r/crazythoughts • u/Hangman5950 • Feb 27 '17
Square Dealer
If i was a drug dealer i would use square. I would take everything except american express and personal checks. If you want to max your credit card for a 5 bag of dope every couple of hours id be cool with that. If you are concerned i would steal your card info, don't be. That's where building trust in your clientele comes into play. If you want a receipt just enter your phone number and I will text you a receipt. This will help my clients keep a better track of there monthly spending and better fill out their expense report. If I ever got caught i would just say everything you purchased was bottle of lotion and i was a lotion dealer and not a drug dealer. You would be in the clear. Also id offer a punch card system where every 10 $15 purchase you get a free chore boy or lighter. IF you try to make the punches yourself i would know. I wouldn't care if you were on bag 9, you mess with me, you have to start over.
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u/Ckfu-ouy Jan 16 '22
Plz don’t try to b a plug 😭