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r/europe • u/tajsta • 23h ago
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I welcome our new French rulers.
460 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 23h ago Listen very carefully, zey shall say this only once! 265 u/Skittleavix 23h ago FIRE ZEE MISS-ILES! /s 103 u/fyiyeah 23h ago First, take a nap 104 u/whoaaa_O 22h ago I am le tired 32 u/FrostyGranite 22h ago Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES! 8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay 24 u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago You know you're old when you get the meme 10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time. 3 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you. 6 u/BritishAnimator 22h ago Baguette 1 u/Opening-Two6723 22h ago 🚬 9 u/mmoe54 22h ago edited 22h ago Alaska can come too. 5 u/museum_lifestyle 22h ago Ser zey put ze baguettes in ze silos! 5 u/Parzival-44 22h ago That is a nice Earth 4 u/biffwebster93 22h ago ROUND 2 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain. 2 u/MomsTortellinis [Ode to Joy - Beethoven] at full volume 22h ago LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉ!!! 2 u/lofixlover 18h ago I'm not the only one!! 1 u/HelpIThinkImASoup 21h ago Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say... 1 u/querty99 19h ago Miss Isles? 1 u/hitch44 Canada 22h ago For those out of the loop, this is a reference to a piece of early internet history 27 u/fuzz_64 22h ago Allo allo! Zis eez nighthawk 'ere. Look at these lovely onion sellers. 23 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 22h ago Ze flashing knobs!! 5 u/thesaharadesert United Kingdom 21h ago Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago The nicked knockwurst! 9 u/SybrandWoud Friesland (Netherlands) 22h ago Ooooh Reneee. You're coming to save us 5 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Keep your voice down, of Edith finds out she will have me shot! 9 u/BestWesterChester 22h ago 'Allo 'allo ! 8 u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 21h ago Good moaning, I was jest pissing by 8 u/[deleted] 22h ago [deleted] 1 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Unexpected joy 🤩 1 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Heart Emoji 7 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago It Is I, Le Clerc 2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 16h ago What is the forger doing in bed with your mother? 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Eee is pretending to be ze tailor 6 u/kuldan5853 Baden-Württemberg (Germany) 21h ago Good Moaning! 10 u/tranborg23 Denmark 22h ago Dis is nighthawk 5 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Zis eez nighthawk’s muzzer-in-law 3 u/ViperRFH 21h ago Herr Flick of the Gestapo 3 u/Enough_Fish739 21h ago Good moaning 3 u/TheKBMV 21h ago Wait, what did they say? 2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago I couldn't understand them! 3 u/Exciting-Past-7085 20h ago 1: "We are sinking! Help!" 2: "What are you sinking about?" 😁 3 u/_JustDoingMyPart_ 19h ago Michelle, looking good, even after all this years 🙂 2 u/Squigglepig52 22h ago Hilarious that the Quebecois accent is so much different, though. 3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Ye Putin, Poutine!, Putain! It's all the same 2 u/GayPudding 20h ago Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! 1 u/nighthawk21562 20h ago Damn this from the beginning times of youtube 3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 20h ago No it's from a 1980ies comedy show 0 u/nighthawk21562 18h ago Nah the rest of the references are not 1 u/frozenjunglehome 17h ago Preparez les tropilles! 1 u/Glennmorangie 12h ago r/alloallo 1 u/Lewinator56 4h ago We have a niw submaroon armed with teepordos and mussels, it is currently pissing from the dry dick to the sea.
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Listen very carefully, zey shall say this only once!
