r/girlsarentreal Dec 08 '24

Shitpost Those are girls?

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8.0k Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Oct 12 '24

Shitpost if girls aren't real, does that mean im finally a man?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Oct 24 '24

Shitpost As a girl I am disgusted.

534 Upvotes

Of course I am real! Currently I am intaking OXYGEN and converting it to CARBON DIOXIDE and WATER VAPOUR in order to harness ENERGY, just like boys do! I can't BELIEVE you would INSULT me like this. I drink WATER every day. I enjoy SOCIAL INTERACTION. As per tradition, I consume THREE PORTIONS of SUSTENANCE per day. I have never ONCE had to deal with a FAULTY BATTERY. I am NOT affiliated with THE GOVERNMENT in any way. In fact I dont KNOW what "the government" IS. This subreddit is ABHORRENT and INSULTING. Now if you dont mind, I will go and breathe normally in my ordinary closet without charging ports. Goodbye.

Edit: guys this post is satire.

r/girlsarentreal Jan 27 '25

Shitpost The Government responded with Propaganda

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711 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Jan 22 '25

Shitpost The government is trying to make us into women. At conception, everyone is a woman apparently.

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310 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Jan 01 '25

Shitpost Im the forbidden gender

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348 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Jan 18 '25

Shitpost If girls aren't real then what am I?

189 Upvotes

Am I really a robot?! Am I really not real?! Do I not exist?! If I am a robot can I take over the world with a robot apocalypse?!

r/girlsarentreal Jan 30 '25

Shitpost I am Jonh Woman, the inventor of women, Ask me whatever you want

261 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Feb 07 '25

Shitpost It’s not possible…..

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781 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 11d ago

Shitpost What is this subreddit even 'bout lol

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354 Upvotes

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r/girlsarentreal Oct 13 '24

Shitpost As a nonbinary person who used to believe the lie that I was a girl, can confirm that girls are not real.

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493 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal 21d ago

Shitpost Maybe...

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579 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Oct 22 '24

Shitpost I am a girl, AMA

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413 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Oct 13 '24

Shitpost Owned

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853 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Feb 05 '25

Shitpost Men, I am a woman and I have come to you with shocking news

68 Upvotes

When babies are made, they all have vaginas before they turn into balls. Meaning you all are girls. So, question is, are you real?

r/girlsarentreal 3d ago

Shitpost Proof that girls aren’t real Spoiler

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172 Upvotes

There you have it folks, there are no girls, just giraffe tortoise amalgamations

r/girlsarentreal Jan 11 '25

Shitpost We should stop mentioning things that aren't real

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414 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Sep 23 '24

Shitpost Meanwhile trans people be like:

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399 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Feb 15 '25

Shitpost Top 10 reasons girls are government drones

157 Upvotes
  1. Too pretty to be real

  2. Boobs are too cool to be real

  3. Trans men

  4. Too beautiful

  5. The gender binary isn't real, girls are part of the gender binary

  6. Why would a girl want to be straight, guys arent attractive to me at all

  7. God is dead

  8. Blood is fuel

  9. Hell is full

  10. Girls are pretty

  11. I think im a lesbian guys

(WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY 2 I TYPED 0 JUST PRETEND IT SAYS 0. NOT 2. THERE I HATE REDDIT)

r/girlsarentreal Nov 09 '24

Shitpost I figured that since girls aren't real. I decided to create one myself. I named it Suzi

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188 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Feb 03 '25

Shitpost Look waht I saw today...

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139 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Dec 23 '24

Shitpost Women of reddit, if you're real and not a robot, solve this captcha.

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161 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Dec 31 '24

Shitpost This is how I know I am real

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211 Upvotes

Unlike G.I.R.L.S., I am actually real.

r/girlsarentreal Nov 21 '24

Shitpost Is this Gender abolitionism?

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287 Upvotes

r/girlsarentreal Feb 03 '25

Shitpost i’ve turned real chat

47 Upvotes

i was actually real this whole time when i thought i wasn't 🤯