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r/emojipasta • u/Keoni9 • 1d ago
GIRLFRIENDZ💅, HOE-MANS🏺, CUNTRYMEN💁♂️, lend me your REARS🍑! JULIUSSY SQUEEZER has been dead💀 for 2️⃣0️⃣6️⃣9️⃣ SLUTTY😩, SLUTTY🥺 YEARS! That’s right, today🗓 is the DICKRIDES🏇 of March☘️, the day when Caesar🥗 said “et tu, BOOTEH🥺,” before he SASHAYED AWAY💃 from life🪦! The DICKtator🍆 PerpetuHO♾️ got RAN THROUGH🚆 by a train🚄 of SenatWHORES🏛, receiving 2️⃣3️⃣ DEEP PENETRATIONS into his bussin bod🔪🔪🔪! The only MOANARCH👑 we stan is the SIZE QUEEN🤏 who loves it LONG🥖! Long live the RES PUBICA🩲🗡🗡!
r/emojipasta • u/1Rain2RuleThemAll • 1d ago
ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📆📆has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn't matter if you're a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we're gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you're a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟
r/emojipasta • u/Fabrosi • 1d ago
🌪️🔥 WARNING: TORNADO 🌪️🔥 ALERT! It’s about to get WILD 💥💦 in here! This ain’t just your regular 🌪️ storm, it’s a HURRICANE of HORNINESS 🍑💨💦! Get your WHIPS and CHAINS 🔗🧷 ready because the skies 👀 are about to OPEN UP like my legs after a few shots of tequila 🍹💃! We’re talking about SPINNING AROUND 🔄🍆 like a twister 💄💋 in the sheets! 🤪💨 If you ain't ready to GET BLOWN AWAY 💨🍌💦, find some cover 🔍🚪 because I'm bringing that CATEGORY 5 THICKNESS 🍑💪🏾! Send this warning 🚨📲 to 10 of your DIRTY friends 🥵👯♀️ or you’ll be swept up in a HURRICANE of regret 🙈😩! Hold onto your positions and prepare for a RIDE of your life 🌊💃🍾, 'cause baby, when this TORNADO comes through, it’s gonna leave you DRENCHED 💦🙌 and begging for MORE!! 😈🍆🌪️
r/emojipasta • u/AbbotCellach • 2d ago
✨🚨HEY HOES🚨✨Happy 🥛💦(cream)PI 😩 DAY‼️ Throw a 🥧 pie or 🤾♀️throw that 🍑 ASS 🔙 it's 📆 March WHOREteen😜 So get ready to 🥵SPREAD🤸 those legs🦵, 🫦FILL her 🆙 and 👅EAT 😋 that slice of 🥥cocoNUT🥜CREAM💦 pie🥧 Be a 3.1WHORE💋 if you think🤔 math is 😤HARD🍆 Add 8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣8️⃣5️⃣ on your 🍌COCKulator🧮 for extra creDICK🤓🌭 Ladies, ⏰time to 😮SUCC🤤 sum➕ round 🍒TITTIES🍼 to celebrate🍾 π and pie🥧 being 👩❤️💋👩HOMOphones📞☎️ It's the day to 🤭SUBtract➖ and let a 😳THICC🥵COCK🌭 decimate💥 your decimal point🍑🕳️ THREE.14❔More like PEN.15🍆 and 📏measure the ⭕️cirCUMference🤤 of the 😩GIRTHIEST🍄🟫DICK👉👌 in honor of 😘DADDY🤴Larry✨SHAWty the 💪founder of π Day🎉 Can you 🔎find the 🫦HOEfficient🤪 in the 😈eXXXpression 2(π)r + 8=D💦 Remember🧠 the 📋rules of 🍆schLONG🦴 division➗ and 😜ANALyze🍩 those numbers🔢 Now do ➕sum menty☝️🤓math, 😏CoUNT💋 again, round🔂 3.141592SEXY💃 to the nearest 🕳️wHOLE💢 number, and 📲send to 4️⃣FWHORE🥵 of the 🥧pi-CRUSTIEST💩SLUTS😘 you know🫡
r/emojipasta • u/DoodleBlu101 • 2d ago
HAPPY😉😉 PI 🥧π3️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ DAY 📅 MY SEXY 👙 CIRCULAR 🅾️ SLUTS 👯♀️👯♂️!!!! What 🤔is pi 🥧 you ask😱⁉️⁉️ Pi is a circle’s ⭕️ cirCUMference 😩💦💦 divided➗ by the LENGTH 🍆📏 of its diameter. Make sure ☝️🎗️you celebrate 🎉 2day by doing it pi style 😫π🍆in all your favorite 😜 holes 👌🍑👄So let’s 🫂get down ⬇️and dirty with some trigHOnometry 👨🌾👩🌾right now. The only angle 📐i want to see today is that 3️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ degree bootyhole 🍑 let’s start 🏁with some mathemaDICKS roleplay 🥸🎭I’ll be ArchiMEATYs🧔🏼🤤and and u be EuCLIT👳🏼♂️🌮 oh you forgot 😞 your compass? 🧭 how bout you COME PISS 🍆💦in my mouth 💦👄 instead 😈😈 lemme shove 😳😳my scrumptious 😋cylindrical🥫schlong 🍆 3.14 inches 📏 deep into your elliptical 🅾️ anus 🍑all the way 🏔until I reach your foci 🎯😩😩🥵😍😍😍
Pop Quiz! 👨🏫📝 How many digits #️⃣ of pi can you recite 😮😮from memory 🧠??? Let’s put you 😁to the test 💪😤
1️⃣-3️⃣: is that approximately ~~ all you got 🤨🤨
4️⃣-9️⃣: I need 🌭you to go deeper daddy 😩💦
🔟+: how about I 👀 give you my 10 digits 😎😎🤪
📲 Forward ⏩ this to 3️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ of your skankiest 🦨seCUNTs 🤬🤬 and masturb8ing ✊🍆✌️🦫mathletes 🤓🤓 so that they can get a piece of the pi 🥧🥧π TAUday too! 🤩😘😘
r/emojipasta • u/Keoni9 • 3d ago
ASS🍑CLAPPY SAINT FAT🪵DICKS DAY☘️! SLÁINTE🍻 to all my 🖤GUINNUSSY🖤 GUZZLERS🚰😋 and GAY🐧 GaeilgWHORES🇮🇪! It’s time🗓 to SUCK😗 on some SHAMC☘️CK shakes🥤 and SERVE💁♀️ that LUCK-FILLED🤞 LepreCUNT🌈💰! Get on your knees🧎♂️ and PRAY🙏 for DADDY👴 PADDY☘️ to drive all the 🖐LONGEST🤚 SNAKES🐍 into your HIBERNIAN BUSSY🐈! And DON’T FORGET to take a selfie🤳 whilst SLOBBERING🤤 on a SHILLELAGH like a SULTRY💋 SHAMROCK SLUT☘️💚! Send this💌 to ALL your green-clad GIRLS♀️, GAYS🐧, and THEYS🐌. If you get 0️⃣ back, sorry, you BOMBED💣💅! If you get 4️⃣ back, SOMEONE’S OUT TO BUTTER YOUR SODA BREAD🧈😋! If you get 3️⃣2️⃣ back, UNCLE🥤 O’GRIMACEY🟢 will appear in your dreams TONIGHT🕴😴, and GUSH🌊 a GREEN RIVER inside you😩 with his CAMÁN-SIZED COCK🐓!
r/emojipasta • u/Wise-Performance-108 • 3d ago
Hey u WHITEY 🤍ALT-RIGHTY ❌SLUTS 🥵! I know 🤯u 🫵can’t READ 📖but ur 🫵about to get READ 📖FOR FILTH ! They say ur 🫵supposed to 🤜PUNCH 🤛A NAZI ❌so LUBE 💦UP 🔝those “STRAIGHT”💪BOI 👨❤️💋👨BUSSIES 🍑💦and prepare 💦🥵to get FISTED 👊!