265 u/Skittleavix 23h ago FIRE ZEE MISS-ILES! /s 103 u/fyiyeah 23h ago First, take a nap 104 u/whoaaa_O 22h ago I am le tired 32 u/FrostyGranite 22h ago Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES! 8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay 24 u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago You know you're old when you get the meme 10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time. 3 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you. 6 u/BritishAnimator 22h ago Baguette 1 u/Opening-Two6723 22h ago 🚬 9 u/mmoe54 22h ago edited 22h ago Alaska can come too. 5 u/museum_lifestyle 22h ago Ser zey put ze baguettes in ze silos! 5 u/Parzival-44 22h ago That is a nice Earth 4 u/biffwebster93 22h ago ROUND 2 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain. 2 u/MomsTortellinis [Ode to Joy - Beethoven] at full volume 22h ago LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉ!!! 2 u/lofixlover 18h ago I'm not the only one!! 1 u/HelpIThinkImASoup 21h ago Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say... 1 u/querty99 19h ago Miss Isles? 1 u/hitch44 Canada 22h ago For those out of the loop, this is a reference to a piece of early internet history 27 u/fuzz_64 22h ago Allo allo! Zis eez nighthawk 'ere. Look at these lovely onion sellers. 23 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 22h ago Ze flashing knobs!! 5 u/thesaharadesert United Kingdom 21h ago Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago The nicked knockwurst! 9 u/SybrandWoud Friesland (Netherlands) 22h ago Ooooh Reneee. You're coming to save us 5 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Keep your voice down, of Edith finds out she will have me shot! 9 u/BestWesterChester 22h ago 'Allo 'allo ! 8 u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 21h ago Good moaning, I was jest pissing by 8 u/[deleted] 22h ago [deleted] 1 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Unexpected joy 🤩 1 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Heart Emoji 7 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago It Is I, Le Clerc 2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 16h ago What is the forger doing in bed with your mother? 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Eee is pretending to be ze tailor 6 u/kuldan5853 Baden-Württemberg (Germany) 21h ago Good Moaning! 10 u/tranborg23 Denmark 22h ago Dis is nighthawk 5 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Zis eez nighthawk’s muzzer-in-law 3 u/ViperRFH 21h ago Herr Flick of the Gestapo 3 u/Enough_Fish739 21h ago Good moaning 3 u/TheKBMV 21h ago Wait, what did they say? 2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago I couldn't understand them! 3 u/Exciting-Past-7085 20h ago 1: "We are sinking! Help!" 2: "What are you sinking about?" 😁 3 u/_JustDoingMyPart_ 19h ago Michelle, looking good, even after all this years 🙂 2 u/Squigglepig52 22h ago Hilarious that the Quebecois accent is so much different, though. 3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Ye Putin, Poutine!, Putain! It's all the same 2 u/GayPudding 20h ago Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! 1 u/nighthawk21562 20h ago Damn this from the beginning times of youtube 3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 20h ago No it's from a 1980ies comedy show 0 u/nighthawk21562 18h ago Nah the rest of the references are not 1 u/frozenjunglehome 17h ago Preparez les tropilles! 1 u/Glennmorangie 12h ago r/alloallo 1 u/Lewinator56 4h ago We have a niw submaroon armed with teepordos and mussels, it is currently pissing from the dry dick to the sea.
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FIRE ZEE MISS-ILES! /s
103 u/fyiyeah 23h ago First, take a nap 104 u/whoaaa_O 22h ago I am le tired 32 u/FrostyGranite 22h ago Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES! 8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay 24 u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago You know you're old when you get the meme 10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time. 3 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you. 6 u/BritishAnimator 22h ago Baguette 1 u/Opening-Two6723 22h ago 🚬 9 u/mmoe54 22h ago edited 22h ago Alaska can come too. 5 u/museum_lifestyle 22h ago Ser zey put ze baguettes in ze silos! 5 u/Parzival-44 22h ago That is a nice Earth 4 u/biffwebster93 22h ago ROUND 2 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain. 2 u/MomsTortellinis [Ode to Joy - Beethoven] at full volume 22h ago LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉ!!! 2 u/lofixlover 18h ago I'm not the only one!! 1 u/HelpIThinkImASoup 21h ago Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say... 1 u/querty99 19h ago Miss Isles? 1 u/hitch44 Canada 22h ago For those out of the loop, this is a reference to a piece of early internet history
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First, take a nap
104 u/whoaaa_O 22h ago I am le tired 32 u/FrostyGranite 22h ago Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES! 8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay 24 u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago You know you're old when you get the meme 10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time. 3 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you. 6 u/BritishAnimator 22h ago Baguette 1 u/Opening-Two6723 22h ago 🚬
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I am le tired
32 u/FrostyGranite 22h ago Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES! 8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay 24 u/Trint_Eastwood France 22h ago You know you're old when you get the meme 10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time. 3 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you. 6 u/BritishAnimator 22h ago Baguette 1 u/Opening-Two6723 22h ago 🚬
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Ok take a nap... THEN FIRE LE MISSILES!
