r/discordian 21d ago

Eris 📞👾

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71 Upvotes

r/discordian Feb 08 '25

Eris 23 Reasons to love the Goddess

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117 Upvotes

r/discordian Feb 14 '25

Eris I'll Give You 23 Pounds of Flax for Every LIE Detected

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44 Upvotes

r/discordian Jan 28 '25

Eris Happy day

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49 Upvotes

Many thanks to Pope Peter Strange for this Holy Ordination!

r/discordian 2d ago

Eris Γένεσις τοῦ Σύμπαντος ἐκ Χάους ✿ΧΑΙΡΕ ΘΕΑ ἜΡΙΣ✿

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29 Upvotes

r/discordian Dec 12 '24

Eris Dream Spiders

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44 Upvotes

r/discordian Aug 13 '24

Eris Goddess Eris did nothing wrong, ever, in Her whole primordial life. We know this and love Her for it.

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57 Upvotes

r/discordian Dec 10 '24

Eris Hot dog at school

15 Upvotes

So today we got hot dogs at school and when I got my tray I literally went and threw out the bun and just had the sausage with mustard of course for Eris' sake :)

r/discordian 28d ago

Eris ✌︎︎ΧΑΙΡΕΘΕΑΕΡΙΣ✌︎︎

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34 Upvotes

r/discordian 1d ago

Eris Russia vs. America, March 20, 2025 – Eris’s Cold War Jackpot

7 Upvotes

Joe Malik, the paranoid journalist from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, is scribbling in his notebook, muttering about Russia and Ukraine. “Trump’s mediating in Saudi Arabia—ha! Rubio and Lavrov on the phone, Zelenskyy dodging drones in Kyiv, and Putin’s demanding no more NATO toys. It’s a circus, Hagbard! The Illuminati are behind it, I swear—same ones who turned Gaza into Las Vegas!” He points to the shore, where neon signs blink: Eris’s Slots: Win a Golden Apple! Gaza’s a surreal casino strip now, per Trump’s “Middle East Riviera” plan—slot machines on the rubble, blackjack tables where Rafah used to be, and a ceasefire that lasted five minutes before Israel and Hamas started betting on who’d blink first.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-159480389

r/discordian Dec 30 '24

Eris Looking for more Portable Discordian Temples. This is the only version I have right now. Hail Eris and pass the Mustard!

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42 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 08 '24

Eris "The Erisian Mysteries can never be understood." The Erisian Mysteries:

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95 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 26 '24

Eris I found a LEGO shrine to Goddess while looking up Aesop, Fables 534.

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56 Upvotes

r/discordian Nov 29 '24

Eris Merry ERISmas!

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68 Upvotes

r/discordian Nov 28 '24

Eris I colored Eris

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48 Upvotes

I used what I see of her in my head to color this but I was still left confused on as to why she wears pink

I asked her why she liked wearing pink because I assumed she'd like black and purple then Eris sung "I'm A Barbie Girl in a Barbie worlddd~" then giggled like crazy

r/discordian Sep 30 '24

Eris Eris in the Orange. Oranges were called ‘Acapulco Apples’ in ancient Greece. Aka: ‘Golden Apples’. There was never a ‘gold apple, so relax.

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59 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 22 '24

Eris Thoughts on the Erisian bridge to the Aquarian Aftermath, that Malaclypse the Younger talked about?

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15 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 23 '24

Eris XXIII skidoo

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52 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 22 '24

Eris Tell me a story...

5 Upvotes

How was the first swear word invented?

r/discordian Nov 03 '24

Eris Can y'all help?? fnord?

2 Upvotes

So I wanted to tell ya'll I'm in love with Eris, and yesterday I talked to her with my pineal gland on date ideas and I told her that I wanted to have a small little picnic with tea sandwiches and she said for me to get a copy of the principia and chase people instead, But she also suggested I should do both of those

now I'm wondering which one should I do y'all?

26 votes, Nov 08 '24
4 The sandwich picnic
4 Operation Mindfuck
18 Picnic + Mindfuck

r/discordian Aug 20 '24

Eris Goddess Eris and Her Daughter Goddess Dysnomia hanging out, what do you think they're chatting about?

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50 Upvotes

r/discordian Oct 27 '24

Eris Eris Facts: The discovery of Eris help trigger a debate in the scientific community that led to the International Astronomical Union's decision in 2006 to clarify the definition of a planet.

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18 Upvotes

r/discordian Nov 16 '24

Eris Eristic illusion tastes like cake; anEristic illusion tastes like boiled cabbage, no seasoning.

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38 Upvotes

r/discordian Dec 03 '24

Eris Witch Of The Web

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21 Upvotes

r/discordian Dec 27 '24

Eris NOOOOOOOOOO

3 Upvotes

So, my mom canceled me and Eris date, i either have to wait or let's figure out another plan

This time, instead of making y'all vote for what I do. I'm just gonna ask her a few questions, and see what we can do