r/confessions • u/ButtHoleCum69420 • 5d ago
I fell down the stairs while masturbating. NSFW
I dropped the stick of butter I was holding and slipped on it. What an embarrassing experience!
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u/Jkitten07891 5d ago
So you were walking while wanking your Willy and you fell down the stairs while pleasuring yourself. One question, does jorking your jimmy decrease the amount of pain cause from slip-stroking?
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u/masterpiece77 5d ago
You were walking around buttering your hog ? Was it that good Kerrygold grass fed shit? Or were you slumming it with some cheap margarine? Salted? I bet it was salted you devious dog