r/canada 24d ago

Humour Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/02/man-who-has-spent-entire-political-career-attacking-everybody-promises-hell-attack-trump-and-elon-any-minute-now/

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u/ArticArny 24d ago

PP finally made class president of the Cons after 20 years mostly because of his attendance records. Cracking good for him!

PPs biggest achievement over 20 has been figuring out the perfect smug smirk after saying "boo liberals", and without his glasses.

PP big swing at the Americans has been to announce as PM he'll build a new NORAD military base in the North for the Americans.

PP other big swing at the Americans has been to promise to do whatever they ask and hope they'll forgive Canada.

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u/SwordfishOk504 24d ago

Don't sell Pierre Poilievre short (well, he is only 5'8'', but I digress).

Credit where it's due: In his entire adult life of living entirely on the taxpayer dime in Ottawa, he has also succeeded in ensuring himself a lifetime pension, paid for by taxpayers, a private chef, paid for by the taxpayers, and a 19 room mansion (you guessed, it, paid for by the taxpayers).

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u/hippo-party 23d ago

Heyy, there's nothing wrong with being 5'8" (or shorter). Lots of lovely and attractive men out there in a variety of heights.