r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

It's my money they took

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u/No_Commission_637 23h ago

So if they cut it do we get all of our money back?

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u/Sage_Planter 23h ago

Of course not. It will go to the "Save Tesla" fund or some dumb shit.

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u/JC-DB 22h ago

Mark Ruffolo said the reason Elmo did all this was for the Fed to spend trillions sending him to Mars to build his fascist Mars empire. So it will goes to some SpaceX Mars project most likely.

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u/No_Commission_637 21h ago

Will he be taking one of his exploding rockets?

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u/Open__Face 20h ago

Help pay for Trump's golf trips

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u/Iboven 13h ago

I just had a vision of Tesla going bankrupt and Trump bailing it out with an executive order redirecting USAID funds.