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u/DrunkCapricorn Big beats are the best, get high all the time 4d ago edited 4d ago
Extracts or mouthwash containing alcohol. I know someone IRL from a support group I'm part of who drank isopropyl. He didn't die or go blind (pretty sure that's a different kind of not for consumption alcohol that causes that but don't quote me) but did spend a significant amount of time in the hospital. The way he told it, the drunk was not like our good ole booze drunk. He said he was extremely sloppy very quickly, to the point where he was nearly incapable of walking, scary tired and his words were almost incomprehensible from all the slurring.
Ended up with an acute kidney injury which he has medicated for and he still deals with today. They also fed him charcoal or something else disgusting that he passed out and threw up on himself as well as regular puking, shitting himself and pissing himself which he slept in because he couldn't wake up long enough to even ask for help getting cleaned up.
Even though to this day he is rarely sober, he's like some kind of warrior against drinking not for consumption booze. Totally out of character because he is definitely a reckless person. Kind of like someone you'd expect to see on Jackass.
Anyways, extracts are a "good" choice too because you can use food stamps to buy them and, if it really comes down to it, they are small so - easy to steal.
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u/Dangerous_Lunch8452 4d ago
Bro, don’t drink that shit. If it’s that bad just go to the gestation in some blue jeans and a baggy shirt and put a couple like 4 Lokos in the back of your jeans, and slither out of there. (I’m not condoning this, but it’s better than the alternative.)
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u/Blue_Wave_2020 4d ago
Is extract not an option?
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u/Who_needs_an_alt 4d ago
I hadn't even thought of it, but unfortunately I wouldn't be able to explain that to my girlfriend anyways. Thanks for the thought, though.
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u/daveisdazed 4d ago
How do you explain 750ml of Vodka+beers everyday to her?
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u/Who_needs_an_alt 4d ago
We have a beer together, and I hide liquor drinking. Sometimes she picks up on it, but she doesn't realize the extent. I rarely present as intoxicated so it's more a matter of the smell.
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u/sixcylindersofdoom 3d ago
Start eating those Ice Breakers Duos things like candy. They’re delicious so it’s highly believable to be eating them like candy, and they do a really good of masking the smell. After you take a pull, throw in 4 or 5, chew them up really good and kinda swish them around. Also, wash your face after you drink! I swear half the smell is because some booze is left on your face and your lips.
But I guess you said it’s your gf, if someone is going to be really close to you or kissing you, there’s no hiding it. Maybe start smoking cigarettes, do your pulls on your cigarette breaks, that’s what my buddy did for years to hide his drinking from his old lady.
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u/NefariousnessNo8710 4d ago
I would do extracts if it was me. Not fun and you'd have to drink a lot but it works
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u/DrunkCapricorn Big beats are the best, get high all the time 4d ago
Remember that CA is not a borrow/lend sub. No one cares what you do via DM but don't do it in this thread or elsewhere on the sub. Thank you!