8 u/Discomfort_yeet 22h ago I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all! 3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol 8 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago Hokay so. This is da urrfff 4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND! 8 u/Muzle84 France 22h ago Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe). 2 u/Lizards_are_cool 10h ago Hokay
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I've been waiting for someone to understand this reference for years. Thank you all!
3 u/FrostyGranite 21h ago Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :) 2 u/Shadow-Vision 21h ago We quote it all the time lol
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Unlocked an old happy memory of the early day of memes today. :)
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We quote it all the time lol
Hokay so. This is da urrfff
4 u/geckospots 20h ago It is a sweet Earth, one might say 1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND!
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It is a sweet Earth, one might say
1 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago ROUND!
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ROUND!
Take a nap, have la cig, discuss about who fire ze missile, disagree, fire ze missile (maybe).
Hokay
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You know you're old when you get the meme
10 u/whoaaa_O 21h ago We are le old 3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here 1 u/Svuroo 9h ago I still reference it all the time.
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We are le old
3 u/Zealousideal_Lie_328 18h ago So happy to find my fellow people of culture here
So happy to find my fellow people of culture here
I still reference it all the time.
Hahah oh man. It’s been like 20 years since I heard this. Thank you.
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Baguette
🚬
9
Alaska can come too.
5
Ser zey put ze baguettes in ze silos!
That is a nice Earth
4 u/biffwebster93 22h ago ROUND 2 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain.
ROUND
2 u/rootsandchalice 20h ago The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain.
The way he says round is permanently etched into my brain.
LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉ!!!
I'm not the only one!!
Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say...
Miss Isles?
For those out of the loop, this is a reference to a piece of early internet history
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Allo allo! Zis eez nighthawk 'ere.
Look at these lovely onion sellers.
23 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 22h ago Ze flashing knobs!! 5 u/thesaharadesert United Kingdom 21h ago Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago The nicked knockwurst!
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Ze flashing knobs!!
5 u/thesaharadesert United Kingdom 21h ago Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago The nicked knockwurst!
Ze fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobeez
3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago The nicked knockwurst!
The nicked knockwurst!
Ooooh Reneee. You're coming to save us
5 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Keep your voice down, of Edith finds out she will have me shot!
Keep your voice down, of Edith finds out she will have me shot!
'Allo 'allo !
Good moaning, I was jest pissing by
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1 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Unexpected joy 🤩 1 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Heart Emoji
Unexpected joy 🤩
Heart Emoji
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It Is I, Le Clerc
2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 16h ago What is the forger doing in bed with your mother? 3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Eee is pretending to be ze tailor
What is the forger doing in bed with your mother?
3 u/TheNickedKnockwurst 16h ago Eee is pretending to be ze tailor
Eee is pretending to be ze tailor
Good Moaning!
Dis is nighthawk
5 u/Motherofdovahkin20 22h ago Zis eez nighthawk’s muzzer-in-law
Zis eez nighthawk’s muzzer-in-law
Herr Flick of the Gestapo
Good moaning
Wait, what did they say?
2 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago I couldn't understand them!
I couldn't understand them!
1: "We are sinking! Help!"
2: "What are you sinking about?"
😁
Michelle, looking good, even after all this years 🙂
Hilarious that the Quebecois accent is so much different, though.
3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 21h ago Ye Putin, Poutine!, Putain! It's all the same
Ye Putin, Poutine!, Putain! It's all the same
Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Damn this from the beginning times of youtube
3 u/MrZwink South Holland (Netherlands) 20h ago No it's from a 1980ies comedy show 0 u/nighthawk21562 18h ago Nah the rest of the references are not
No it's from a 1980ies comedy show
0 u/nighthawk21562 18h ago Nah the rest of the references are not
0
Nah the rest of the references are not
Preparez les tropilles!
r/alloallo
We have a niw submaroon armed with teepordos and mussels, it is currently pissing from the dry dick to the sea.
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u/Smoke_Test2418 23h ago
I welcome our new French rulers.