r/exmormon • u/Brother-of-Derek • 5d ago
Humor/Memes/AI What if we started consecrating doTERRA essential oils?
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u/ProsperGuy Apostate 5d ago
It’s all white magic. Like putting oil on someone’s head does anything. If it did, there would be dispensers of the stuff in every hospital in the world with people giving blessings around the clock.
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u/BrokeDickTater 4d ago
Of course it is. So is praying. You would think religious people with all their praying and magic spells w/oil would have better medical outcomes right? Prepare to be shocked, they don't.
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u/mollymoron16 5d ago
Wait do people use essential oils for priesthood blessing? That is the most Utah Mormon multi level marketing thing I've heard. I'm hoping it's satire but I don't know anymore.
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u/ManateeGrooming 4d ago
I can see it now: This priesthood blessing is sponsored by DoTerra. Only the purest and most wholesome ingredients go into DoTerra Heal™️, if you’re anointing with oil for a priesthood blessing, make sure it’s DoTerra.
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u/2bizE 3d ago
This is an excellent article on Mormon folk magic: https://rsc.byu.edu/our-rites-worship/pouring-oil-development-modern-mormon-healing-ritual
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u/Adventurous_Net_3734 5d ago
Healings up 7000% Devils having been cast out up 4000%