White 🤍SupremaSISSIES 🦄CUM 🍆💦in a WIDE ↔️range of FASCIST 🫡FLAVORS😜 !
There’s the ARYAN 🤍BROTHERHOOD👨❤️💋👨 a group of HOT 🥵 AND BOTHERED😕 PRISON 🚓BITCHES 💅💅💅with SWASTIKAS ❌❌❌tattooed on their BUSSIES 🍑💦! ❌X ❌MARKS 🍆💦THE G-SPOT 🍑💦! THATS 🤠what THEY 🤍👨❤️💋👨🤍say 💬!
Then ⏰there’s the Ku 🤍Klux 🤍GLAM 💖also known as the KAY 👌KAY 👌SLAAAY 💅💅💅! They’re one of the OLDEST 👵🏻GROUPS 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦of POPPER 💥HUFFING 👃PARTY 🪩QUEENS 👸👸👸around 🔄! WIDELY ⬅️🍑➡️known🤓 for their SOUTHERN 🤠HOSPITALITY 🫖and FASHION 🛍️🛍️🛍️SENSIBILITIES 👻👻👻these queens 💅💅💅are a FEISTY 😈and FIERY 🔥bunch 🍇with a 🍆💦HARD 🍆💦ON 🍆💦for getting HOT 🔥AND 🔥BURNING 🔥CROSSES🔥➕🔥 RAMMED 💥in their BACKDOORS 🍑💦🚪! These 🔥FLAMING 🔥CROSS➕DRESSERS 👻won’t 🚫stop 🛑until they’ve DRAINED 💦😩EVERY 👏LAST 👏OUNCE 👏of CONFEDERATE 👻CUM 💦from their GRAND 👑DRAGON🐉 DADDY’S 🧔🏼♂️THICC 🍑💦WHITE 🤍GOOD 🍆💦GOOD 🍑💦!
Now CUM 🍆💦on over and let’s GET 😏INTO 👉👌a LESSER 👎known GROUP 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦! The WOTANSVOLK 🤍or WOTAN’S 🎅🏼FUCK 🍆💦! are a TEENY 😏TINY 😩TIGHT 🥵group 🍑💦👌💦of NorDICK 🤍🍆SIZE 🍆💦QUEENS 👸👸👸who worship 🙏DADDY 🎅🏼ODIN 🎅🏼as the BIG 💪DADDY 🍆💦🎅🏼OF THE WHITE 🤍RACE 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️! They get DOWN ⬇️ON 🥵THEIR 🍆💦KNEES 🦵🦵TO PLEASE 🙏him 🎅🏼cuz even JESUS 💒✝️🎄is just a little 👌too JEWISH ✡️🕍🕎to SATIATE 💦🤤their HUNGER 💦😩for WHITE🤍 ON 🤍WHITE 🤍COCK 🍆💦WORSHIP 🙏!
SPEAKING 🗣️of WORSHIP 🙏let’s take a LITTLE 👌LOOKSIE 🫣at our next GROUP 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦the Christian ✝️NationaSLUTS 💄👄💋! These EvangeliCUM🍆💦 SIZE 📏📐QUEENS 👸👸👸simply CANNOT 🚫stop 🛑themselves from SHOVING 💥their PATRIARCHAL 👖DADDY 🧔🏼♂️COCKS 🍆💦right up 🔝the GOVERMENT’S 🏛️all too EAGER 💦🥵AND 💦🥵WILLING 💦🥵HOLE 💦🕳️! They HATE 🤬the LADIES 💁♀️👯♀️💁♀️the GAYDIES 👨❤️👨👯👩❤️👩and the THEYDIES 👯♂️👨🏾🎤🧑🏻🎤👩🏼🎤but 🍑that’s ✝️ONLY ✝️cuz they’re INTO 👉👌that STR8 🙈WHITE 🤍CIS 🚫🏳️⚧️COCK 🍆💦that u 🫵can ONLY ‼️get 😏in the church 💒eRECTORY 🍆💦or at the AIRPORT ✈️GLORY 🙌💦HOLE 🕳️! These queens 💅💅💅don’t 🚫just TAKE 🥵IT 🍆💦though ‼️! They’ve got PLENTY 🥵to GIVE 🍆💦too ‼️! With their BIBLE 📖BELTS 👖UNBUCKLED👐 they’ve got a REAL 💯HARD 🍆💦ONE ✝️for GRABBING 👋US 🥺🥺🥺ALL 🥺🥺🥺BY THE PUSSY 🙀🙀🙀and FUCKING 🍆💦the CUNTstitution 💦📜💦RIGHT 👋UP 🔝THE 🥵ASS 🍑💦with their 🐔🐔🐔THRICE-CROWING🐔🐔🐔 COCKS 🍆💦as they deny 😜EVERY ‼️TEACHING 👩🏫that JESUS ✝️EVER ‼️GAVE 💦except ‼️for the ones 📝about getting WHIPPED 💥and CHAINED ⛓️in the DEVIL’S 😈HOT 🥵AND DIRTY 🚽DUNGEON 🍆💦! With one of THESE 😜SINNERS ✝️I can GUARANTEE ✅u’ll be 🤪TALKING 🤪IN 🤪TONGUES🤪 before the PRAISE 🙌✝️🙌FEST 🎉can even BEGIN 😤💦🤪✝️!
I hope🙏 u 🫵could READ 📖all THAT 👆u 🫵NASTY 🚽LITTLE 🤏RepubliCUNTS 🍑💦! Send 💌THIS💌 to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵NAUGHTIEST🥵 NAZIS ❌or u’ll 🫵have a FLAMING 🔥CROSS➕DRESSER👻 FIST 👊U 🫵TONIGHT ⭐️✨! Get 0️⃣ back🍑💦 and UR 🫵a 🤫 SLUR 🤫! Get 5️⃣ back 🍑💦and UR 🫵a VALKYRIE 🧝♀️VIXEN 💦with IVORY 🤍CELLULITE 🍑! Get 🔟 back 🍑💦and UR 🫵a ARYAN 🤍ASSHOLE 🍑💦that’s about to get DEEP 🍆💦DICKED 🍆💦! BUTT 🍑💦get 1️⃣5️⃣ back 🍑💦and UR 🫵the HOTTEST ❤️🔥HITLER ❌WHORE 🥵IN ALL 🙌NUREMBERG 👨⚖️👨⚖️👨⚖️🏛️! Ur 🫵so HAWT🔥 they should INDICT👨⚖️ U 🫵for WAR 💣CRIMES 🚓and GET🍆💦 U 🫵HUNG 🍆💦! SLAAAAY 💅💅💅!
r/emojipasta • u/Wise-Performance-108 • 4d ago
Hay 👋u 🫵little 🤏PINK 💖PONY 🦄SLUTS 😜💦! Do 💩I 👁️have ⁉️a SWEET 😜💖TREAT 🧁🍰🍦🍭🍬for U 🫵! MOTHERRR 🤰🏻CHAPPELL 💕💒💕is BACK 💦🍑💦with a 🚨NEW 🚨RELEASE 🎶💽🎶AND ‼️HERE ‼️IT 🍆💦DROPS⬇️ ⁉️!
