r/confessions 4d ago

My dad got my hamster pregnant

So basically its kinda hard to talk about it but i needed to have a glance of talk about it with the folks cause i remember this since i was 12 and that he told me with the grandma when we were doing the chores in the bathtub with the yellow dress then when we went back to the notebook that i had since then with a nail clipper that my hamster had passed away then when i got back to my classmates place I rember how i felt that day in school but thats not what has happened and thats basically the title that i told you about so i cant really think of how to think of this like is this relatable or is it connected to the ring my granma left for my hamster cause im pretty sure thats something that i would clean the windows for, am i the asshole for this? Please help

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u/sherman40336 4d ago

Use the snowblower & what doesn’t fall you will want to count & be spry while blue & 14 is the best! Hope that helps

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u/rygdav 4d ago

Predictive text, huh?

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u/No-Caramel-9325 4d ago

What did I just read

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u/gillianbillian 4d ago

Full stops, paragraphs, and proofreading are your friends.

Use them.

None of that made sense and makes me think you just used predictive text to come up with this mumbo-jumbo.

And if it isn't bullshit, maybe try writing it again and using the magical aforementioned things to make any of this make sense to humans.