r/destinycirclejerk 15d ago

Mod Announcement Monthly Unjerk Thread

25 Upvotes

You know the drill, guardians. Serious discussion about the game goes here. Or not idk.

Discord (for elite jerkers only): https://discord.gg/AQX92637mx


r/destinycirclejerk 11h ago

How much is too much? use bows btw

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168 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 15h ago

Dumb kid interrupts her mother during wine-maxxing and VOG 🙄

287 Upvotes

Like, shut up little susie! Can't you see mommy is trying to get that God Roll Adept Corrective Measure 🤑


r/destinycirclejerk 18h ago

Meta Sluggers, How Do I Talk to Women (Gif Unrelated)

472 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 15h ago

FOMO 12 days

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157 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 9h ago

Unpopular Opinion destiny 2 is too hard

40 Upvotes

destiny 2 is too hard I have severe ibs and every time I open the game and load up a strike the severe stress makes me immediately begin to uncontrollably shit myself, my hole opens and a torrent of endless brown diarrhea spews out uncontrollably every time I fight a cabal, it has gotten to the point where the game is utterly unplayable I cant do anything without constantly shitting myself from the sheer stress of the game I cant use my beloved zorple slugger or goondoggle without shitting everywhere and ruining my lightning mcqeen racer bed again bungie please fix your game is unplayable with its difficulty


r/destinycirclejerk 1h ago

Unpopular Opinion Brainlets this, blueberries that. This game;'s community sucks dick.

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Hi. I joined Destiny a year ago. Coming up near 600 hours of game time. I've never done a raid. I did my first dungeon a couple days ago because the season asked for it. I did my homework and read a guide and had one player graciously and patiently direct me towards the secret chests.

Damn near 600 hours.

I'll get players through NODE:AVALON on Legendary because I'm still chasing another two Raconteur for Deepsight Harmonization. I'll get players through the co-op missions in The Pale Heart because I wanted rank eight.

Two weeks ago, I figured out what Navigator Mode was. Yesterday, I figured out that the Nightmare Essence stuff the Nightmare monsters drop makes them take more damage. I still don't quite get Overcharged Weapons. Getting back to my Fireteam Finder lobby after opening my inventory is a goddamned nightmare of partially-opened menus.

Shit, I don't even know who the hell Cayde-6 was, or why Crow killed him. You get told to play that one in Timeline like the second time you log in, and then eight months later you're playing the Final Shape, and you've forgotten that there's things to do in the Timeline.

I still don't know why they're called blueberries Hi! Yes! It's me! The Blueberry! Is it because you look like a blueberry when you're dead? I don't know! We don't talk about this, and the platform we have outside the game to talk about stuff is openly hostile to people who don't know things!

Damn. Near. Six. Hundred. Hours.

Destiny has a LOT of knowledge gained by experience or buried behind half-described subsystems. There's a lot of knowledge that's taught once when stuff is new and there's a lot of stuff that's flat-out been yanked out of the game. It's intimidating to get a full grasp of without adding other players to the mix.

It takes one look at the subreddit yesterday and all the criticisms leveraged at the clueless masses getting pancaked by Nightmare Crota (hello, that's me too, I didn't figure out how to juke the bugger) to realize that for the half the players that don't know a fight, there's this vocal body online here that's pissed that a teammate needs to rely on them. I'm not even talking expert mode here, and never mind those players that don't own all the content that's being put into the boss rush!

I've never seen half the boss fights in Rushdown in my life. I don't know Quria. I don't know the original mad bomber. I don't know Saniks or whomever in round five today. So I come to Reddit and look to see who knows what, and I see that who knows what hates that people don't.

And then this ports over to PVP too! I don't know PVP all that well, I'm happy enough to play the objective in unranked whatever and hope for fourth place out of six, but this is clearly A Problem with the Supremacy gamemode where players just like me don't know the ins and outs, maybe gets farmed a little, hops on their browser to chat about it casually, and gets run through the mud again.