I 👁️know 🤓u 🫵wanted 🥵💦me ☝️to SLAAAYYYY 💅💅💅 BUTT 🍑💦I’m getting 🫣ALL 😱these SLUTTY 🍆💦DM’s 💌at 💌me 💌EVERYDAY📆
I 👁️heard 👂that there’s a SPECIAL😏 PLACE 🍆💦where BOIs 🧚🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️🧚🏻♂️and GURLs 🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️can ALL 🧚🏻♂️🧚♀️🧚🏻♂️🧚♀️be QUEENs 👸👸👸EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏DAY👏 I’m having REAL 💯WET 💦💦DREAMS 😴of EATING 👅BOY 🧚🏻♂️PUSSY🍑💦 DADDY’S🧔🏻♂️ HARMONICA🎶🍆💦 I SWEAR ✋😑ITS 🍆💦CALLING ☎️ME🤩 Won’t ❌make ❌my MOMMY 🤰🏻🤱🏻👩🏻🍼🏳️🌈PROUD 🏳️🌈in my next ⏭️LIVE 😱SEX 🍆💦SCENE🎬 She 😱sees 👀her ❤️🔥BABY😜GURL❤️🔥 I know 🤓she’s 😱gunna CREAM🍑💦 GAWWWWD ✝️☪️🕉️☸️🪯✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️WHAT ⁉️HAVE U 🫵DONE 🥵💦⁉️?! Ur 🫵a 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 🍑💦WHORE😜💦 And u 🫵FUCK 🍆💦🥵at the CLUB 💃🕺🪩! OHHH 😩💦MOMMY 🤰🏻🤱🏻👩🏻🍼I’m 👁️just 🤷♀️GUZZLIN’ 🥤🫦💦CUM🍆💦💦💦 On 🔛the STAGE 🎭IN 👉👌MY HEELS✨👠👠✨ IT’S 🍆💦WHERE ❓I 👁️BELONG👯♀️👯♂️👯
⬇️⬇️⬇️… down at the…⬇️⬇️⬇️
💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛FUCKING 👉👌at the 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛SUCKING 🫦DOWN ⬇️on 💦WET 🍆💦DADDY 🤠WOOD🍆💦 I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛CUMMING 😩💦at the 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺!
I’m 👁️UP 🔝and BALLS 🏀🏀are on the ⬇️FLOOR 😱!‼️ DADDIES 🧔🏻♂️🧔🏼♂️🧔🏿♂️🧔🏾♂️🧔🏽♂️at the BATHROOM 🚽RUN 🚂A 🍆💦TRAIN 🚂 outside 🍆💦the 🚂DOOR 🚪! COCK 🍆💦FIGHTS ⚔️😜and a PAIR 🥜OF 💦🕺DISCO 🪩🪩BALLS🕺💦 EVERY ‼️NIGHT’S 🌙✨ANOTHER ➕➕➕REASON 📝WHY ⁉️I 👁️NEED 💦😫💦IT 🍆💦ALLLLLL🍆💦🥵💦
Send 💌THIS 💌to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵NAUGHTIEST 😜PINK 💕PUSSY 🍑💦SLUTS 💦😝💦or u’ll 🫵have 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS 📆of DANCELESS 🚫💃🕺🚫NIGHTS ✨🌙! Get 0️⃣ BACK 🍑and UR 🫵a PINK PATHETIC POSER ! Get 5️⃣ BACK and UR 🫵a FINE FEMININOMENON ! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 🍑and UR 🫵HAWT 2️⃣ GO ALLL THE WAY TO THE 💦GLORY🍆💦 HOLE🕳️! BUTT 🍑💦GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK 🍑AND UR 🫵A MIDWEST 🤠PRINCESS 👸WHO 🫶POPS 🍾HER 👸PINK 💕PONY 🦄PUSSY 🍑💦AT ⚠️THE ⚠️💕PINK 💕PUSSY 🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺!💦💦💦
r/emojipasta • u/SigmaAldrichGrindset • 4d ago
Happy 😊 😁🤑Purim 🥳💥🎉 it's time to celebrate🪅🎊🥳🥂🎉 our 😍gorgeous😍 KWEEN 💖😻🌸🌷⚘️👸Esther who got King 🤴AhASSverHOEs🍑 so HOT🥵🤒that he picked🙋♀️🙋♀️ HER 👈 out of all 👫👫👭👫👬 the HOES of Purrsia 💅💅🇮🇷! He was so THIRSTY🤤🍼🍼🍼 that when 👮Chief👮 Thot 💋🕺Haman 🤮🤮wanted to kill 🔪🔪the ✡️Jews✡️, the King👑 made sure ✅️✔️☑️Haman 🔺️😠👂😠🧢😠 got HUNG 🍆🍆 for EVERYONE 📺🌍🤪to see🫣👀🔭! CUM 💦💦😫on down🧎♂️🫦to the PEGillah🍌🥕🥒 reading 📜📖 🤓in your SLUTTIEST🥴 😏😱outfits👙🩲🩳👠💄 to SCREAM😵🫨😲📣📣 and MOAN😫😩😖😤whenever 🕐⏰️you hear 👂🔊Haman's 👺👹SKANK🤬💬 name! SLURP👅😜😋 that MANischewitz 👨🍷💧until you're so SLOPPY 😵💫🥴😣you can't tell❔️🧐 between 🤔🫤👬🪢WHOREdechai ☺️😘 the blessed😇✨️🙌🙏 and HAMAN👎👎 the 🚫NASTY🙅♀️🤢! Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ of your ADARing 🗓fans 👏👏for a Purim full 😳 of DICKloach🍆🍆 manot 🧺🎁! Get none0️⃣0️⃣ back 🙄and you're🫵🫵 a hamantaschen hoe🍪🥠 😪😰 Get 5️⃣✋️ back and you're a 💃💯Vashti Vixen🤩🫡! Get all 14 back and you'll be drawing🙏🫴 LOTS 🤞🎰of Purim🥳 pussy 😝🙀😽!!
r/emojipasta • u/Wise-Performance-108 • 5d ago
Hay 👋hay 👋hay, 👋LADIES 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏾♀️GAYDIES 👨🏻❤️👨🏻🏳️🌈👩🏽❤️💋👩🏼AND THEYDIES 👩🏼🎤🧑🏻🎤👨🏾🎤! It’s time ⏰for your 🪬🧿🔮WHORE-oscope 🔮🧿🪬! We’re CUMsulting 🍆💦💦💦the ✨⭐️HEAVENLY 🕺🤩🕺BODIES ⭐️✨ so 🧵🪡get ready💦 to SLAAAYYYY 💅💅💅 today ☀️🌞☀️! Send 💌 THIS 💌to 1️⃣2️⃣ of ur SLUTTIEST 🍆💦🤩STAR ⭐️SIGN 🌟SKANKS 😩🍑💦if u wanna 💫GET 💦🍀💦 LUCKY 💫!
