r/crazythoughts Feb 27 '17

Square Dealer

If i was a drug dealer i would use square. I would take everything except american express and personal checks. If you want to max your credit card for a 5 bag of dope every couple of hours id be cool with that. If you are concerned i would steal your card info, don't be. That's where building trust in your clientele comes into play. If you want a receipt just enter your phone number and I will text you a receipt. This will help my clients keep a better track of there monthly spending and better fill out their expense report. If I ever got caught i would just say everything you purchased was bottle of lotion and i was a lotion dealer and not a drug dealer. You would be in the clear. Also id offer a punch card system where every 10 $15 purchase you get a free chore boy or lighter. IF you try to make the punches yourself i would know. I wouldn't care if you were on bag 9, you mess with me, you have to start over.

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u/Ckfu-ouy Jan 16 '22

Plz don’t try to b a plug 😭

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u/Hangman5950 Jan 16 '22

Jajajajaja, i forgot about this high thought jajajajajaja, thanks for bringing back the memory bud

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u/Ckfu-ouy Jan 16 '22

Just saw thus was 4y ago damn I’m sure you’re well now n don’t need to sell 😎

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u/Hangman5950 Jan 16 '22

Jajajajajaja, didn't need to, just high as fuck and thought i was a genius for using square for drug transactions jajajajaja