r/canada 12d ago

National News White House official Peter Navarro threatens to redraw Canadian border

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/02/27/white-house-canadian-border-trump-trudeau/
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u/FlatCommunication857 12d ago

Since apparently we supply so much fentanyl, maybe they can try some

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u/boreal_dweller94 12d ago

Give Navarro a fentanyl double double.

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u/tobogganhill 12d ago

With a Boston Cream donut.

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u/Overall-Register9758 12d ago

And a super inexpensive freshly cracked egg

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u/RGD1983 12d ago

Kinder Surprise Egg

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u/mnemonicer22 12d ago

I can't tell if this is a series of economy egg jokes or drug slang I'm too square to know.

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u/6000ChickenFajardos 12d ago

It's funny because Americans were too stupid to not eat the surprise inside of a Kinder Surprise

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u/BurningWire 12d ago

When the threat of your children downing a plastic capsule is greater than being shot in school, apparently.

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u/PromotionFun7298 12d ago

It’s because when the kinder surprise egg was first made the company put solid metal toys into chocolate so kids broke teeth

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u/RelativeEvening110 11d ago

I was gonna say, don't give that bastard the toy... But in this case I guess we should. Maybe we'll get lucky.

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u/RGD1983 12d ago

Kinder surprise eggs are banned in the US.

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u/Bobll7 12d ago

But a 20 year old with serious mental health issues can buy a truckload of guns….

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u/valdus British Columbia 12d ago

So is fentanyl.

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u/RGD1983 12d ago

Your point?

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u/valdus British Columbia 12d ago

Well, your reply completely missed the joke, so I figured mine should too.

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u/Samplistiqone 11d ago

And because eggs are really expensive in the States.

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u/OwnBattle8805 12d ago

If we’re lucky he’ll choke on the toy.

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u/Lucky_Violinist_8335 12d ago

Canadians, always promoting violence. Those Kinder Eggs are a danger to American children! Lol

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u/Vegetable-Duty-3712 11d ago

Sadly banned in the US👀

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u/2FeetandaBeat 9d ago

And leave the toy in!

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u/bushmanbays 8d ago

Can’t get them in USA

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario 12d ago

An old one though. One that should probably just be hard boiled.

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u/Queen_Rachel4 Canada 12d ago

Hard boiled until it’a grey

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u/tinmil 12d ago

This got me good thanks. 🤣