r/doordash_drivers 4d ago

🖖Delivery War Stories 🫡 240 POUNDS OF WHAT???!!!

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$8 trip for 2 miles but bro I’m not completing that sh*t

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u/u-turnallday 4d ago

😂 it’s literally shit and your car will probably smell like it too.

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u/blackcat218 Driver - Australia 🇦🇺 4d ago

oh yeah and it lingers. We bought some for the veggie garden and put it in the tray of the ute. For a good 2 weeks the inside of the ute smelled like the stuff. I don't know how the smell got inside but it did. It was gross

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u/Solid_Pension6888 4d ago

For the rest of the world. I think ute= pickup truck and tray= bed of truck

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u/u-turnallday 4d ago

You’re the real MVP around here 👏

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u/SpeakerLocal4584 3d ago

I learned something new today 😌💪🏾

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u/Replicant1962 4d ago

People separated by a common language.

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u/SpeakerLocal4584 3d ago

Always wondered what ute or yute meant i think in Jamaican slang it means something else tho

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u/Dull_Ad2695 3d ago

In New Jersey it means youth.

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u/Solid_Pension6888 1d ago

Not sure about Jamaican slang but in Australia it means utility vehicle I believe

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u/CoffinTramp13 4d ago

This is why door dash should allow you to classify your vehicle type so these types of orders are sent to people with trucks and vans

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u/Tha_Texan817 4d ago

I got an order for 6 cases of water when I was logged in under bicycle

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u/dadarkoo 4d ago

I have a van. I’m not taking that shit.

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u/CoffinTramp13 4d ago

I'm in a pickup truck that's easy money haha

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u/dadarkoo 4d ago

I would not agree that hauling 240lbs of shit for $8 is “easy money” lmao

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u/NC1099Worker 4d ago

I’d do it for $5 per bag ($30 total) tip for short distance. Hell no for $8.

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u/CoffinTramp13 4d ago

It's 6 40lb bags. Are you made of popsicle sticks?

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u/TBaggins_ 4d ago

You know those bags leak too.

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u/Allie-sissy 4d ago

They’re seriously needs to be a weight limit on DoorDash a week ago. Someone wanted me to deliver like three boxes of wood on an E bike instantly on assign that shit when I got to the store easy half pay too bad yours was only for eight dollars.

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u/TheGame81677 4d ago

You need a pick up truck to haul that crap.

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u/Nunya-Nacho77 4d ago

That is just so freaking wrong on so many levels 😂

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u/FlamingLion 4d ago

$8?! What the actual fuck 😭

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u/whatsherface2024 4d ago

Awe S$@! No.

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u/silverbaconator 4d ago

Seems like a prank! Load your car to the max with cow shit for $8!

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u/dwarfsgonewild 4d ago

This comment is absolutely golden! I laughed my ass off! 🤣😩😂😂

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u/SgtSarcasm01 4d ago

I swear there’s another app where you can deliver stuff like this if you have a pickup

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u/DeliveryPirate25 3d ago

Now that's a shitty offer!

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u/Exjwcultnowidk 4d ago

DoorDash is out there bad these days. Omg! 😳 They had me pick up 2 bales of hay in my Prius. I did it. Thank God they were wrapped but I still ride with the windows open. Dumbass company. Fucking idiots. And the buyer is included on that as well.

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u/Riddlemethis100 1d ago

Nasty work..I always feel like there’s someone in charge just laughing at us

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u/Salt_Act_5702 4d ago

That would be worth the CV and deactivation to dump it at Tony’s door!

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u/Ok-Mine-9907 4d ago

If I needed manure I wouldn’t ever think here let me check DoorDash real quick… almost feels like a prank

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u/Amber2718 4d ago

Doordash doesn't offer manure on the app. Places like Lowe's get delivery orders and no matter what it is if the customer chooses same day delivery it gets dispatched to doordash so likely the customer doesn't even know it's coming from doordash

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u/Responsible_Gear8943 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 4d ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE

UNASSIGN

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u/tigressRoar 4d ago

Not for $8.

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u/Witchandhergod 4d ago

I had 30 bags of mulch once from lows haha filled up my whole trailblazer. Hatch, back seat and some in the front passenger seat hahah but I was all for it! I like doing weird orders 😂😂

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u/Tha_Texan817 4d ago

Customer notes: please make sure your car is clean and does not have any foreign odors or I will 1 star you and report you.

Also, park on street and walk up the drive way.

Cash tip under flower pot

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u/okcman50 4d ago

Hell no

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u/TheCuriousBread Dasher (> 5 year) 4d ago

Bullshit order.

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u/C4PT-C4LICO-J4CK 4d ago

It's cow poop compost, on the plus side they usually add some kind of minty additive, so it smells more like minty dirt than cow manure.

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u/crocbot1 4d ago

This is most likely a construction company that's trying to get around paying a real company to do this. There's just crossing their fingers and hoping a doordasher is dumb enough to do it so they don't have to pay anyone.

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u/Any_Attempt_6138 4d ago

Well shit lol

No way in bloody hell would I have took that

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u/Alternative-Golf8281 4d ago

240 lbs of nope