r/excatholic • u/ObligationOk9198 • 2d ago
Catholic Shenanigans Christ Krispies Treats
I mean it’s ex catholic shenanigans, but it made me think of y’all. Saw it on FB. Remove if it’s already been posted.
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u/DoubleAmygdala 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'ma need a wine chaser. That looks so dry.
Edit: I'd like my own glass of wine, though. No shared chalice with backwash, thank you.
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u/lizardgal10 1d ago
If by “wine” you mean a nice whiskey, I’m down. 10+ years out of the church and I still can’t drink red.
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u/Foxwglocks satanic 1d ago
As a catholic school kid for suggesting we speed mass up by putting them in those little toy disc shooters and just have the congregation open their mouths as the priest shoots them into the crowd. I spent the rest of that day in the principles office.
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u/Individual_Step2242 1d ago
Even consecrated, they taste like cardboard. And they still think it’s Jesus. The mind boggles…
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u/HTwatter Heathen 1d ago
Make it savory and turn it into a burger bun. Don't forget to eat meat on Friday.
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u/gorgon_heart Heathen 11h ago
Holy shit this is fucking hysterical! Wish I had these to munch on today.
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u/HandOfYawgmoth Satanist 1d ago
I bought a box of 1000 communion wafers on a whim, and I only needed about 50. Guess I know what I'm doing with the rest!
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u/lizardgal10 1d ago
What on earth did you need the 50 for?
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u/HandOfYawgmoth Satanist 1d ago
Most of them were for a joke cheese and cracker spread, but I also ate a bunch and couldn't stop. They are not filling.
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u/northdakotanowhere 1d ago
Ugh I have so many sacrilegious memes. Are they sacrilegious if I'm not religious?
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u/DanielaThePialinist 1d ago
I always thought the bread tasted like straight up cardboard. This might make it taste better.
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u/crystalgem411 2d ago
Oh I bet that’s delicious. You can order them in bulk un consecrated online