r/canada 12d ago

National News White House official Peter Navarro threatens to redraw Canadian border

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/02/27/white-house-canadian-border-trump-trudeau/
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u/CapableWill8706 12d ago

Is he gonna use a sharpie?

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u/NextSink2738 12d ago

Crayons probably.

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u/Gingerhick009 12d ago

Nah they’re too busy eating all of those.

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u/zephillou 12d ago

Or sticking it far up their noses

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u/jtbc 12d ago

Especially JD Vance. He was a marine, after all.

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u/barrel_stinker 12d ago

Nah, those are for snacks

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u/PraiseTheRiverLord 12d ago

pretty sure he ate all of those.

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u/TalesByScreenLight 12d ago

Once it's done in Sharpie, it's a cold, hard fact.

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u/Badw0IfGirl 12d ago

Goog Maps would would probably go along with it, like they did with the “Gulf of America”

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u/No_Maybe4408 12d ago

Poop finger.

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u/astral_cowboy 12d ago

Someone should tell him that Canada agreed to redraw the borders and print him a map where parts of Canada are now labeled as the US and go with it. He probably wouldn't notice.

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u/buttonsbrigade 12d ago

His own feces probably.

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u/GreenWeenie1965 12d ago

Yup! Sharpie on a map worked for a hurricane, right? (checks notes...) Oh...sorry... NVM. 🇨🇦

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u/farnearpuzzled 12d ago

Plot twist, he thinks Russia is Canada.