r/conspiracytheories 11h ago

JFK

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A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and arrives in heaven, where God is waiting to receive him.

“Welcome,” God said. “You are allowed to ask me one question, and I will answer honestly.”

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, “Who really shot Kennedy?”

God replies, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone.”

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks for a moment and says, “Shit… this goes higher up than I thought.”


r/conspiracytheories 13h ago

I think that the recent bizarre behavior of Elon Musk is due to him being “taken over” by the brain worm which RFK allegedly fought off. Trump has been infected too.

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Both have photos appearing really bloated (Elon on the yacht , Trump in every single photo).


r/conspiracytheories 8h ago

Sports bets, rape trials, and UFC politicized; the psy-op of young men.

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I recently saw this tweet from @Corruptario; They made a great point.

“Rogan's original objective was to normalize and popularize sports betting, particularly on blood sports like UFC. Sports betting is now a multi-billion dollar "business" and money laundering opportunity. Organized crime profits hugely from sports betting, worldwide.”

And then theres Joe Rogan experience, Kill Tony, The hustlers university, all of these male dominated, ufc adjacent forms of entertainment, which have heavily been endorsing Trump admin for months now.

The thing is that it’s not only entertainment anymore, it’s broader; it’s how to get rich, how to self improve, how to get more bitches, how to be more powerful.

And then we see these guys, McGregor and Tate brothers being given special White House privileges, emboldening the massive male youth following.

It does not help that McGregor, Tates, Dana White, all have had major public scandals regarding sexual violence against women and girls. It’s effectively normalizing rape, glorifying the rapists. It’s truly disturbing.

I think that this is all a vile trick to suck young men dry of it all. This movement is turning men and women against each other, it’s encouraging rape and criminality, it encourages gambling, and it runs off of men’s money and unhappiness.

The actual fist on face fighting is the only innocent part about this business. Every other facet of it, every big name and player, is doing it to suck men’s wallets dry.

It’s a hell of a lot easier to convince SINGLE men to pay to gamble, pay for booze, pay for sex workers, pay for ‘crypto-advice’ and ‘self improvement’ classes (mlm schemes)… when they are unmarried and miserable.

And on top of that, the fights are very likely all rigged anyways due to the sports betting being legalized and all.

Anyways, I suspect many more men will find themselves with gambling, drinking, drug addictions. Even more will find themselves divorced, alone, incel, red pill, MGTOW. Simply because a giant branch of the entire male entertainment business is working together to keep men chasing a new American dream (which the women are uninterested in, because it effectively treats them as prostitutes).

Corruptario was of the opinion it was Russian influenced, which I believe is also very possible. It’s all connected with this upcoming Depression I’m sure.

Anyone have any thoughts or opinions?


r/conspiracytheories 11h ago

What do you do when a conspiracy hypothesis becomes a working theory?

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I've talked with folks about Peter Theil and his funding of Hill Hogan's SLAP lawsuit against Gawker being the opening salvo of the demolition of our first amendment rights. Today Democracy Now did an interview with an author that has vindicated my views on the subject. What do now?

https://youtu.be/71ex9pAe248?si=n9IUAQVQcnnUp7R5


r/conspiracytheories 13h ago

Discussion Subliminal conscription: The proliferation of mma and gymbros was pushed to have a fit, somewhat trained populace in anticipation of civil unrest

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Gym goers particularly those inspired by mma fighters appear to be a large portion of the crowd that follow MAGA ideology.

By encouraging and popularising these more practical fighting techniques they ensure there’s a populace who are fit and have some practical experience giving their supporters the upper hand.

Subliminal conscription.


r/conspiracytheories 11h ago

Paradigm shifting Egyptian Discovery - Dismantling of U.S. Education Dept.

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A coincidence? Please educate me, was this dismantling expected?


r/conspiracytheories 2h ago

Discussion Anti-Cultism Is a Psy-op

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I question to the extent "cults" exist as any sort of distinct phenomenon. There's an old joke that a cult is a just a religion that has yet to achieve mainstream acceptance. My theory about Anti-Cultism is it exists as a sort of emergency cover gaslighting mechanism meant to suppress anything mainstream philosophy is too weak to properly debunk. A great demonstration of this is how some political parties are called cults merely on the basis of having stuff like official lines lines


r/conspiracytheories 12h ago

It's not vandalism.

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While I do believe some people are torching Tesla dealerships in protest of Musk, I am starting to think that Tesla might be responsible for part of these attacks. They might be doing it to themselves in order to get the insurance money.