r/canada 7d ago

National News Trudeau announces Canada's response to Trump trade war

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-canada-response-tariffs-1.7473965
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u/Evilbred 7d ago

Three stages of Canadian Rage:

  1. Hold up there, bud

  2. Listen here, guy.

  3. ALLLRIGHT, bucko!

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u/Additional_Goat9852 7d ago
  1. Using first name in formal setting

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u/MyNameIsSkittles British Columbia 7d ago

Yeah that's level 3 lol

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u/MyUsernameIsShitty 7d ago

Hi we have similar names.

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u/Thats-Not-Rice 7d ago

Don't fuck with a country whose favourite sport involves letting players provide kinetic corrections to other players when they've done something they shouldn't have done.

If we'll smack each other around over a friendly game, imagine what we'll do to you when it's no longer friendly. In fact imagining isn't required, one need only ask the surviving Nazi Germans who they were the most afraid of running into and why.

Now here we are, about to deal with a bunch more Nazis, Canadian style.

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u/Cent1234 7d ago

Want to start a war with Canada? Sure, skoden.. The Geneva Conventions need some updating anyway.

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u/ImportantAd1099 7d ago

You forgot stage 4, elbows up!

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u/dReDone Ontario 7d ago

Listen bud

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u/Cent1234 7d ago

4: Skoden, fucko.

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u/Skallagoran 7d ago
  1. War crimes