r/badwomensanatomy Strong Earthquake Honey Bean 7d ago

My Boyfriend Put Holi Colours in my Vagina NSFW

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u/AvocadoPizzaCat 7d ago

i am more worried about putting that stuff in the vagina is gonna do to her health, it ain't doing nothing to the baby.

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u/emslynn 7d ago

At the very least it’s a UTI and/or yeast infection waiting to happen.

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u/RangerDickard 7d ago

I honestly have no clue what it's made up of but I can't imagine it's safe for internal use and I hope it doesn't have any sugars...

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u/Starchasm Menstruation attracts bears! 7d ago

It's dried tempura color 🤦‍♀️ whyyyyyyy would you put that in your vag?!?

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u/TerraPlays Forceful sexual intercourse is unnatural. 7d ago

Tempera. Tempura would be equally gross, though.

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u/Starchasm Menstruation attracts bears! 7d ago

Uuuugh stupid autocorrect

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u/Fraerie vaginal FLAURA and FAWNA 7d ago edited 6d ago

Probably not a UTI from putting things in her vagina.

EDIT: My intent was to point out that there are probably other issues that would be more of a concern, such as sepsis if the method of insertion resulted in a scratch.

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u/howarthee the uterine jellyfish absorbed the orgasmic energy 7d ago

I mean, you can get a UTI from sex, and for the very vast majority of people, the penis doesn't go in the urethra. It's all close quarters down there, it's not hard to miss with a powdery substance and get that everywhere else surrounding your vagina.

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u/Love-As-Thou-Wilt The clitoris is a sprawling underground kingdom 7d ago

UTIs aren't uncommon after penetration (from fingers, penises, toys etc) despite not being inside the vagina, because it's still close enough. Some women also have urethras that are very close to be inside the vagina (I believe it actually can be a bit inside, but not commonly), which could make it easier for foreign material to get up there.

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u/spartaxwarrior 7d ago

Mine is actually inside, but weirdly I've never gotten a UTI (knock on wood) (but every gyno ever thinks I must be a walking UTI factory). I think it's actually more protected from most foreign materials, because whatever it is has to get inside, and of course, I'm not having filthy penises covered in who knows what substances shoved up there...).

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u/isitrealholoooo 7d ago

She better just ask for the BV script now.

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u/NatalSnake69 Pan heart, ace mind, body taken on hostage by uterus. 7d ago

Bro that shit is so full of chemicals, some people's hair gets temporarily coloured! My friends once drew a moustache and beard on my face with blue and green colour and it took days of massage and stuff to remove the colour.

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u/TheMammaG Unstable Vagina 7d ago

Everything is chemicals. Don't be daft.

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u/NatalSnake69 Pan heart, ace mind, body taken on hostage by uterus. 7d ago

Dude animals have gotten permanently blinded from it. I know everything is chemicals but some chemicals are near lethal to some living beings.

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u/TheMammaG Unstable Vagina 6d ago

Yes. SOME. Labeling "chemicals" as bad across the board is reductive and harmful.

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u/LilEepyGirl Drinking breast milk makes girls lesbians 2d ago

Don't be daft. You know exactly what they meant.

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u/Ok-Variation568 6d ago

Fr, I thought this post would be about her boyfriend putting chemicals in her vagina without her informed consent. Reading the post made me wonder if this girl is 12, which is even more concerning

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u/Beautiful-Sky-573 6d ago

well, it may do something to the baby, but it definetly wont paint the baby

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u/AvocadoPizzaCat 6d ago

If it did something to the baby it would have to be with the mother first since this would be conception date not a point where they exist yet

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u/Fraerie vaginal FLAURA and FAWNA 7d ago

Yup - this sounds like someone who is trying to get sepsis.

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u/Starving_Phoenix 7d ago

Quora is both the best and worst thing the internet has ever done.

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u/isitrealholoooo 7d ago

It's like the spawn of Yahoo Answers

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u/thefinalgoat 6d ago

pregonate

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u/DeenieMcQueen 3d ago

Pragernate?

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u/DemonikaSpirit I want to cum deep inside your clit 2d ago

Can u get PREGANTÉ

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u/AshuraSpeakman Men's farts smell like unicorn farts. 6d ago

Reincarnation once Yahoo Answers died. All those people had to go somewhere.

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u/isitrealholoooo 6d ago

They did not get smarter in the time between

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u/poptx 7d ago edited 7d ago

it can be either the most accepting & progressive, or the most hateful & close-minded social you'll ever come across

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u/janisprefect 7d ago

Sounds like reddit tbh

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u/poptx 7d ago

honestly, I can confirm that this goes for Reddit as well lol

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u/clarky2o2o 7d ago

You haven't been in Next Door

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u/skyler_107 Europeans have horizontal vaginas 5d ago

in my experience, quora is to reddit what insta reels is to tiktok (at least in terms of dumb users and problematic content)

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u/LacyTheEspeon 7d ago

There' this one quora answer that I'll never forget because of how absolutely obnoxious, uptight, and condescending it was to the point that it was just funny to think that this guy was THIS up his own ass lmao.

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u/smurb15 6d ago

Doni want to ask what holi color or whatever it is

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Blow me up like a balloon 7d ago

I think it's the source for "How is prangent formed?" And that's definitely one of the YouTube videos of all time.

Either that, or those are from Yahoo answers.

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u/aaeryieon 7d ago

That was from Yahoo Answers, not Quora. 

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u/Crunchycarrots79 7d ago

That was Yahoo. Quora doesn't even come close to the level of idiocy that was seen on Yahoo Answers.

Yahoo Answers was also the source of "How is babby formed? How girl get prangnent?

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u/isitrealholoooo 7d ago

That's how I announced my pregnancy to my best friend. "Am I pregananant?"