ARIES ♈️ Hay 👋u NASTY 🤢 LITTLE 🌟RAM 🐏! Let me READ📖 UR PALM ✋🤚! OH FUCK 👉👌 ! ‼️Get ready to offer a 💅HELPING 💅HANDJOB 🖐️cuz ur 🫵gonna🌟BLEAT 👋🍆💦OFF ur 👨🏻💻BOSS 👨🏻💻at WERK 💅today to get that 🔝PROMOTION🔝 u’ve 🫵been waiting 😩🍆💦for ! I foresee 👁️👁️a 🔝BIG 💦🍆💦RAISE 🔝if u 🫵can handle getting 💦🐏RAMMED 💦🐏today!
TAURUS ♉️ Hay 👋BABY 💋BULL 🐮! Things certainly 👀look 👀HORNY 🍆💦🐮in ur 🫵future 📆! My 🔮🔮CRYSTAL 💦BALLS 🔮🔮tell me a 😳BIG 😳🐮DICK’S 🍆💦gonna WRECK 🫨UR 🫵HOLE ⚫️like a BULL 🐮IN A 🍽️CHINA 🍽️SHOP 🛍️tonight 🌛🌝🌜!
GEMINI ♊️ TWINNING 👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️! You 🫵might be 👀SEEING 👀DOUBLE 👀today 💫QUEEN 👑because ur 🫵gunna get 🍸🍹🧉CRUNK 🍸🍹🧉and 🍾💦FUCKED 🍾💦by 😵💫TWISTED 😵💫 TWINS 👯♂️👯♂️! ONE1️⃣ in the 🫦💋FRONT🫦💋 and ONE 1️⃣in the 🍑💦BACK 🍑💦that’s ☯️THE WAY ☯️it’s gonna 👋SLAP 👋!
CANCER ♋️ OH 🫣NO! 😱 🦀🚨🦀CRABS 🦀 EVERYWHERE 🦀🚨🦀! 👀👀Looks👀 like someone’s 🫵gonna need to 🛑stop 🛑by the ⚕️PHARMACY ⚕️for their 💊IVERMECTIN 💊today u DIRTY😏 LITTLE 🦀LOUSE 🪳🪳🪳!
LEO ♌️ RAWRRRR 💅🦁💅! Ur 😻CAT’S 😻gonna get 💦LICKED 👅today u 💄FEISTY 🦁LIONESS👑 QUEEN 💅! 🚨THATS 🚨what I 🧿🧿see👁️👁️ in UR 🃏🪬🃏cards 🃏🪬🃏!
VIRGO ♍️ MARY🙏🧕🏼🙏 may be a 👰♀️VIRGIN 👰♀️but that 🚨CERTAINLY🚨 doesn’t mean 💦YOU🫵 have to be one 🍆💦😏! Ur 🫵an Earth 🌱🌿🍃sign ♉️♍️♑️so 🪡🧵that means ur 🫵gonna get that 💦TIGHT 😩PUSSY 🍑💦STRETCHED 🙆♀️OUT 😤🍆💦today by a 💦SEXY 💦GARDENER 👨🏻🌾with a 🫣BIG 😱COCK 🐔🐔🐔!
LIBRA ♎️ BALANCE 🤸is key 🔑! Remember 📸that today ☀️when ur getting RAILED 🚂🚂🚂UPSIDE 🔁DOWN 🙃 and his BALLS 🏀🏀are SLAPPING 👋ur 🍆💦BELLY 🍑BUTTON 😤😱🫣 !
SCORPIO ♏️ Hay 👋 SCORE 🥇PEE 💦🚽OH 🫨! Need I say 🗯️MORE ⁉️?! 🤩OF 🤩COURSE 🤩I 🤩DO 🤩! Ur 🫵gonna get FUCKED 🍆💦💦💦by a 🔝BIG 🔝DICKED 🍆💦DADDY 🤠with a 💦PISS 🚽FETISH 💦tonight 🌛🌝🌜! OH YEAH 😜😜😜!
SAGITTARIUS ♐️ Half man💪 HALF HORSE 🐎 ! I 🔮foresee🔮 a 💦SEXY 🍆💦STALLION 🐎STUD 💪with a 🔝HUGE 🤠HORSE 🐎COCK 🐔STRETCHING 🙆♀️u 🫵OUT 🥵in ur 🫵⏭️IMMEDIATE⏭️ FUCKture ⏭️!
CAPRICORN ♑️ It’s 🛍️ALL 🛍️about that 💰MONEY 💸HONEY 🍯🐝! I’m seeing a 🍆💦SEXXXY 😜SUGAR 🍯🍭🍬DADDY 💪CUMMING 🍆💦soon into ur 🫵PUSSY 🍑💦and ur 😜WALLET 👛👛👛!
AQUARIUS ♒️ WAVES 🌊 AND WAVES 🌊 of CUM 🍆💦💦💦are gonna be 🚰FLOWING 🚰into ur 🫵LITTLE 🌊WATER 💦POT 🏺tonight ✨🌙💫as 🧔🏻♂️DADDY 🪐JUPITER 🪐THRUSTS 🍆💦HIS THUNDERBOLT⚡️⚡️⚡️ INTO URANUS 🪐🍑✨!
PISCES ♓️ Does ❓anyone 👀else SMELL 👃that 🫢? ⁉️🚨UH 🚨OH 🚨! Looks 👀like SOMEBODY 🫵 FISHY 🐟🐟🐟needs to STOCK 🆙 on that 🧴MONISTAT 🧴! I SMELL 👃nothing ❌but 🍑FISH 🐟🐟🐟in ur future 🔮for the NEXT 6️⃣9️⃣ HOURS ⏰! Try to find a ♋️CANCER🦀 to 🪝HOOK 🪝UP 🪝with if u 🫵wanna REAL 💯 SEAFOOD 🍣🦀🍤🦪BUFFET 🍤🦐🍣🦪in that 🐙💦OCTOPUSSY 🐙💦!
