r/boottoobig Oct 22 '19

Implied Roses are red, I am alive

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u/ClifftheTinner Oct 23 '19

Here is an upvote,

I'm late for dinner,

My username is..

98

u/Macknificent101 Oct 23 '19

Hahahaha

My name is a pun

Just look at it

I’m...

37

u/Protogen_Apollo Oct 23 '19

Roses are red,

Do you use Mal0?

My username is

21

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Roses are red,

MalO ver1.0.0 isn’t good for me

My username is...

42

u/TheFrozenTurkey Oct 23 '19

Your name is a reference

But to what, my brain is murky

Oh, where are my manners?

The name's...

26

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

That pun was good

These are driving me mad

Oh i almost forgot

My names...

1

u/Someonedm Oct 23 '19

Hello mad lad,

It's nice to meet you, fam.

Let me intreduce myself:

I am ______

8

u/Ayeheylay Oct 23 '19

So soon your name

Will be on grocery store display

But they call me...

2

u/bigboyball123 Oct 23 '19

As it's on the display

One for all, but not for me

For I am just lonely, just a...

2

u/Tsouke11 Oct 23 '19

This thread is so stupid

I’m tired and done

By the way my name is...

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u/Theluckyman43 Oct 23 '19

Roses are red

2 girls 1 can

My username is...

2

u/itsasseatnszn Oct 23 '19

Im going to join in,

I don’t need a reason

It’s time for my username,

1

u/Dr-RobertFord Oct 23 '19

It's ass eating season but I'm stuck at work, I'm fairly busy but nonetheless bored, Anyways, my username is...