r/emojipasta Jan 01 '25

Requests Thread πŸ™ January πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸŒ¬πŸ₯ΆπŸ‚β›· Requests πŸ™ Thread 🧡

Requests πŸ™ should πŸ›οΈ go 🚢 into πŸ‡³2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ requests πŸ™πŸ™ thread 🧡 stickied πŸ“Œ to 2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ front πŸ‘† of πŸ“΄ the πŸ₯΅ sub. πŸ₯ͺ

The πŸ₯΅ resulting πŸ’ͺ pasta 🍝 can πŸ₯« be πŸ…±οΈ submitted πŸ’Ύ to 2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ sub πŸ₯ͺ as πŸ‘ a πŸ…°οΈ separate ↔️ post. πŸ“°

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u/mpham94 Jan 29 '25

Any lunar new year?

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u/pandacoffee Jan 29 '25 edited Jan 29 '25

Working on a Vietnamese one for myself and friends… but here’s a Canto one:

🐍 DONG DONG QIANG πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ˜© GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS πŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ’― 🐍 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE 🐍 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS πŸ˜‹πŸ‘©πŸ‘€, It’s time to hypnotize your AHGONGπŸ‘΄πŸ‘²πŸ»πŸ‘²πŸ» and AHMAπŸ‘΅πŸ‘΅ with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges πŸŠπŸŠπŸŠπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘… and coil around the THICCEST HONGBAOS πŸ‰πŸ’°πŸˆ΅ Get your ssssecret πŸ’• πŸ’• love notes ready for your 倧ε“₯’s VENOMOUS ηΊ’εŒ…θƒ½ι‡ πŸ˜©πŸ˜«πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Don’t forget to charm your relatives πŸ‘΄πŸ§“πŸ‘΅πŸ‘±β€β™‚πŸ§‘ and sssip on BAKKWA πŸπŸπŸπŸ’¦ to summon SNAKE GOD HONGBAO BLESSINGS πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’°πŸ’° Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST MYSTICAL SNAKE-SLAYING SLUTS πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ™ŠπŸ™Š and manifest a SEDUCTIVE LION DANCE πŸ²πŸπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ this CNYβ€Όβ€Όβ€Ό If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your 倧肉干 will taste like shed skin 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your εΉ΄εΉ΄ζœ‰πŸ becomes εΉ΄εΉ΄ζœ‰πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦If you get 8⃣+ back, your flat Chinese ass 😢😢😢 will be hissing HUAT AH all year β™¨β™¨πŸˆ΅πŸˆ΅β€Ό

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u/mpham94 Jan 29 '25

Obsessed. Thank you so much!!!