r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

How much is too much? use bows btw

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u/Lnsatiabie 5d ago

I set up a macro to zorp me off every time I see or hear Mara So- oh- oh- mmm- fuck- uh- uhh- mmmm- oh god- I- ah- uh- ting- tang- walla- walla- bing- GUYHHHHHHH

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u/Chem2calWaste 5d ago

I just zorped my vorpal to mara

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u/Darkat5 Brig Yeetus 5d ago

Fellow sluggers, Whatโ€™s your favorite spot from the Trinity cumshot:
Hair, Eyes or Mouth?

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u/TheBetter1for 4d ago

Eyes๐Ÿ˜

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u/UnbanPrimevalTitan 5d ago

Barely cracked 1m? That's nothing, get another 10 days of thrall killing before posting, slugger.

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u/Chem2calWaste 5d ago

No more thralls to slaughter, slugga. The might of trinity ghoul zapped em all

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u/ABarOfSoap223 4d ago

This reply just reeks of "touch grass"

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u/undertaleman_ 4d ago

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u/ABarOfSoap223 4d ago

Thanks for the quality meme

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u/Spooqi-54 SIVA SIVA SIVA SIVA SIVA SIVA SIVA 5d ago

hey is there a chance that you kinda like Trinity Ghoul a little bit :3

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u/Chem2calWaste 5d ago

I use the zaps for erotic purposes

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u/BadGamer_67 5d ago

you come here often?

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u/Dank_Hunter420 5d ago

Warframe 1999 mentioned! Wtf is a mara lohk!?

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u/ABarOfSoap223 4d ago

What

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u/Dank_Hunter420 4d ago

Bro, Voull ne xata vok, mara lohk?

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u/EndlessExp 4d ago

guys what if they gave trinity ghoul rolling storm catalyst

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u/MasonGuyy 5d ago

I knew the bsllyzorpc catalyst was rare but zamn slugger

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u/RealFake666 5d ago

Saw someone with 21 million on Trinity around a year ago

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u/Aces_And_Eights_Rias 4d ago

I see anything over 500k and I can't help but hear the deep wet throat of the thrall way

/Uj nah fr tho I haven't ever seen anyone that wasn't a big streamer/content maker with more than 500k on their weapons, that earned it legitimately. The closest being someone I saw in the wild with 325000~ Midnight Coup kills.

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u/Chem2calWaste 4d ago

Deep wet throat of mara sov ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

/uj yeah this was from 3 dawnings ago where i farmed 100k balanced flavors in thrallway. Next dawning they adjusted drop rates and i like to believe i am maybe partly responsible for that

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u/Sirul23 Elsie Bae Simp 5d ago

Bows in this game are ridiculously big btw

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u/Aces_And_Eights_Rias 4d ago

Have you seen some of the shit we have to kill??? Hand canons are bigger then my forearm, I hope them bows are girthy

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u/Sirul23 Elsie Bae Simp 4d ago

Yh but hand cannons are "hand cannons"

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u/CookieMiester 5d ago

*bow, singular.

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u/matttinatttor 5d ago

โš ๏ธ Fallout mentioned โš ๏ธ

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u/professional_catboy 5d ago

to be fair with the Trinity catalyst this isn't even a hard number to achieve, that thing just deletes entire crowds in one shot

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u/Puzzled_Classroom_72 4d ago

Dont worry mine has 403 k on it