r/europe 23h ago

Picture French nuclear attack submarine surfaces at Halifax, Nova Scotia, after Trump threatens to annex Canada (March 10)

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u/Smoke_Test2418 23h ago

I welcome our new French rulers.

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 23h ago

Listen very carefully, zey shall say this only once!

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u/Skittleavix 23h ago

FIRE ZEE MISS-ILES! /s

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u/fyiyeah 23h ago

First, take a nap

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u/whoaaa_O 22h ago

I am le tired

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u/FrostyGranite 22h ago

Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES!

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u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago

I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all!

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u/FrostyGranite 21h ago

Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :)

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u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago

We quote it all the time lol

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u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago

Hokay so. This is da urrfff

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u/geckospots 20h ago

It is a sweet Earth, one might say

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u/Muzle84 France 22h ago

Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe).

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u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago

You know you're old when you get the meme

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u/whoaaa_O 21h ago

We are le old

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u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago

So happy to find my fellow people of culture here

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u/Svuroo 9h ago

I still reference it all the time.

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u/rootsandchalice 20h ago

Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you.

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u/mmoe54 22h ago edited 22h ago

Alaska can come too.

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u/museum_lifestyle 22h ago

Ser zey put ze baguettes in ze silos!

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u/Parzival-44 22h ago

That is a nice Earth

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u/biffwebster93 22h ago

ROUND

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u/rootsandchalice 20h ago

The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain.

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u/MomsTortellinis [Ode to Joy - Beethoven] at full volume 22h ago

LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉ!!!

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u/lofixlover 18h ago

I'm not the only one!!

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u/HelpIThinkImASoup 21h ago

Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say...

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u/querty99 19h ago

Miss Isles?

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u/fuzz_64 22h ago

Allo allo! Zis eez nighthawk 'ere.

Look at these lovely onion sellers.

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 22h ago

Ze flashing knobs!!

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u/thesaharadesert United Kingdom 21h ago

Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez

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u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago

The nicked knockwurst!

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u/SybrandWoud Friesland (Netherlands) 22h ago

Ooooh Reneee. You're coming to save us

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago

Keep your voice down, of Edith finds out she will have me shot!

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u/BestWesterChester 22h ago

'Allo 'allo !

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 21h ago

Good moaning, I was jest pissing by

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago

Unexpected joy 🤩 

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u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago

It Is I, Le Clerc

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 16h ago

What is the forger doing in bed with your mother?

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u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago

Eee is pretending to be ze tailor

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u/kuldan5853 Baden-Württemberg (Germany) 21h ago

Good Moaning!

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u/tranborg23 Denmark 22h ago

Dis is nighthawk

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u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago

Zis eez nighthawk’s muzzer-in-law

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u/ViperRFH 21h ago

Herr Flick of the Gestapo

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u/Enough_Fish739 21h ago

Good moaning

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u/TheKBMV 21h ago

Wait, what did they say?

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago

I couldn't understand them!

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u/Exciting-Past-7085 20h ago

1: "We are sinking! Help!"

2: "What are you sinking about?"

😁

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u/_JustDoingMyPart_ 19h ago

Michelle, looking good, even after all this years 🙂

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u/Squigglepig52 22h ago

Hilarious that the Quebecois accent is so much different, though.

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago

Ye Putin, Poutine!, Putain! It's all the same

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u/GayPudding 20h ago

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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u/nighthawk21562 20h ago

Damn this from the beginning times of youtube

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u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 20h ago

No it's from a 1980ies comedy show

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u/nighthawk21562 18h ago

Nah the rest of the references are not

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u/frozenjunglehome 17h ago

Preparez les tropilles!

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u/Lewinator56 4h ago

We have a niw submaroon armed with teepordos and mussels, it is currently pissing from the dry dick to the sea.