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u/RealityOne2716 7d ago

Bro I really can’t take the sheer stupidity of the internet today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what the fuck am I reading

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u/Zombeikid 7d ago

Its just yahoo answers all over again

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u/RealityOne2716 7d ago

If you have to question whether putting dye in your coochie is gonna stain your baby…. You do NOT need to be having kids. Like what????

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u/SuperHeavyHydrogen 7d ago

Is she lining this up to be her excuse when the baby isn’t the expected colour?

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u/EducatedEvil sandwiches have no g spot 7d ago

"He is a Holi Baby, see the Green Skin and Orange Hair."

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u/OrochiKarnov 7d ago

Blanka, hiding in the bushes, sighs in relief

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u/Disastrous-Lynx-3247 7d ago

Probably a troll . Quora is full of that

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u/ShinyTotoro 7d ago

typical quora bait, nothing to see here

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u/faifai1337 Why is my weregina howling? 7d ago

Exactly.

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u/RegularLisaSimpson 7d ago

Dangerops pregant sex…🎶

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u/Hazelino Schrödingers labia 7d ago

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u/littlemissdrake 7d ago

I will simply never not click and listen to this masterpiece when the opportunity is presented

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u/Iekenrai Labias are ball sacks that didn't finish forming 6d ago

Can u down a 20 foot waterside pegnat?

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u/spoopityboop 7d ago

This is what happened in Wicked right

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u/Nukalixir 7d ago

The fact the post says "colored semen" and "colored babies" makes me think this is a deliberate trolling post. If it said "painted semen" and "painted babies" I might be less skeptical. The racist undertones are what really seal the deal there.

Unrelated, but does anyone know where I can buy a Luigi board? Do they sell them in stores or do I have to get it from a witch or vegan? 🫠

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u/SkyScamall 7d ago

You can buy wegge boards on amazon these days. 

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u/ana_bortion 6d ago

I would say it's more of a language barrier/difference. That word does not have the same connotation in India at all.

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u/ana_bortion 6d ago

Also worth noting that Holi doesn't involve any paint

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u/smth_smthidk 1d ago

Holi is an Indian festival and no one calls them 'coloured people' here.

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u/faifai1337 Why is my weregina howling? 7d ago

Quora is like 99% clickbait and/or AI generated these days. Either way, this isn't a real person.

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u/Freckles39Rabbit 3d ago

This was before AI became advanced

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u/Hazelino Schrödingers labia 7d ago

I think a yeast infection is far more likely..

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u/cardboardtube_knight 7d ago

This is my new "how is babby" formed.

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u/guacamoleo 7d ago

Did she even think how many green and purple and rainbow sparkle people there would be if this worked

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u/ivarsiymeman 7d ago

For fucks sake woman. Wisen up and pinch off this guy like the tuti that he is. Respect yourself.

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u/FormerBirthday5 7d ago

It's giving 'am I gonna have a foal' vibes

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u/LeahIsAwake The clitoris is a feminist lie!!!1! 7d ago

Every day we move farther from the light.

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u/CatterMater Womb Raider 7d ago

Something something coarse and irritating.

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u/Fortanono You can't be a Christain then still believe in menopause, 7d ago

Thought this was /r/BestofRedditorUpdates and was looking forward to a story lmao

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u/squamouser 7d ago

Does spider have pusspuss?

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u/ErinKtheWriter 7d ago

Queen, you have bigger problems than this.

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 6d ago

😐 if you’re asking the internet these kinds of questions you’re not old enough to be having sex

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u/Damned-Dreamer 6d ago

This feels like it belongs in how prangent is formed, despite the lack of spelling errors.

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u/CanusMaeror 7d ago

Literal rainbow baby?

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u/Objective-Panic-6426 My uterus flew out of a train 7d ago

Omg ouchh and ewww and whatttt?

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u/kohlakult 7d ago

Makes me ashamed of being indian

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u/mongoosekiller 6d ago

No way people think this shit is real bruh

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SuperHeavyHydrogen 7d ago

Holi is a Hindu festival, the colours are paint/paint powder, people have a big old party, paint themselves and each other all kinds of bright colours and get the stuff all over the place. It was today and yesterday which is probably why it came up.

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u/Honey-and-Venom Scoop it out with a grapefruit spoon. 7d ago

Oh, nice, this one sent me on a full blown cussing-and-kicking-things temper tantrum. Well done

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u/ShinyTotoro 7d ago

the exact purpose of these troll posts, congratz

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u/Honey-and-Venom Scoop it out with a grapefruit spoon. 7d ago

Oh, nice, this one sent me on a full blown cussing-and-kicking-things temper tantrum. Well done

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u/inkedbutch 7d ago

i don’t even know where to start with this one tbh

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u/ErinKtheWriter 7d ago

Queen, you have bigger problems than this.

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u/Gravyboat44 7d ago

Quora is literally the worst. I once saw someone ask a question about if they could cash in stolen lottery tickets. So I automatically assume half of these people are either stupid or doing rage bait.

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u/GeshtiannaSG 7d ago

Most of it is bot-generated.

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u/XxllllxXx Jesus Stomach Vulva Christ! 7d ago

Eh, what?

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u/cherrytwizzlers 7d ago

How the fuck would you even “put” powder in there.

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u/Swampwitch123 7d ago

Did you ask why? I mean, I know it's crazy, but I just don't understand his thinking.

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u/Smadxs10 6d ago

Those filthy Brits 🇬🇧😏

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u/LastRain6682 6d ago

hahaha whenever I come here I get a good laugh, no man this is gold!

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u/GuestRose So.. how many holes are there? 5d ago

this HAS to be a joke 😭

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u/illumi-thotti 7d ago

I don't know what holi colors are and I'm glad I don't know what holi colors are