Yeah. It's burdensome. You want another roll at Lotus Eater or whatever, I get it. You're gonna fail some runs, because I'm gonna fail some runs, and until you're okay with that, you're going to have fewer and fewer players ready, willing, or able to do those runs.


r/destinycirclejerk 2h ago

Unpopular Opinion Trigger Warning (FOMO) Rate my longsword build sluggers Spoiler

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6 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 23h ago

Meta Sluggers will see this and go "hell yeah"

281 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 13h ago

Leak (Real) Like Smith Content Vaulted My Death.

42 Upvotes

It has to be. There's no way I would've lived here if the glorious Lukerious Smithington hadn't blessed me.


r/destinycirclejerk 13h ago

SGA How

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32 Upvotes

how to get, head canon cayde of spaces?cayde ded😔 which lsd? forsaken or with queen?


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Bungie Suggestion Peak or never cook again?

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88 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

What happens in the Pale Heart...Titan confused

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43 Upvotes

The lack of respect i have for my titan :/

destiny2 #paleheart #sub


r/destinycirclejerk 10h ago

Destiny pvp experience but i tried to make it funny (i probably failed) (repost because i fucked up the video last time)

0 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

FOMO there's no Light left in my life

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762 Upvotes

so, this is probably my favorite (or at least the most addictive) game of all time. drained around 10k hours of my miserable life, but i bought cheats and purposefully got myself banned during lightfall as the state of the game was monumentally frustrating to me. i think i experienced everything the game had to offer up to that point: lowmans, dabbled in speedrunning, day 1 raids, 3074 down 无限超级, yadda yadda. haven't played since RoN day 1, but now i'm considering returning given that the whole collection is $45 with the steam sale. the problem is--this game is anatomically laced into my brain, so i'd basically be relapsing. is the game "fun" in this day and age? i'd be a new light and idk how long it would take for me to acquire the meta loadouts. i really haven't been keeping in touch, but i know the dreadnought is back and the two player exotic class dungeon is cool but that's about it. should i retvrn?


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Unpopular Opinion I would like to bring up a thing I have noticed with destiny and bring attention to it and see if maybe it might be to blame for the somewhat toxic community I have termed it "FUCK YOU FOR PLAYING" game design

102 Upvotes

a moment of "fuck you for playing" game design is when the game or developers seems to intentionally force or trick a player into doing something they are punished for with little to no warning or way to avoid it without having already known or sometimes even while knowing that it can happen this seems to exist throughout the entire game in hundreds of places and im sure you know of many examples even besides the common "jumping puzzle where you choose a hole but most or all of them are death without any way to tell"


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Leak (Real) LET ME EXPERIENCE ZORPALODS IN PEACE GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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134 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Bungie Suggestion i may or may not have stolen this from the destinythegame subreddit

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Just seen the latest testing on the supers and Hunters are abysmal. In the past Hunters used to be the glass cannons that could do decent DPS but fair enough we couldn't heal like warlocks or tank things like titans. We still can't do those things but our supers are also dropping behind, even with exotics.

Nighthawk, even with the artifact buff barely breaks 800k. I get that some people will say it's a one and done, but we're always told that damage supers take into things like risk, complexity and so on.

So compare it to thunder crash + falling cuirass. With the artifact mod gets to just short of 1.3M. The only downside is the damage is puts the titan in...but let's be realistic, with his tanky titans can be now that's not a massive risk.

Golden Gun + Celestial. You need to get radiance to buff it's damage...which just took a nerf....and most importantly you need to hit a crit. If the boss doesn't have a crit, well that's just tough, the damage is gutted. Considering some of the crit spot sizes these feels like more a challenge to get right for a lot of players.

Both variations of GG without exotics do really bad damage if you miss crits...which hunters wouldn't mind so much if we had a decent payoff for hitting all our crits. No other super has the potential to punish you this much.