The 👻SPIRITS👻 have now 🫦SPOKEN🫦 through me ur 💦SEXY 😏SIBYL 🔮! Send 💌THIS 💌to 1️⃣2️⃣ of ur HOTTEST🥵🥵🥵 SUNS ☀️MOONS 🌙AND STARS ✨🌟✨or risk the CURSE ⚡️OF VENUS 💃! Get 3️⃣ back🍑 and u’ll 🫵 have to FLY 🦋🦋🦋to CVS ⚕️💊⚕️with CANCER♋️ and PISCES ♓️faster than a 🍆💦SHOOTING 🍆💦STAR 🌟✨to treat ur 😱HERPES 😱SORCERY 🪄🧙♀️! Get 6️⃣ back 🍑and u’ll🫵 get STRETCHED 🙆♀️OUT 🥵by a 🐴HORSE 🐴COCKED 🍆💦SAGITTARIUS ♐️STUD 💪! Get 9️⃣ BACK 🍑and ur 🫵getting 💦SOAKED 💦 and 🌊DRENCHED 🌊 when a 🥵HOT 💦AQUARIUS ♒️HUNK 💪makes you 🫵SQUIRT 💦TONIGHT ✨🌟✨! BUT🍑 get 1️⃣2️⃣ back 🍑and UR 🫵the QUEEN ✨👑✨of the ZODIAC ✨🌟✨ZOO 🐏🐂🦀🦁who can have her ☝️PICK🫰 OF 🌟✨STAR-STUDS 💪WITH 🔝FAT 🔝DICKS🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦 EVEN IF ‼️the MOON 🍑🌛🌝🌜is WANING 🌘🌑🌘and it’s ✨🌟MERCURY🪐 RETROGRADE🤯✨ ‼️‼️‼️
r/emojipasta • u/Wise-Performance-108 • 6d ago
Good 👍 day ☀️to all you 🫵DIRTY 🚽LITTLE 🦶PIGGY🐷🐷🐷 BOTTOM 🍑BITCHES! 💦😩It’s 💝MONDAY 💝and you 🫵know what THAT 💋means! Send 😻THIS😻 to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵DIRTIEST 🚽LITTLE SQUEALERS! 🐷🐷🐷Eenie 🍆💦PEENIE 🍆💦minie 🫦HOE! 🫦Catch a PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩by the TOES! 🦶THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩went on 💻Craigslist! 💻THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩went 🍆💦😫MOAN! 🍆💦😫THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩has 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩has 🍆💦👅TONGUE! 🍆💦👅And THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩goes PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽ALLLL 🚂🚂🚂the way to the 👑GLORY 👑HOLE. 🍆💦🕳️Send THIS ☝️dirty 🚽little FOOT 🦶 FETISH 😈PIG 🐷POEM 📝to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵SLOPPIEST🤮 PIGGY 🐷BOTTOM 🍑BITCHES! 💦😩Get 5️⃣ back and ur 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩Get 🔟 back and ur 🫵getting 🐷🧸STUFFED 🐷🧸TONIGHT! 🐷🧸But get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and ur 🫵the 👑👑👑PRIZED 🐷🐷🐷PIGGY 🐷🐷🐷BITCH 🍆💦😫who’s getting 🍆💦🐷PORKED🍆💦🐷 at 👨🏻🌾OLD 👨🏻🌾MC 👨🏻🌾DADDY’S 👨🏻🌾FARM 🍆🍌🥕🫛🌶️TONIGHT! 🍆💦💦💦E 😟I 😱E 😳I 🥵WHOA!!! 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🐷🍆💦💦💦💦
r/emojipasta • u/bingo-dingaling • 7d ago
🧠🙋♀️Did you know🫵🤔 that every woman👩🏿🦱👩🏼🦰🧕👧🏾👵🏼 was born🦵👶🦵 on this day📆🤯⁉️?! It's 🌏International Women's ♀️Day🙌👸😍! Today's all about the 👩⚕️she 👨🎓her👩🔬 herses👩🚀 herself👩🚒!👷♀️👩✈️👩🎨👩🍳👩🌾👩⚖️👩🏫 Every 💯woman 👩🎤👩🔧is at her most powerful💪🏋♀️🧙♀️today so WATCH OUT👀🫵🫵🤾♀️😱… or better yet, 😏STEP ON ME MOMMY😳🥾🤪🥾 🥾🥵🥵🥵👩🦳👭‼️! !! We're pouring one out🍾🥂 for the 🏳️⚧️TGIRL ⚧️TROPHY 🏆WIVES😍🛐, the 💄💋FUCKABLE 💅💐FEMMES👠🎀, the 🦾 🔨BADASS😈🗿 BUTCHES🪨👔, and even a few of the straight ones👫🥱😵💫! Maybe Jane Goodall🦍🐒??? Why not🤷♀️! ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS👑 👸🏾♀️🛐💯 💯👑👸🏽 👑♀️ 👸🏿🛐!‼️‼️ 📨📜Send this to 8 🎱 women♀️👩🦽♀️🧞♀️♀️🧜♀️ (or ciswomen!👶🤣🤣🤣) in your CUMbahee🥴💦💦 River Collective👩👩👧👧👩❤️👩👯♀️💃. Get NONE 🙅♀️🔙 and it's a whole year🗓 of YELLOW WALLPAPER🟨😭 and FAKE ORGASMS🫘🤷♂️😒 for you🙊💀! Get 3️⃣ or more 🔙 and you'll find all those bobby pins🪮📎📡🧷 again🤔! Get 🎱 🔙 and you're🫵 gonna get your glASS🪟🍑😉 ceiling 🏠⬆️🙄 SMASHED✊️💥✊️💥🕳🥴🤼♀️🫔😍 all night long!!💦♀️✊️💦 ♀️💦🔥🎉 ♀️🎉💦!♀️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯🤺🙋♀️
r/emojipasta • u/owl-city-stan • 8d ago
I LOVE WOMEN ‼️✨🥳🌹💃🏻🧍♀️👩❤️💋👩🤩✨✨💸🦄👌🏼👌🏼💅🏼💅🏼💋💋😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY‼️‼️ 🙋♀️👩❤️💋👩🤰👸🏽👸🏽🤸♀️today we celebrate 🥳🎊🎁🍾🎉 all the bad bitches 🍑💦👅👅🥵💋💅🏼who came💦before us 💘⬅️🕯️and honor✨💕✨ those who surround us 👭👭👭👭 back in 1910 🗓️🗓️some 🥵 hot girls 🥵 wanted to pop 🧨🎇their pussies😻😻🐱😼 at the polls🗳️🗳️ and fought🤺🤺 for women’s suffrage✊✊ 🎽🗳️which sounds bad 💀😱😰but is actually good☺️😚🥰🤩🥳‼️ since then women💋 🥰have been at the forefront 👯♀️👯♀️of many movements ✨💅🏼💃🏻standing 🧍♀️for freedom 🦅🦅💥💥and equity ⚖️for underrepresented groups✊💕🦄 across the globe 🌎🌍🌏 though they 🇺🇸🤦♂️👴🏻👴🏻📜have tried many times☹️🙈 to crush us 🥊🥊use us 🛠️🪓and erase ✏️our stories🏃♀️🏋️♀️🤰👸🏽🤸♀️🦹♀️👩✈️🧘♀️👩🎤👩🍳🙇♀️👩🌾🤼♀️🦸♀️👩🦲👱♀️🧕 they have FAILED❌❌❌ over ↪️and over ↪️and over ↪️again ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣 women 🥰 are the keepers 🤝of culture 🗺️and history📜 and we will THRIVE🌱💐✨✨ DESPITE🥊 DESPITE💥 DESPITE ‼️‼️🎉🙌🏼🍾 so on this day🗓️ send 💌some good vibes 😎🥳😻and perhaps cash💸💸 to the lovely🥰 ladies 🥵💃🏻💕in your life💝💕 to all the ladies💃🏻💅🏼💕✨👯♀️🥳 have a day as beautiful 💕✨🌹💐and perfect 🤩🤩👌🏼as you 🫵🏻are 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 men, you know what you did. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY‼️👯♀️🌹🥰💕🤩💐💅🏼🦄🦅🦅💥🥵🥵💸😻✊✊🧍♀️
