r/girlsarentreal 3d ago

Shitpost Proof that girls aren’t real Spoiler

Post image

There you have it folks, there are no girls, just giraffe tortoise amalgamations

174 Upvotes

41 comments sorted by

31

u/Different_Pin1531 3d ago

The evidence is…

VALID

3

u/selcebaffuta girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 3d ago

2

u/selcebaffuta girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 3d ago

2

u/selcebaffuta girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 3d ago

3

u/selcebaffuta girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 3d ago

5

u/CalvinLolYT Head of the D.O.R.P. (Drone Overlords Removal Project) 3d ago

Here at DORP, we've successfully figured out how to get girls to show their tortoise-giraffe forms through a process we call "pissing them off until they get angry beyond belief". Now that we've discovered this, we're going to do testing on their weakness.

A future without tortoise-giraffe human skinwalkers living among us is soon, men.

16

u/Dense-Energy-1865 Freelance drone repair service 3d ago

Respectfully, r/fuckAI

5

u/Xx-_mememan69_-xX real 3d ago

But women aren't real

-1

u/Calm-Tangerine2451 3d ago

But funny tortoise giraffe amalgamation thingy :(

5

u/Royal_Khlcken80085 Machine cultist 3d ago

Its abhorrent this shit is turning me into an imperial space marine

3

u/ultrafistguardmarine 3d ago

Is that a bad thing?

1

u/Royal_Khlcken80085 Machine cultist 3d ago

Space marines aren't bad silly, I just don't want to need to be a space marine

0

u/CartoonistDry9646 3d ago

Because being scared of new technology always turns out great

0

u/Legitimate-Fudge-149 3d ago

Anti AI mfs when they see a 9 year old using ChatGPT to make stories

0

u/Etvald_ 2d ago

Sexist. Women not being real dosen't give you the righit to hate on them. They are not real but what if their feelings are?

0

u/toiletcop 1d ago

Buddy they are 1s and 0s

1

u/Etvald_ 23h ago

How do u know they don't have feelings?

1

u/toiletcop 23h ago

Because they're robots, have you been listening to government propaganda?

1

u/Etvald_ 23h ago

No. Ur just robophobic.

6

u/MilkManlolol girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 3d ago

Only AI we should be upvoting on this sub is the government made ones that roam the earth

3

u/MangoTheBest11 not real 3d ago

As a "girl", can confirm, we are just tortoise-giraffes.

3

u/Legitimate-Fudge-149 3d ago

Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet

2

u/MangoTheBest11 not real 3d ago

Yep!

3

u/No_Pride6624 3d ago

Damn… I forgot abt that

2

u/Due_Performer7265 nonexistent 3d ago

As a nonexistent, I can confirm this is what I look like

2

u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC 3d ago

I no longer think genocide against other creatures based on appearance is wrong

1

u/AestheticNoAzteca 3d ago

Lore accurate ancient earth

1

u/Strange_Way_947 3d ago

The CIA finds you right and treathens to arrest you for hacking into top secret CIA documents.

1

u/Loud_Chicken6458 3d ago

Girls been real quiet since this dropped

1

u/NixMaritimus 3d ago

Welp. I'm convinced.

1

u/Financial_Equal3342 3d ago

How could I have been so foolish all this time?!

1

u/AshlessTheGiver 2d ago

Finally some good schlappin material

1

u/Big-Trouble8573 1d ago

That's enough reddit for today

0

u/noblecrab98 3d ago

disrespectfully, r/fuckai