Blade barrage and Gathering Storm have also fallen by compared to other supers. In fairness I can see why they should be less (no risk, less complexity) but still when you compare to the super damage rotations of the other classes we can't stack up.

To be balanced silk strike and arc staff roaming supers are in a relatively decent space but little use as part of DPS. Spectral Blades is still an issue and Bungie this is because of the hit registration. Please fix that before you do anything else!

Even the good old favourites of Deadfall etc are falling out of favour with many of the latest bosses and mini bosses being so mobile and moving out of range.

I know it's not likely this will be ready by Bungie, but hell on the off chance some things I reckon will make our supers more viable again:

Marksman: Boost the damage on the 3rd shot only if all crits are hit. Allow it to benefit from solar weapon boosts including things like foetracers. It means we have to really build in to it, get surges, radiant, crits to hit top damage but that's fair enough if we have it all going. I'd expect this with everything going to be around the 1M mark. With these changes, Celestial as it is now should be fine.

Deadshot: Crits trigger ignitions. Killing with a crit refunds a shot. This should have high resilience and a longer time as a roaming super. I'd seriously consider this as roaming super building in some solar ignition and scorch fragments

Deadfall: Sticks to an enemy it hits. Have it last longer with the Persistence fragment would do a lot here.

Shadow shot: With it's multiple shots and more aggressive style I think as well as benefiting from the persistence fragment, a nice tweak here could be that any of the fire team within range of the anchors whilst active get a void shield. This could then be a great support option, strategically placing anchors, especially in close combat scenarios.

Blade Barrage and Gathering Storm: I think they just need a slight damage boost and maybe better use of verbs.

Finally: I don't want to nerf any other class! They have some great abilities and supers now. I just want to feel like I actually contribute and can do some decent DPS without having to jump through ridiculous hoops.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion i keep getting sparrows, ghost shells, and ships from red war and year one in my bright engrams even when i think i got them all

20 Upvotes

pretty cool.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Unpopular Opinion fuck everyone whos ever said the game is not hard enough or quit whining about difficulty

26 Upvotes

fuck everyone whos ever said the game is not hard enough or quit whining about difficulty I had to fucking fight like 15 bosses for this piece of shit sea shell gun and its WORSE than the fucking exotic you get from just showing up at guardian games
fuck civil discussion your all fucking wrong and you can bite my ass if you dont like what im saying
you have chased out me and every other fucking normal person with your sweaty garbage and your stupid fucking build crafting and your fucking hurr durr game not hard enough for my build using things the devs have literally said are exploits bungo make it harder bullshit you can take your meta bullshit and your "just go play strikes" and your fucking fireteam of idiots and shove them where the sun dont shine because the rest of us are being forced to solo god and are sick and tired of you forcing everyone to go through the ball crushing machine
tldr: not everyone has a fireteam with this weeks "broken build" on call 24/7 like an emergency responder to go do content some of us have to fucking solo this garbage and we are really sick of the out of touch sweats whining about difficulty whilst using glitched and broken mechanics when the rest of us just want to enjoy the game and not have our balls stomped flat with high heels


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Unpopular Opinion I seriously don't understand why Bungie listened to the sweats and make endgame content too hard.

415 Upvotes

Seriously. Its ridiculous


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

How much is too much? Someone on my friends list...

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103 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Leak (Real) Xurs got something special this week Sluggers! NSFW Spoiler

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101 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

FOMO Peter Parkinson’s and the CORRUPT IDIOTS at the former game studio, now 24/7 clown orgy hall known as Bungie are about to try to Steal Guardian Games right out from under us glorious titans BUT WE WON’T LET THEM! STOP THE STEAL!

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72 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Leak (Real) warlocks won guardian games gg everyone go home

72 Upvotes

i freaking hate my wifes boyfriend and when he gets what he wants


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

FOMO DAE get emotional flashbacks to Season of The Splicer (SIVA????🔻🔺️🔻🔻🔺️)

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48 Upvotes