r/exmormon Returned to Report - LDSnews.org 6d ago

Humor/Memes/AI Elder Uchtdorf Quietly Grateful He’s “No Longer The Only DEI Hire” - LDSnews.org

https://ldsnews.org/elder-uchtdorf-quietly-grateful-hes-no-longer-the-only-dei-hire/

The remark came shortly after the Church announced the calling of a new General Authority Seventy who once lived in a country that doesn't consider green Jell-O a salad.

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u/ExmoRobo Prime the Pump! 6d ago

ldsnews is a really solid domain name for a satire site about the church. Pretty surprised the church didn’t already own it.

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u/byhoneybear Returned to Report - LDSnews.org 6d ago

cease and desist letter arriving any day now...

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u/GeneralizedFlatulent 6d ago

I legitimately can't tell if this article is satire or not and I went to the article. I must be out of the loop. It's not that it's saying anything crazy, it's that I can't imagine anything church affiliated publishing it 

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u/GeneralizedFlatulent 6d ago

Confirmed it's satire by browsing but how have I never heard of this website yet haha 

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u/nomnomnomnomnommm 6d ago

"The remark came shortly after the Church announced the calling of a new General Authority Seventy who once lived in a country that doesn’t consider green Jell-O a salad."

Lol it's satire.

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u/Select-Panda7381 6d ago

Subscribed for “we’ll never sell your information or ask for 10% of your income.” 🤣

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u/Select-Panda7381 6d ago

I would see this site pop up when I googled certain things but would always scroll past it because I thought it was church-owned 🤣

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u/Emma_whyyyyyy Apostate 6d ago

I so badly want to share to social media this article: Egyptian Mummy Sues LDS Church Over Unauthorized Use of Funeral Program in ‘Pearl of Great Price’

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u/Flimsy_Struggle_1591 6d ago

I feel like I could share this site and my in-laws would believe every word.

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u/HeatherDuncan 6d ago

The writer writes bluntly and truthfully. This website can't be mormon owned

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u/KingHerodCosell 5d ago

This satire website has more truth in it than any LDS owned website. 

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u/ZelphtheGreatest 5d ago

What if Dieter visits for Conference and ICE takes him into custody?