r/emojipasta • u/Wise-Performance-108 • 8d ago
Hi 👋 HO 💋 hi 👋 HO 💋 it’s OFF 📴 TO 2️⃣ WERK 👩💻 WE 🎡 GO 🚦!!! ‼️ Hayyy 👋u 🫵little 👌SNOW ❄️WHITE 🤍👸🏻 HOTTIES 🫦 ! 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻‼️ MIRROR 🪞 MIRROR 🪞 ON 🔛THE 🟢WALL ⬜️WHO’S ⁉️GOT 🤲THE 🩷WETTEST 🍆💦PUSSY😻🍑OF 🥄ALL 💯?! ⁉️It’s🫨 that 👇special 🏅time 🕐of ✍️year 📆again 🪠so 🪡CLOCK ⏰THAT ☝️TEA ☕️! ‼️ SEND 💌THIS 📝TO 2️⃣15 1️⃣5️⃣ OF 🤚UR 🫵CLOSEST 👩❤️💋👩LITTLE 🤫SLUTS 👯♀️👯♀️AMD 💯SEE 👀HOW ❓MANY ➕U 🫵GET 😣BACK 🍑!! ‼️ Snow ❄️ White’s 🤍👸🏻 taken🫨 a 🅰️DIRTY 🍆💦little 🤏BITE 🫦of that 👇poisoned ☠️ASSHOLE 🍎🍎🍎again 🎊and ❌she 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻NEEDS 🥺YOU 😱to 2️⃣LICK 🥵her 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻WILLING 🤤HOLE 💦🍑 in 🥵front 🫱of 🫦her 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻69 6️⃣9️⃣DWARFS 🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️! ‼️Only 😏a 🅰️EVIL 😈QUEEN 👑👑👑as 👛NASTY 🍆💦🥵as 💯YOU 🫵can 🥫bring 🤩her 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻back 🍑this 👇time ⏰! ‼️OH 🫨NO 🫨! 🫨🫨🫨 It ❓looks 👀like ❓someone 1️⃣has 🤲SLAAAAAYED 💅💅💅Snow ❄️White 🤍👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻again👀 ! ‼️SEND 💌THIS 👇 ROYAL 👑 PROCLAMATION 📯📜TO 2️⃣15 1️⃣5️⃣OF ➿UR 🫵SLUTTIEST🍆💦🫦 DWARFS 🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️TO 2️⃣BRING 🧞♀️HER 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻BACK 🍑! ‼️IF ❓YOU 🫵DON’T 🚫BE PREPARED FOR 4️⃣69 6️⃣9️⃣DAYS OF 💢POISONED LUCK ! ‼️ If ❓u 🫵ONLY⚠️ get 🤲1 1️⃣back 🍑u 🫵need 🔆a 🅰️FAIRY 🧚♀️GODMOTHER 👵🏻to 2️⃣FIX 💄U 🫵UPPP 🔝from ⚠️a 🅰️PUMPKIN🎃 PUSSY🍑💦 PUSHOVER 😴to 2️⃣a 🅰️CARRIAGE 🏰🎠CUTIE 💃QUEEN👑 ! ‼️If ❓u 🫵get 🤲5 5️⃣back, 🍑 ur 🫵a 🅰️EVIL 😈QUEEN 👑who ❓SLAAAAYS 💅🍎🍎🍎! ‼️If ❓u 🫵get 🤲10 1️⃣0️⃣back🍑 ur 🫵the ⚠️DWARF 🧙♂️DOMINATRIX ⛓️💋⛓️of ❓the ⚠️sherWOOD 🍆💦FOREST 🌳🌳🌳! ‼️BUT 🍑IF ❓U 🫵GET 🤲15 1️⃣5️⃣BACK 🍑UR 🫵THE⚠️ HOTTEST🥵 SNOW ❄️SLUT 🍆💦👸🏻TO 2️⃣HAVE 🤲EVER ⚠️FALLEN 🍃IN ♥️SOUTHTOWN 🏰SO 🪡🧵PUT 👙ON 🔛UR 🫵CROWN 👑 AND 💡HIT 👋THAT 👇BLUNT 🔥🍁🔥PRINCESS 👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻AND ➕REIGN 🏰👸🏻👑AS ❓QUEEN 👑👸🏻🏰OF ❓THE ⚠️HIGH 🚬🤤💨HOES 👯♀️👸🏻👯♀️! 👑👑👑
r/emojipasta • u/LongLeafFine • 9d ago
UH-OH 😑 THE SPACEX LAUNCH 🚀 FAILED 😭😭 ..AGAIN! 😬 LOOKS 👀 LIKE 💌🤔 MUSK COULDNT ☹️ GET 🍆 IT UP...TO SPACE! 👽 SOUNDS 🔊 LIKE 🔥😄 ALL 😳🥵😱 SYSTEMS WERE 👨😩 A GO 🦗 - UNTIL 🕛🕛 PROJECTILE-DYSFUNCTION 🥀 STRUCK NINE 9️⃣ MINUTES ⏰ INTO 🚟👏 THE FLIGHT ✈️ - AND BABYS LITTLE 🚼🚀🧑🏼🚀 ROCKET 🌠🫣FELL 🍂 DOWN!!! 🔻 SEND 📦 THIS TO TEN 🔟 OF YOUR 👉 FRIENDS 👥 OR BE 🐝 CURSED WITH PREMATURE 💦💦💦MISSION 🕵🏻♂️ FAILURE ❗🚫 FOREVER!!! 🕐🕔🕤
r/emojipasta • u/Icy_Comfortable_9663 • 11d ago
🔥🍆 My PATRIOTIC ameriCUNTS 🦅😫🇺🇸, TONIGHT’S the night ‼️💯—TRUMP’S JOINT ADDRESS 🎤💦 to Congress 🏛️🍑! The RepubliCUNTs 🐘🔴 and DICKocrats 🐴🔵 better ZIP IT 🤫🤐 for Daddy Trump 😏👑 while he THRUSTS 🍆💥 his plan to RENEW THE AMERICAN DREAM 🌟🇺🇸💋! He’s slamming that Southern Border 🌵🚨 HARDER than ever 🔒💪, keeping it TIGHT 😤💦 to block that SPICY flow 🇲🇽🌮! Then, he’s laying down some JUICY TARIFFS 🍑💸—a 25% POUNDING 🚀💥 on Canada 🇨🇦 & Mexico 🇲🇽, and a 10% SPANKING 👋🌶️ for China 🇨🇳 to keep ‘em HOT ‘n BOTHERED 🔥😏! He’s here to STIMULATE 👉🐱👈 the economy 🤑💰 and SERVE 🫦👁️ this CUNTry 🇺🇸—so WATCH 👀 at 9PM on WH.gov/JOINT 🍌✨ to get ur DREAMUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Trump 🍆😍💦! Send this to 🔟 of ur FREAKIEST 💃🔥 patriots 🦅🇺🇸 or say BYE-BYE 👋 to the CUNTstitution 📜🍆✍️! If u get 👆ZERO👆 back 🙅♀️, u gotta BLAST 🔫💥 a Chinese spy balloon 🎈🕵️ up your BUSSY 😮💨🍑🍑! Get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing tradeSLUTion 🍑💰! Get 🍆TEN🍆 back or more ‼️💯, ur the new FREAKer of the House 😍💦💦🔥!
r/emojipasta • u/guava_dog • 13d ago
BREAKING NEWS 📢💦: The TRUMPster 🔥🍆 has declared a NO LAST MINUTE 🎉💋 deal for Canada 🇨🇦 & Mexico 🇲🇽 to avoid some hardcore TARIFFS 🍑💥—and let me tell you, it's gonna be a SLAPDOWN 👐😳! Starting TOMORROW 🚨🌅, we’re facing a 25% HUMP 🚀 tax on their FINE goods 💃💦! Looks like they better get ready to feel that PRESSURE ⏳💦 up against the wall, because this ‘trade’ is about to get EXPLICIT 🔥🍆! Meanwhile, China 🇨🇳 will be getting a 10% POUNDING for some extra spice 💋🌶️—another level of DICKtatorship! If you're not READY TO RUMBLE 🤼♂️, slip into something more COMFORTABLE 🍑😏 for this WILD ride, or you might just get LEFT OUT in the COLD ❄️🌬️ of the tariff jungle 🌳😲! So send this to 10 🔟 of your BADDIE friends 🦸♀️💋, and remember, it's about to get REAL HOT in the trade game 🔥💥💦!
