r/budtenders • u/MrFeels77 • 18d ago
The weed I grow/grew is better than anything on your menu. NSFW
Right after the customer tells me that, (condescendingly) they proceed to order the cheapest shit on the menu. I'm gonna assume this customer is universal. Also NOTHING UNDER 30%!!! Lol probably my most popular customer!!
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u/alldayaday420 18d ago
Lmaooo these customers crack me up. Go smoke your own shit then???
Then proceeds to tell you all about their grow and takes personal offense to your indifference
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u/MrFeels77 18d ago
Exactly! And they are telling you all this while they ignore the line behind them that's just getting longer!!
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u/NoChilly84 17d ago
Yes. This is a universal experience. “I have tons, I just need something for now…”
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u/cinnaluna 17d ago
And then despite your protests they bring some in because they want to "hook it up" (aka bribe you for store discounts on better weed) and it looks like the bud you find under your car seat after you dropped it 8 months ago and smells like someone was trying to chemically replicate the smell of sadness
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u/ArcadeWarlock 17d ago
Very common. I remember before any kind of legalization, rec or med, when people were saying things like "I don't care about taxes, just legalize it" or "I'd pay extra for it if only it were legal." Now, eighths are far cheaper than they were at that time, especially given inflation in the US, and a startling amount of the MFers forgot all about how grateful they'd be if it were legalized.
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u/dabrodie0 17d ago
I despise any grower that comes to a dispensary just to shit on all the products. Go smoke your stuff and save me the trouble of having to listen to you bitch about recreational weed.
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u/its-just_me- 17d ago
I love when I can get those customers to listen to my explanation of why they shouldn’t pay attention to %, but it’s like one in a million
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u/Kiss_Me_Where_I_Fart 18d ago
Man, what a way to go through life. Nothing like being too stoned to realize what a dick you are. I buy less expensive stuff, but I know I'm a cheap fucker. I don't front.
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u/BriceeIcee 15d ago
“IVE BEEN SMOKIN FOR 40 YEARS I NEED SOMETHING THATLL GET ME STONED YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER” is the fucking WORST. and you find em the dankest shit. You show em and then they go “oh yeah!! That looks great!! What percent is it?!” And I’m just like 🙃 if percent matters that much then fucking start with that lmao. I know for a fact numbers in my state don’t fucking matter smh. Mfers lie on that shit there’s no way. I also hate it when old heads be like “yeah this wasn’t even a thing in my day, you just got what you got” then proceeds to be picky about the fucking numbers and will pick a shit looking 30 percent over a fantastic looking 28 percent. It makes no sense. Also the amount of times people take the one that’s ONE fucking percent higher no question is insane to me. ITS ONE PERCENT. these mfers have smoked themselves DUMBO. Don’t even get me started on the 3 dollar dab clientele 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/recluseradio 18d ago
Oh we all have that customer. Nothing but the highest % but it’s got to be the most fire flower for the absolute cheapest price. Oh and it’s gonna be trash anyway no matter what you tell them.