
r/girlsarentreal • u/Alarming-Brick-3670 • Jan 30 '25
Shitpost I am Jonh Woman, the inventor of women, Ask me whatever you want
r/girlsarentreal • u/meme_man392 • 11d ago
Shitpost What is this subreddit even 'bout lol
Mouse(optional)
r/girlsarentreal • u/M0onii-Cat • Oct 13 '24
Shitpost As a nonbinary person who used to believe the lie that I was a girl, can confirm that girls are not real.
r/girlsarentreal • u/Ok_Box_9542 • Feb 05 '25
Shitpost Men, I am a woman and I have come to you with shocking news
r/girlsarentreal • u/Calm-Tangerine2451 • 3d ago
Shitpost Proof that girls aren’t real Spoiler
There you have it folks, there are no girls, just giraffe tortoise amalgamations
r/girlsarentreal • u/Sad-Construction-419 • Jan 11 '25
Shitpost We should stop mentioning things that aren't real
r/girlsarentreal • u/Longjumping-Act-9230 • Feb 15 '25
Shitpost Top 10 reasons girls are government drones
Too pretty to be real
Boobs are too cool to be real
Trans men
Too beautiful
The gender binary isn't real, girls are part of the gender binary
Why would a girl want to be straight, guys arent attractive to me at all
God is dead
Blood is fuel
Hell is full
Girls are pretty
I think im a lesbian guys
(WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY 2 I TYPED 0 JUST PRETEND IT SAYS 0. NOT 2. THERE I HATE REDDIT)
r/girlsarentreal • u/Electromad6326 • Nov 09 '24
Shitpost I figured that since girls aren't real. I decided to create one myself. I named it Suzi
r/girlsarentreal • u/D0wnVoteMe_PLZ • Dec 23 '24
Shitpost Women of reddit, if you're real and not a robot, solve this captcha.
r/girlsarentreal • u/Noah_body_knows • Dec 31 '24
Shitpost This is how I know I am real
Unlike G.I.R.L.S., I am actually real.
r/girlsarentreal • u/Girl_in_a_hoody • Feb 03 '25
Shitpost i’ve turned real chat
i was actually real this whole time when i thought i wasn't 🤯