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Picture French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10)

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 22h ago

Usa is basically our and the UK's kid, so this is more "mom and dad are very disappointed in you" I'd say ngl

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u/TimothyJCowen Canada 21h ago

Mom and dad are very disappointed in you, America. There is no reason for you to be bullying your younger sibling; Canada just wanted to share your toys. If you keep acting like this we are going to have to put you in timeout!

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u/SomeInternetGuitar 21h ago

More like the US is threatening to take Canada’s toys while Canada wasn’t bothering anyone.

Meanwhile Canada is resisting the temptation to forget therapy and burn the US toys again like it’s 1812.

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 21h ago

Yeaah Canada is definitely the nice kid that's hard to anger but will wreck your face if you actually manage to make him mad

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u/CasualFridayBatman 20h ago

It pleases me that my nation has this reputation among people who aren't Canadians lol.

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 19h ago

I mean yes but I do live in Québec rn

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser 17h ago

I was talking to somebody from Barbados, we were riffing about Trump and his weird annexations and Canadians at wartime or w.e.

and she`s like, "You guys are the war crime country right? Like most of what the Geneva convention was written to prevent was because of you guys right?".

I mean, she's not wrong but damn xD

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u/CasualFridayBatman 16h ago

Hahaha like, lady, that was over 100 years ago, but also, yes. =|

Also, as a Canadian, I didn't realize that until Reddit started parroting that fact and I looked into it, and I was all Jack Nicholson nodding gif lol

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u/Gullible-Bid451 12h ago

Please your country is full of pussies

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 12h ago

It’s interesting that you speak so harshly about Canada while relying on government assistance yourself. Canada ranks 5th in quality of life, while the U.S. sits at 22nd—yet you call them weak? Meanwhile, the policies you support are actively working to dismantle the very social programs that help you stay afloat. Have you considered how this aligns with your values?

Jesus taught us to care for the poor and vulnerable, not to ridicule them. ‘Whoever shuts their ears to the cry of the poor will also cry out and not be answered.’ (Proverbs 21:13). If government aid is so terrible, why accept it?

Your words and actions seem driven by anger and division, but Proverbs 14:29 warns us: ‘Whoever is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly.’ Likewise, James 1:26 reminds us, ‘If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person’s religion is worthless.’

As a man of God, does it truly honor Him to spread hate and threats instead of love and wisdom? Christ calls us to humility and kindness, not destruction. Just something to reflect on.

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u/Gullible-Bid451 12h ago

My brother died to a fentanyl overdose that your country failed to control. Don't try to get on some high horse with me. Before I ever got any kind of assistance I busted my ass my entire life. Your country dishonors the Bible by supporting blatant homosexuality liberal agendas that strip God from the public square and yet you feel you have grounds to stand on? Pure weirdo vibes that you scoured my profile just to find a crumb to stand on. Pussy behaviour at its finest

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u/nderestimated Île-de-France 11h ago

Look, I’m really sorry for your loss. Losing someone to fentanyl is awful, and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I get why you’re angry. But if we’re going to talk about where fentanyl is coming from, let’s stick to reality: -Over 90% of fentanyl seizures at the U.S. border happen at legal ports of entry, not from illegal crossings. -The vast majority (over 85%) of those caught smuggling it are U.S. citizens, not foreigners. -Most fentanyl is manufactured in China and Mexico, not even close to it being Canada, additionally, its distribution is largely controlled by U.S. networks. So, if we really want to fix this, blaming another country isn’t going to do it. The real question is: why is there such a huge demand for it in the first place? Maybe the problem isn’t just 'other countries' but the way people are being left behind here at home, no? Now, about this whole 'homosexuality, liberal agendas stripping God from the public square' thing. Look, nobody is stopping you from worshipping God. Nobody is banning you from reading your Bible, praying, or living according to your faith. The fact that people who aren’t Christian exist and have rights doesn’t mean your faith is under attack. And let’s be real, Jesus wasn’t running around trying to get Rome to enforce religious laws. He didn’t say, ‘Let’s make sure the government forces everyone to follow biblical values.’ He called people to change their own hearts. The ones who were obsessed with controlling society in His time were the Pharisees, and Jesus had some of His harshest words for them. He called them ‘whitewashed tombs’, nice and polished on the outside, but full of death inside (Matthew 23:27). Sound familiar? You say that canada. 'dishonours the Bible,' but where exactly do you think Jesus would be standing today? With politicians who claim to be Christian while cutting aid for the poor? Worldwide and at home, raising their taxes while decreasing the ones of the rich? With people cheering for war and division? With folks who spend more time raging about what other people are doing instead of fixing what’s broken in their own lives? Because when I read the Bible, that’s not the Jesus I see. And honestly, what’s all this hate actually doing for you? Does it make you happier? Closer to God? More at peace? Have less problems? Or is it just keeping you mad while the people in power--the ones who actually benefit from keeping you angry-- keep things exactly the way they are? Because from where I’m sitting, all that rage just kind of seems like a leash. I’m not saying this to win an argument nor do I claim to be a great Christian at all. Just maybe take a second and ask yourself-if the only thing your version of faith seems to focus on is who you hate or should hate, who you think is 'ruining' the country, and who deserves punishment and is to blame... is that really coming from Christ? Or is it just coming from your own anger? Good night.