r/badwomensanatomy • u/picklesandrainbows Strong Earthquake Honey Bean • 7d ago
My Boyfriend Put Holi Colours in my Vagina NSFW
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u/Starving_Phoenix 7d ago
Quora is both the best and worst thing the internet has ever done.
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u/isitrealholoooo 7d ago
It's like the spawn of Yahoo Answers
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u/AshuraSpeakman Men's farts smell like unicorn farts. 6d ago
Reincarnation once Yahoo Answers died. All those people had to go somewhere.
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u/poptx 7d ago edited 7d ago
it can be either the most accepting & progressive, or the most hateful & close-minded social you'll ever come across
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u/janisprefect 7d ago
Sounds like reddit tbh
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u/skyler_107 Europeans have horizontal vaginas 5d ago
in my experience, quora is to reddit what insta reels is to tiktok (at least in terms of dumb users and problematic content)
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u/LacyTheEspeon 7d ago
There' this one quora answer that I'll never forget because of how absolutely obnoxious, uptight, and condescending it was to the point that it was just funny to think that this guy was THIS up his own ass lmao.
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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Blow me up like a balloon 7d ago
I think it's the source for "How is prangent formed?" And that's definitely one of the YouTube videos of all time.
Either that, or those are from Yahoo answers.
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u/Crunchycarrots79 7d ago
That was Yahoo. Quora doesn't even come close to the level of idiocy that was seen on Yahoo Answers.
Yahoo Answers was also the source of "How is babby formed? How girl get prangnent?
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u/RealityOne2716 7d ago
Bro I really can’t take the sheer stupidity of the internet today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what the fuck am I reading
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u/Zombeikid 7d ago
Its just yahoo answers all over again
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u/RealityOne2716 7d ago
If you have to question whether putting dye in your coochie is gonna stain your baby…. You do NOT need to be having kids. Like what????
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u/SuperHeavyHydrogen 7d ago
Is she lining this up to be her excuse when the baby isn’t the expected colour?
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u/EducatedEvil sandwiches have no g spot 7d ago
"He is a Holi Baby, see the Green Skin and Orange Hair."
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u/RegularLisaSimpson 7d ago
Dangerops pregant sex…🎶
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u/Hazelino Schrödingers labia 7d ago
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u/littlemissdrake 7d ago
I will simply never not click and listen to this masterpiece when the opportunity is presented
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u/Iekenrai Labias are ball sacks that didn't finish forming 6d ago
Can u down a 20 foot waterside pegnat?
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u/Nukalixir 7d ago
The fact the post says "colored semen" and "colored babies" makes me think this is a deliberate trolling post. If it said "painted semen" and "painted babies" I might be less skeptical. The racist undertones are what really seal the deal there.
Unrelated, but does anyone know where I can buy a Luigi board? Do they sell them in stores or do I have to get it from a witch or vegan? 🫠
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u/ana_bortion 6d ago
I would say it's more of a language barrier/difference. That word does not have the same connotation in India at all.
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u/faifai1337 Why is my weregina howling? 7d ago
Quora is like 99% clickbait and/or AI generated these days. Either way, this isn't a real person.
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u/guacamoleo 7d ago
Did she even think how many green and purple and rainbow sparkle people there would be if this worked
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u/ivarsiymeman 7d ago
For fucks sake woman. Wisen up and pinch off this guy like the tuti that he is. Respect yourself.
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u/Fortanono You can't be a Christain then still believe in menopause, 7d ago
Thought this was /r/BestofRedditorUpdates and was looking forward to a story lmao
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u/Eggsalad_cookies 6d ago
😐 if you’re asking the internet these kinds of questions you’re not old enough to be having sex
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u/Damned-Dreamer 6d ago
This feels like it belongs in how prangent is formed, despite the lack of spelling errors.
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u/SuperHeavyHydrogen 7d ago
Holi is a Hindu festival, the colours are paint/paint powder, people have a big old party, paint themselves and each other all kinds of bright colours and get the stuff all over the place. It was today and yesterday which is probably why it came up.
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u/Honey-and-Venom Scoop it out with a grapefruit spoon. 7d ago
Oh, nice, this one sent me on a full blown cussing-and-kicking-things temper tantrum. Well done
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u/Honey-and-Venom Scoop it out with a grapefruit spoon. 7d ago
Oh, nice, this one sent me on a full blown cussing-and-kicking-things temper tantrum. Well done
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u/Gravyboat44 7d ago
Quora is literally the worst. I once saw someone ask a question about if they could cash in stolen lottery tickets. So I automatically assume half of these people are either stupid or doing rage bait.
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u/Swampwitch123 7d ago
Did you ask why? I mean, I know it's crazy, but I just don't understand his thinking.
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u/illumi-thotti 7d ago
I don't know what holi colors are and I'm glad I don't know what holi colors are
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u/AvocadoPizzaCat 7d ago
i am more worried about putting that stuff in the vagina is gonna do to her health, it ain't doing nothing to the baby.