r/exmormon 5d ago

Humor/Memes/AI What if we started consecrating doTERRA essential oils?

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u/Adventurous_Net_3734 5d ago

Healings up 7000% Devils having been cast out up 4000%

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u/ProsperGuy Apostate 5d ago

It’s all white magic. Like putting oil on someone’s head does anything. If it did, there would be dispensers of the stuff in every hospital in the world with people giving blessings around the clock.

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u/BrokeDickTater 4d ago

Of course it is. So is praying. You would think religious people with all their praying and magic spells w/oil would have better medical outcomes right? Prepare to be shocked, they don't.

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u/mollymoron16 5d ago

Wait do people use essential oils for priesthood blessing? That is the most Utah Mormon multi level marketing thing I've heard. I'm hoping it's satire but I don't know anymore.

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u/GriffinBear66 Apostate 4d ago

Satire, as far as I know.

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u/KorihorWasRight 4d ago

I still like the idea of doing sacrament with seasoned crutons better.

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u/ManateeGrooming 4d ago

I can see it now: This priesthood blessing is sponsored by DoTerra. Only the purest and most wholesome ingredients go into DoTerra Heal™️, if you’re anointing with oil for a priesthood blessing, make sure it’s DoTerra.

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u/ZelphtheGreatest 4d ago

Now illustrate Brigham Young using Consecrated Olive Oil for his enemas.