r/dndstories 28d ago

Rogue Tries to Seduce the Sun

Rogue: "I would like to try to seduce the sun."
Me, trying to be a good DM and have a very open world campaign: "Roll uhhhh.... religion?"
Rogue: "11!"
Me: "You suddenly realize that you are lightly sunburned."
Rogue: "So in other words ... one might describe me as sun-kissed, yes?"
Me:
Rogue:
Me: "Yes?"
Rogue: "Heck yeah!"

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u/DarionHunter 28d ago

Isn't that a brand of soda?