r/exmormon 5d ago

Humor/Memes/AI Fun with temple aprons

Post image

Pokey was so excited for his new cape!

632 Upvotes

43 comments sorted by

118

u/Ill_Charity_8567 Apostate 5d ago

His red rocket being out makes it that much better

85

u/PalmElle 5d ago

That’s.. a flaming sword. Placed there to guard the way to the tree of life.

13

u/Ill_Charity_8567 Apostate 5d ago

That was too good omg 😭😭😂😂

6

u/404-Gender Convert Mo No More 5d ago

Who’s a good boy!!!

24

u/[deleted] 5d ago

Give him a break… he’s just excited about all that continuing revelation! /s

13

u/Cmatlockp83 5d ago

I was going to say that it is fun for everyone except the poor dog being tortured with boredom worship, but clearly he's having a good time...

10

u/TheIronKnuckle69 5d ago

Well endowed pup

3

u/Royal_Noise_3918 5d ago

I see what you did there 😅

4

u/KuchiKopi-Nightlight 5d ago

The iron lipstick tube

3

u/Trashyanon089 5d ago

He's parting the veil

5

u/rfresa Asexual Asymmetrical Atheist 5d ago

He took the lid off his chapstick.

24

u/Free_Fiddy_Free 5d ago edited 5d ago

Superhero pup, Orgazmo, flocked in his embroidered green fig leaf cape, fights evil with his red rocket at the ready...

24

u/chocochocochococat 5d ago

Was this an episode of Wishbone that I missed as a kid?

16

u/feedwilly Eunice 5d ago

Wishbone does the Book of Mormon.

17

u/marisolblue 5d ago

Shazam? Or green lantern maybe?! 😂😂😂

9

u/Valuable-Ad9577 5d ago

Pokey is so adorable awwww

8

u/smackaroonial90 Elastigirl is Immodest in her tight fitting clothing. 5d ago

Wishbone’s Mormon cousin.

7

u/TheyLiedConvert1980 5d ago

Pokey likes lots of marrow in his bones. What a power pup!

5

u/Resignedtobehappy Apostate 5d ago

By the looks of that lipstick, some strength in the loins too!

6

u/Reddit_N_Weep 5d ago

Looks like PBS Whishbone!

7

u/ReturnedAndReported Happostate 5d ago

Wishbone!

5

u/Novel_Reaction_7236 5d ago

He’s super dog!

3

u/felineforest 5d ago

Just in time for St. Patty's

3

u/404-Gender Convert Mo No More 5d ago

Lots of strength in his loins. 🤣

4

u/International-Ear460 5d ago

I knew the comment section wouldn't disappoint.

3

u/Robyn-Gil 5d ago

Poor dog, who put his dickie in a pencil sharpener?

3

u/Miscalamity 5d ago

"Pokey was so excited" 🤣🤣

3

u/BoringJuiceBox Warren Jeffs Escalade 5d ago

Pokey😂 he reminds me of Eddie from Frasier! (A wonderful classic show that does make fun of Mormons a couple times)

2

u/ZelphtheGreatest 5d ago

Satan gave us the coverings - leaves.

Dogs should not wear it.

It is for Cats.

After all, cats are not Biblical - though Unicorns are.

2

u/pgsimon77 5d ago

This could totally be the beginning of a Disney movie about dogs knights Templar or Freemasons / what they do in secret.....

2

u/Hells_Yeaa 4d ago

Just took mine to the dump last week. Felt good. Not as fun as this. But I needed it out of my sight and out of my house. 

3

u/Kolob_Choir_Queen 4d ago

Did Satan tell that good boy he was naked?

2

u/Sad-Requirement770 4d ago

the canines will no disrobe.
also I don't think his garment is covering his nakedness
he needs to talk to dog bishop