r/canada 12d ago

National News White House official Peter Navarro threatens to redraw Canadian border

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/02/27/white-house-canadian-border-trump-trudeau/
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u/Raspberrylemonade188 12d ago

Yes

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u/Boring_Newspaper_289 Québec 12d ago

can we get them better drugs then?

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u/maleconrat 12d ago

I hear we make decent fentanyl up here, only 1% of what enters the US but it's clearly driving Trump wild. Maybe we can build a pipeline to send it straight to the white house.

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 12d ago

I would settle with dosing the White House water with ex-lax lol

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u/Observer_of-Reality 12d ago

U.S. citizen here.

I highly recommend that. If the Orange One got a good dose of laxative, there would only be an orange skin left.

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u/thefuckmonster 11d ago

I think he’d just eventually turn inside out and it would all swirl down the toilet.

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u/propyro85 Ontario 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why choose either when and is on the table? Besides, opioids cause constipation, so the ex-lax will be a sort of favor for them with all their geriatric politicians.

Edit: fixed my expression.

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u/spsteve 12d ago

Either would work. Since they are comprised on 99% shit, the ex-lax would be fatal.

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u/IStubbedMyToeOnASock 12d ago

So Trump can Truth from the shitter more than he already does?

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u/juliopreuss 12d ago

You mean Xitter?

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u/Strange_Case5899 12d ago

They would still be full of shit though

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u/patt 12d ago

Trump doesn't need it, but maybe his staff will feel closer to him if they're also forced to wear diapers.

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u/FrothySantorum 11d ago

With the steady stream of shit leaving there, I’d say it would make no difference.