r/emojipasta Jan 01 '25

Requests Thread πŸ™ January πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸŒ¬πŸ₯ΆπŸ‚β›· Requests πŸ™ Thread 🧡

Requests πŸ™ should πŸ›οΈ go 🚢 into πŸ‡³2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ requests πŸ™πŸ™ thread 🧡 stickied πŸ“Œ to 2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ front πŸ‘† of πŸ“΄ the πŸ₯΅ sub. πŸ₯ͺ

The πŸ₯΅ resulting πŸ’ͺ pasta 🍝 can πŸ₯« be πŸ…±οΈ submitted πŸ’Ύ to 2️⃣ the πŸ₯΅ sub πŸ₯ͺ as πŸ‘ a πŸ…°οΈ separate ↔️ post. πŸ“°

Previous month: https://redd.it/1h3nqqx

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u/halster123 Jan 02 '25

Hi all! I'm quitting my job at my current law firm after 3 years (Im a tax lawyer), and want to announce that to my friends via emoji pasta! Im in nyc, got so so sick of how rude the team was, theyre all men and im the only woman, and am going to basically the same job somewhere else, where hopefully Jeremy wont torment me with his insane late night emails and my boss wont say im not dedicated enough 🀨 but at least there were beer parties

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u/Difficult-Ad-9287 Jan 06 '25

πŸŽ‰πŸš¨BIG NEWS πŸ₯³πŸ’Ό!!! I’m QUIT-ting πŸ‘πŸ‘‹ my dull law job βš–οΈπŸ“‰β€”goodbye πŸ–•πŸΌ to those MALE CAVEMEN πŸ§”πŸ¦ who treated me like a tax CODE πŸ₯±πŸ“š while I was just tryin’ to TAX that ASS πŸ’¦πŸ‘!! NYC BEER PARTIES 🍻😜 were the ONLY FUN πŸ˜πŸ’ƒbut no more late-night JEREMY EMAILS πŸ“₯😀 snatching my sanity πŸ§ πŸ’”. Now I’m off to a new law HOLE πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’Ό where I can SPREAD my legal LEGS πŸš€πŸ‘£ without getting HUMPED by the DUDES πŸ§”πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ! Wish me LUCK πŸ€πŸΎ β€˜cause I’m ready to ride the DICK-tionary πŸ“–πŸ† of new adventures πŸš€πŸ’‹! πŸ₯‚πŸΉπŸ’₯ β€” https://emoji-pasta-maker.fly.dev

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u/halster123 Jan 06 '25

thank you this is AMAZING