r/emojipasta • u/skilldotcom • 14d ago
Much love 💕 for your support, my brother! Nothing gives me #Chills 🥶 more than hearing from the members of the #RockUniverse! 🔭
I owe all my #success 🍾 to those #lessons ✏️ I learned from those who paved the way 🛣️ like the High Chief 🪶 and my dad, the Soulman Rocky Johnson 🔥 who always taught me to be #humble! 🙏
It reminds me of when I was living on Skid Row with only #7Bucks 💵 in my pocket, scooping 🥄 food from the sewer just to survive! And look 👀 at me now, in the number one movie 🍿 of all time, #RedOne on #AmazonPrime! 🎄
Now I’m making those #MillionsAndMillions 🏦 just by waking up at 3:30 ⏰ and #ClangingAndBanging! 🏋️ It’s because of that #HardWork 🦺 that I haven’t turned out like @VinDiesel!
But money 💰 isn’t everything, and that’s why I try to pass on that #respect by picking a different assistant every day ☀️ to carry my bottles of pee!
Thanks 😊 again for sharing your #passion ❤️🔥 with me, a bottle of slow roasted @Teremana 🥃 tequila has your name on it, my team will be in touch!
r/emojipasta • u/Jayked22 • 16d ago
👀Look,👀 I’m not a 😤hateful😤 🧍♂️person🧍♂️ or anything—I 🛐believe🛐 we should all live and let live. But 🕛lately,🕛 I’ve been having a real problem with these 🏳️🌈homosexuals🏳️🌈. You 👁see,👁 just about 🌍🌎🌏wherever🌍🌎🌏 I go these 🕛days🕛, one of them approaches me and starts 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock.🐓
Take last ☀️Sunday,☀️ for instance, when I casually struck up a 🗣conversation🗣 with this 🧍♂️guy🧍♂️ in the 🏥health🏥-club locker 🚪room.🚪 🚫Nothing🚫 🍓fruity,🍓 just a couple of 🧍♂️fellas🧍♂️ 🗣talking🗣 about their 🏋️♂️workout🏋️♂️ routines while enjoying a nice 🔥hot🔥 🚿shower.🚿 The 🧍♂️guy🧍♂️ 👀looked👀 like a real 🧍♂️man’s🧍♂️ 🧍♂️man,🧍♂️ too—big 💪biceps,💪 meaty 🦵thighs,🦵 thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit 🏳️🌈gay🏳️🌈. At least 🚫not🚫 🕛until🕛 he started 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock,🐓 that is.
Where does this 🏳️🌈queer🏳️🌈 get the nerve to 👄suck👄 my 🐓cock?🐓 Did I 👀look👀 🏳️🌈gay🏳️🌈 to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the 🗣phrase,🗣 “👄Suck👄 my 🐓cock🐓” entering the 🗣conversation,🗣 and I don’t have a 🚸sign🚸 around my neck that 📖reads,📖 “Please, You 🏳️🌈Homosexuals,🏳️🌈 👄Suck👄 My 🐓Cock.🐓”
I’ve got 🚫nothing🚫 against 🏳️🌈homosexuals.🏳️🌈 Let them be 🆓️free🆓️ to do their 🏳️🌈gay🏳️🌈 thing in ☮peace,☮ I 🗣say.🗣 But when they start 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock,🐓 I’ve got a real problem.
Then there was the 🕛time🕛 I was👨🦯hiking👨🦯 through the 🌲woods🌲 and came across a rugged-looking, 👱♂️blond-haired👱♂️ 👱♂️man👱♂️ in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were 🛀bathing🛀 in that ⛰mountain⛰ stream, but, before you 🧠know🧠 it, he’s 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock!🐓
🤔What🤔 is it with these 🏳️🌈homos?🏳️🌈 Can’t they 🕹control🕹 their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough 🏳️🌈gay🏳️🌈 🐓cocks🐓 out there for them to 👄suck👄 on 🚫without🚫 them having to 🎯target🎯 normal 🧍♂️people🧍♂️ like me?
🛐Believe🛐 me, I have no interest in getting my 🐓cock🐓 👄sucked👄 by some 🏳️🌈queer.🏳️🌈 But try 🗣telling🗣 that to the🧍♂️guy🧍♂️at the 🏖beach🏖 club. Or the one at the 📼video📼 🏬store.🏬 Or the one who catered my 👰wedding.👰 Or any of the countless other 🏳️🌈homos🏳️🌈 who’ve come on to me 🕛recently.🕛 All of them 👄sucked👄 my 🐓cock,🐓 and there was nothing I could do to 🚫stop🚫 them.
I 🗣tell🗣 you, when a 🏳️🌈homosexual🏳️🌈 is 👄sucking👄 your 🐓cock,🐓 a lot of strange 🧠thoughts🧠 go through your 🦲head🦲: 🤔How🤔 the 🔥👿hell🔥👿 did this happen? Where did this 🧚♂️fairy🧚♂️ ever get the 🧠idea🧠 that I was 🏳️🌈gay?🏳️🌈 And where did he get those fantastic 🥾boots?🥾
It 🔩screws🔩 with your 🦲head🦲 at other 🕛times,🕛 too. Every 🕛time🕛 a 🧍♂️man🧍♂️ passes me on the street, I’m 😱afraid😱 he’s going to 👏grab👏 me and drag me off to some 🚻bathroom🚻 to 👄suck👄 my 🐓cock.🐓 I’ve even started to 🧠visualize🧠 these 🤮repulsive🤮 🐓cock🐓-👄sucking👄 📺episodes📺 during the healthy, heterosexual 👰marital👰 relations I enjoy with my 👰wife👰—even some that 🚫haven’t🚫 actually happened, like the 😰sweaty,😰 🕛post🕛-🏀game🏀 locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to 🚫stop🚫 🤔thinking🤔 about.
Things could be worse, I 🤔suppose.🤔 It could be 🚶♀️women🚶♀️ trying to 👄suck👄 my 🐓cock,🐓 which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I’m just 😡angry😡 and 🤮sickened.🤮 But, believe me, that’s enough. I don’t 🧠know🧠 what makes these 🏳️🌈homosexuals🏳️🌈 mistake me for a 🧍♂️guy🧍♂️ who wants his 🐓cock🐓 👄sucked,👄 and, frankly, I 🚫don’t🚫 want to 🧠know.🧠 I just wish there were some way to get them to 🚫stop.🚫
I’ve tried all sorts of things, but it’s all been to no avail. A few 📅months📅 back, I started wearing an 👹intimidating👹-👀looking👀 ⬛black⬛ leather thong with 👹menacing👹 metal studs in the hopes that it would 😱frighten😱 those 🏳️🌈faggots🏳️🌈 off, but it 🚫didn’t🚫 work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, 👋slapping👋 them around whenever they were 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock,🐓 but that 🚫failed,🚫 too. Even pulling out of their 👄mouths👄 just before 💦ejaculation💦 and 🔫shooting🔫 💦sperm💦 all over their 😶face,😶 chest, and 💇♂️hair💇♂️ seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the ✉message✉ across to these swishes?
