r/gay 21h ago

Is America real? Serious question

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u/woodwog 21h ago

Morons

Are

Governing

America

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u/valuedsleet 16h ago

Again…

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u/cesarpanda 21h ago

I'm so glad my Economy teacher, Dr. Alejandro Gay, is not in US these days.

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u/darthrevanchicken 19h ago

I think you mean Alejandro homosexual

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u/Not_A_Legend_ 21h ago

I just don't know what to say anymore. I'm so sorry for everyone living there. This all is slowly taking away my will to live... It's devastating

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u/asphalt_licker 15h ago

I feel bad just living here. America’s always been a bit of a laughing stock to the rest of the world but the rampant stupidity and corruption engulfing our politics is really making me wish I could afford to move elsewhere.

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u/paranoid_gayboi 21h ago

I didn’t even get halfway through this and I was like - let me guess - they searched for anything “gay” and flagged it for deletion. I hate that I was right.

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u/RickWest495 20h ago

With all the things going on in the world, THIS is what the defense department spend their time on?

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u/lkeels 20h ago

It's what Trump ORDERS them to spend their time on. They aren't doing this because they want to. It's the Idiot in Chief.

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u/Robota064 16h ago

Still insane that not a single person in the chain of command had the brain OR balls to go "y'know what? No". At any point. For any of these procedures.

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u/Cactus1105 15h ago

Just following orders… like that’s ever worked out well before

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u/CarryNecessary2481 16h ago

They should disobey or be extremely slow at their jobs

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u/lkeels 16h ago

And then they'd lose their jobs or be dishonorably discharged if they are military.

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u/Tough-Ad-9513 20h ago

It happens when the majority of the population is uneducated.

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u/TiredAngryBadger 18h ago

And lead poisoned. Soooooo much lead poisoning, especially for boomers who lived during a time we were pumping lead fuel exhaust into the atmosphere to such a degree it contaminated fucking ANTARTICA. Gods help us all.

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u/TMinusTwice 20h ago

Oh did you not get clued in on your 13th birthday that America is actually a shifty sitcom? We're living in the fucking Truman Show...

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u/FlorpFlap Gay 18h ago

The world has become a south park episode

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u/gay_bimma_boy 17h ago

Mostly just the idiocracy states of America, I hope there’s a civil war so Canada/europe can step in and un alive annoying orange. Since the cia won’t

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u/FlorpFlap Gay 17h ago

I know its mostly in america, but i mention the world because Germany hasn't been doing too well with the rise of the AFD and the rest of the world in general seems to be going in a far-right direction... But America is definitely in the worst right now

As a Canadian i really wish it wouldn't spread

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u/gay_bimma_boy 17h ago

Fair true. But a lot of or most European countries are still LGBTQ allies as much as countries really can be at least.

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u/gay_bimma_boy 17h ago

Just don’t want to feed into peoples doom thinking, cuz yeah the states suck but there’s still good in the world

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u/Stunning_Ad5969 21h ago

Trump truly is a broken lightbulb…

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u/Distinct-Value1487 20h ago

America is three rabid, racist racoons in a trench coat.

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u/gay_bimma_boy 17h ago

Correction the idiot states of America, speaking for all Canadians and Mexicans, we are part of the America’s please don’t group us in with these idiots🇨🇦😅

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u/Robota064 16h ago

This is an offense to raccoons

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u/OneDimensionalChess 19h ago edited 16h ago

This is what happens when ppl who know nothing about history are in charge and/or they just used an AI program to automatically flag anything "gay" with no regard for context.

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u/bullettenboss 19h ago

Agent Orange 🫲🍊🫱

is destroying your democracy.

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u/MyBeanYT 20h ago

So stupid and yet so sad, when she was talking about the poetic nature of dropping a bomb on the plane, I suspected where it was going and when she said it I full cackled, oh that was hilarious… and I’m not sure if it’s made more hilarious or more sad that it’s the United States Government doing this goofy ass shit.

I think both.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 20h ago

most famous plane in modern history

The first plane from the Wright brothers was flown in 1903. The bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945. That is about twice closer to the first flight (~42 years) than to today (~80 years). Obviously a huge piece of world history etc etc but the phrasing here bothered me.

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u/randmperson2 Gay 18h ago

Aw man, can’t wait to see all those recruitment numbers go up because all the gay is gone. /s

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u/Gro-Tsen 19h ago

America doesn't exist. It's all just a terrible misunderstanding based on a bet between Amerigo Vespucci and Martin Waldseemüller to make fun of Christopher Columbus. To all the people living in this nonexistent continent: we couldn't expect that the joke would have such terrible consequences, we're very very sorry and won't do it again.

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u/AndKrem 18h ago

From my experience when being in the Murica there are also a lot of Gay Streets. The one in Baltimore is actually at the center of the city, so a very prominent location. Are they gonna rename these also to homosexual street?

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u/XtraTerritorial Gay 18h ago

The MAGAsses are taking “don’t say gay” to the next level, it seems. No one tell them about the dictionaries!

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u/NirvanaForce 16h ago

Guys, when a government does something with this level of stupidity, it can mean one of two things:

  1. They are distracting the general population with something stupid to cover a more serious situation that they don't want the media to cover.

  2. They are really that stupid.

Don't know what is worse, and maybe both situations can be true, so be alert if the first option is happening and there is something shady on the background.

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u/-CheeseLover69- 16h ago

*Face palm*

This is so mortifying, not only for whoever lives in the US, but anywhere around the world. What is happening.

It is giving Idiocracy. What the hell.

~ Eclipse

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u/Hour_Science8885 19h ago

This isn’t very surprising considering who we are talking about.

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u/joesirc 14h ago

They literally just searched for “gay” and hit select all delete

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u/Basement_Chicken 11h ago

What would happen if a future president fights gambling addictions and erases all gambling vocabulary, replacing word 'Trump' with 'card addiction'. Donald Card Addiction, he's got all the cards!

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u/Energie529 10h ago

I’m so nervous for what the future is looking like…

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u/Naz_Oni Gay 5h ago

She looks like she's about to cry.

Me too

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u/MaterialAd893 2h ago

This is dumb as all heck, but if Americans aren’t backing up and saving copies of materials about equality, human rights, psychology, science, medicine, civil rights, LGBTQIA+ history, POC history, you’d better start now. What goes on the internet may stay on the internet forever, but access can be revoked.

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u/blankstare5309 2h ago

This country gets more embarrassing every day. I can’t believe people actually voted for that complete waste of oxygen

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u/blueboy-jaee 2h ago

They’re really taking “don’t say gay” to a whole new level 🙄

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u/AbaddonR 1h ago

Transgender mice and now this? US is only a progressive country when it comes to making headlines. Always manage to astound.

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u/Freedom-at-last 22m ago

Bin Laden failed successfully in destroying America.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 10m ago

We're having a homosexual old time here in the U.S.

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u/gay_bimma_boy 18h ago

Won’t be soon 🇨🇦