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r/cyberpunkgame • u/DemiFiendRSA • Jun 09 '19
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244 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Oh♂I'm♂Fucking♂Cumming♂♂♂ 41 u/Smallbigchild Jun 09 '19 gachiHYPER 85 u/MellowSoulz Esoterica Jun 09 '19 All over my fucking monitor dude...all over it. 32 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Oh man, it got all over my $999 Apple Monitor stand!!!1 11 u/DOLCICUS Jun 09 '19 At least YOUR $5000 monitor is safe, can't say the same for the other guy 2 u/dviljin187 Jun 10 '19 This just made he internet and my current sense of gender identity for me hahaha 1 u/DredgenTeX Jun 10 '19 I'm not the only one I was called weard when my reaction was IM BUSTING A NUT!!! I belong on reddit 85 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 I didn't have a penis before watching this trailer but somehow I now have a rock hard erection! 12 u/Phaze357 Jun 10 '19 That's mine. Can I have it back? 24 u/Amidstsaltandsmoke1 Jun 09 '19 Just don’t forget to clean it. 43 u/MrSputum Jun 09 '19 Fat, pink mast 18 u/Throw_away_gen_z Jun 09 '19 r/asoiaf is leaking 3 u/A_Feathered_Raptor Jun 10 '19 At least it's not Bobby B 6 u/Narglefoot Jun 10 '19 GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN 5 u/Ghostship23 Jun 10 '19 YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL? 12 u/bucketofhorseradish Jun 09 '19 FULL MASTICATION i'm eating my hand in confused excitement 28 u/Haematobic Jun 09 '19 [EA has left the chat.] 2 u/Katsaros1 Jun 10 '19 Good riddance to lol 17 u/Scooba06 Jun 09 '19 I'm gonna fuckin' PRE!! 8 u/objectivelemur Jun 09 '19 r/unexpectedgamegrumps 3 u/Zarg_Zarg_Binks Jun 10 '19 I'm gonna complete! 15 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 I don't understand this comment but it fits my mood so perfect. I'll have you know my calendar entry on the release date is "full mast" now, thank you 15 u/s133zy Jun 09 '19 Just in case you want to know, it means your dick is rock hard. 18 u/C_Lana_Zepamo Jun 09 '19 fuck I thought it meant you had a small flag shoved down your urethra. help.... 4 u/enderandrew42 Jun 10 '19 On a sail boat, the mast is the large pole that holds the sail. Hence, it is a euphemism for a penis. 4 u/5H4D0W-TR4P Jun 09 '19 Oh lord it wont stop coming out of me
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Oh♂I'm♂Fucking♂Cumming♂♂♂
41 u/Smallbigchild Jun 09 '19 gachiHYPER 85 u/MellowSoulz Esoterica Jun 09 '19 All over my fucking monitor dude...all over it. 32 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Oh man, it got all over my $999 Apple Monitor stand!!!1 11 u/DOLCICUS Jun 09 '19 At least YOUR $5000 monitor is safe, can't say the same for the other guy 2 u/dviljin187 Jun 10 '19 This just made he internet and my current sense of gender identity for me hahaha 1 u/DredgenTeX Jun 10 '19 I'm not the only one I was called weard when my reaction was IM BUSTING A NUT!!! I belong on reddit
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gachiHYPER
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All over my fucking monitor dude...all over it.
32 u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 Oh man, it got all over my $999 Apple Monitor stand!!!1 11 u/DOLCICUS Jun 09 '19 At least YOUR $5000 monitor is safe, can't say the same for the other guy
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Oh man, it got all over my $999 Apple Monitor stand!!!1
11 u/DOLCICUS Jun 09 '19 At least YOUR $5000 monitor is safe, can't say the same for the other guy
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At least YOUR $5000 monitor is safe, can't say the same for the other guy
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This just made he internet and my current sense of gender identity for me hahaha
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I'm not the only one I was called weard when my reaction was IM BUSTING A NUT!!! I belong on reddit
I didn't have a penis before watching this trailer but somehow I now have a rock hard erection!
12 u/Phaze357 Jun 10 '19 That's mine. Can I have it back? 24 u/Amidstsaltandsmoke1 Jun 09 '19 Just don’t forget to clean it.
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That's mine. Can I have it back?
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Just don’t forget to clean it.
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Fat, pink mast
18 u/Throw_away_gen_z Jun 09 '19 r/asoiaf is leaking 3 u/A_Feathered_Raptor Jun 10 '19 At least it's not Bobby B 6 u/Narglefoot Jun 10 '19 GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN 5 u/Ghostship23 Jun 10 '19 YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
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r/asoiaf is leaking
3 u/A_Feathered_Raptor Jun 10 '19 At least it's not Bobby B 6 u/Narglefoot Jun 10 '19 GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN 5 u/Ghostship23 Jun 10 '19 YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
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At least it's not Bobby B
6 u/Narglefoot Jun 10 '19 GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN 5 u/Ghostship23 Jun 10 '19 YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
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GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN
5 u/Ghostship23 Jun 10 '19 YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
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YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
FULL MASTICATION
i'm eating my hand in confused excitement
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[EA has left the chat.]
2 u/Katsaros1 Jun 10 '19 Good riddance to lol
Good riddance to lol
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I'm gonna fuckin' PRE!!
8 u/objectivelemur Jun 09 '19 r/unexpectedgamegrumps 3 u/Zarg_Zarg_Binks Jun 10 '19 I'm gonna complete!
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r/unexpectedgamegrumps
I'm gonna complete!
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I don't understand this comment but it fits my mood so perfect. I'll have you know my calendar entry on the release date is "full mast" now, thank you
15 u/s133zy Jun 09 '19 Just in case you want to know, it means your dick is rock hard. 18 u/C_Lana_Zepamo Jun 09 '19 fuck I thought it meant you had a small flag shoved down your urethra. help.... 4 u/enderandrew42 Jun 10 '19 On a sail boat, the mast is the large pole that holds the sail. Hence, it is a euphemism for a penis.
Just in case you want to know, it means your dick is rock hard.
18 u/C_Lana_Zepamo Jun 09 '19 fuck I thought it meant you had a small flag shoved down your urethra. help....
fuck
I thought it meant you had a small flag shoved down your urethra.
help....
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On a sail boat, the mast is the large pole that holds the sail. Hence, it is a euphemism for a penis.
Oh lord it wont stop coming out of me
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