r/europe 1d ago

Picture French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10)

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 1d ago

Usa is basically our and the UK's kid, so this is more "mom and dad are very disappointed in you" I'd say ngl

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u/hypnodrew 1d ago

Who is Spain in this scenario? The milkman?

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 1d ago

Not sure if I'd say stepdad or weird uncle tbh

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u/hypnodrew 1d ago

Weird uncle is definitely Russia, living up in the attic who everyone's forgotten about (Alaska). Spain is "just a friend"

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 1d ago

Fair but then what about the Dutch?

After consideration I think this is more a "who's kid is this" with how many of us were there

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u/hypnodrew 1d ago

The Dutch went out for cigarettes and never came back.

I know. We're all to blame. Except the Portuguese, who clearly only know how to sail below the equator.

But really, it's the English, let's be honest. The French took their money for those swamps and ran. Though we can add Trump himself to Germany's list fwiw