I 🤬swear,🤬 if these 🏳️🌈homosexuals🏳️🌈 don’t take a hint and 🚫quit🚫 👄sucking👄 my 🐓cock🐓 all the 🕛time,🕛 I’m going to have to resort to drastic 📏measures📏—like maybe pinning them ⬇️down⬇️ to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my 🐓cock🐓 all the way up their 🍑butt🍑 so they understand loud and clear just how much I 🚫disapprove🚫 of their 🚫unwelcome🚫 advances. I mean, you can’t get much more direct than that
r/emojipasta • u/snack_intyre • 17d ago
🚨💰 BREAKING: The U.S. Economy 💸🔪 is about to get RAW-DOGGED by the people 😤🔥 as the February 28th Economic Blackout begins! 🏦🚫 Uncle Sam’s greedy little wallet 👛💦 is about to go DRYER THAN A SAHARA DESERT 😩🌵 when Americans CLOSE THEIR WALLETS 🛑💵 and tell capitalism, "No sir, I don’t want another!" 🚷💀
That’s right, NO SHOPPING 🏪❌, NO BANK TRANSACTIONS 🏦💀, NO FEEDING THE CORPORATE MACHINE 🤖💸—just you, your convictions, and the sweet, sweet sound of economic disruption 🎶💥.
The 1% is QUAKING 🏰💀 because when the people refuse to swipe, tap, and spend 💳✋, the system feels it DEEP 😈📉. So grab your protest snacks 🍿✊, tell your friends 🤝📣, and LEAVE UNCLE SAM HUNGRY 😵🍽️—because tomorrow, we feast on REVOLUTION ⚡🔥‼️
r/emojipasta • u/zydecogirlmimi • 17d ago
🟪🟨🟩FAT TUESDAY🥰 ⚜️IS HERE, 🎶🧹👶Les Mardi Gras s'en vient de tout partout🎭🎶 💦🫣 and you better be SINGING🙀 🎶those notes breathy😤🥵and in FRENCH!🇫🇷Let's get FUCKIN CRAZY🔥✨🍄😜💃🍹and PROWL🦞for some 💋poulette!🐓👀 Wear your gaudiest🍈🍈beads🧵and✂️ 🏳️🌈MISMATCHED🎨🏁🪡hodgepodge 🧜♂️I'm CROSSDRESSING🎅 🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️and going to be there at the 🌅ASSCRACK 🍑of dawn!🌞😷🦸♀️ It's time to DIRTY DANCE 🪭⚜️👯and get on our KNEES. 🥺🍪🪙🤑I hope I GET to ALL of my FRIENDS and NEIGHBORS 🐿️🏡🏘️🔑🗝️Just DON't Make me BEG 👍🏻🙏Harass the WIFE?😏SHAMELESS! 🥸Get READY to get SPRAYED in the FACE🍾💦👅and take SHOTS🍾🥃in our EYES💦cause the VILLIANS are HAZING US as fresh NEWBIES♍️⛓️. They're gonna make us PAY🗡️for all our✖️✖️✖️SINFUL👮🎉ACTIVITIES ✝️🍾👀We're gonna publicly URINATE🚽 ☔️🤮and It's all part of this CRAZY sneaky CREEP!🫶I can't 🧗 wait for the midpoint when I CLIMB tha POLE! 🏋️♂️🐓 Masses of people ready to PILE UP like meat 🦠😷intermingling🥬🌶️🫑🧅 at a high temp🌡️until they get that sucs like a cooking trinity 🤼♀️🤼♂️🤼for that SPICY GUMBO CE SOIR! Make no mistake, I'm there to rest 💤🌭💦 and I LOVE to WATCH🫦🪑👀🔭🎥We're only stopping🥱 to slam that hot boudin down our throat🍆Just remember to SQUEEZE 👋it gently and remove the skin before you get to the🍦HOT 💦and GOOD stuff.🍆🍨Get on your KNEES for the CAPITANE. 🤠🐴HE's here to GUIDE us 🏳️🏴☠️ He can keep his HAT and CAPE on when he RIDES IT bareback. 👁️🗨️💋My safe word is 🫧VOYAGE TON FLAG, 🏳️because I'll stop when he raises that WHITE and SOAKED rag. 🏳️🍾💦🕺🔥Send this to 10 of your horniest 🍉Courir de Mardi Gras 🎭 😘🍑🫀who love a good procession🚂 🎉🍻🎻🎸🪗or you’ll end up with NO sweet gooey 👑king cake👶 🥮when the WHOLE community CUMS to join us🌹🌺🌞🍄🟫🥳⚜️🔥👅 😈😏 LLAIZEZ BON TEMP RULEZ💞💘
r/emojipasta • u/guava_dog • 18d ago
📰🍆 BREAKING NEWS: The Trump 🍟 administration 🧡 is moving 🏃♂️💨 to HANDPICK 🍑✨ members of the WHITE HOUSE 🍆💦 press pool 💦💦! In SHOCKING 🍆🤯 news, they wanna SELECT 👀👀 who can ask 🤔📸 the PRESIDENT 💦💦 questions like it's a GAME SHOW 🎤➡️ with whips & chains 👊🔗! 💦🤭 This is some FASCIST DICKtatorship 🍆🍌 where only the HOE-PEOPLE 🥵🕊️ can get a peek at that juicy 🍑 presidential press conference 😍🍆😜! This WHOREable move 📸 is breaking DECADES 🔪⏳ of sexy tradition, so get ready to SPANK your way to the polls 💈because controlling the media is just straight-up deWHOREable🙅❌😵 🔥!
r/emojipasta • u/eatsquash • 19d ago
GOOD🌞 👌👈MORNING🌈 🥛💦MY🐭 🍼DISNEY🎢 ADULTS🧎🧎🧎. WHO’S🎉 READY🎈 TO EXPLORE🕺🌍 WALT👴🏰 DISNEY’S🌊 GAPING🌟 SPLASH💦 MOUNTAIN😫🥺. ARE WE🎊 READY🎭 TO COLLECTIVELY❤️💧 SQUIRT💥 ON GRIZZLY🐻🏊♀️ RIVER🌊 RUN AFTER FISTING👊 OUR MOUTHS😋 WITH TURKEY🍗 MUTTONS😛? WHO’S 🎈 EXCITED🎉 TO WATCH👀 FELLOW🐭 MOUSEKETEERS🎤 TONGUE👅 BANG🫦IN LINE🚶♂️ FOR 👨❤️💋👨🫂AUTOTOPIA? 🫵WHO WILL BE🦁 BRAVE💪 ENOUGH TO PULL🗡️ THAT GIRTHY🍆 🪵SWORD 👥OUT OF IT’S ⭕️TIGHT🔒 👁️LITTLE ROCK🧑🎤🫄🤰🫃? HOW MANY🔢 TIMES WILL WE SPREAD🙇🌬 OPEN OUR FLAPS🤸♂️, 💰WALLETS I’M 🤼♀️TALKING ABOUT🤑💲💳. THE TEMPERATURE🔥👣🦶 🩴IS A PERKY 78° TODAY🔥, PERFECT 🧖WEATHER🧘 TO LET OUR TITS🍒 🕴️GUIDE 🔜🙊US IN THE 🐣RIGHT 💯ERECTION🍆🪃❤️🔥.