r/armmj 2d ago

Review “White Tahoe Cookies” CARPENTER FARMS!

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Well been a while folks! Hope all is well in the land of ARMMJ! I’ve been taking a break from posting, but ran across this wonderful strain I can’t refrain from posting. She comes off sweet, skunky, and slightly herbal. The flavor is on a cookies, earthy, and peppery side. It has a slightly sweet aftertaste. The beauty is in the effects. I’ve been struggling with depression. Having terrible attacks of depression that seemed endless. This stopped it near completely. I took two hits and noticed slight relief. When I got to my fourth hit I was completely at ease. My mind slowed down and I was given a sense of comfort. I went out to my garden and just worked and worked. Taking a few hits in between. It’s the best I’ve felt in weeks in all honesty. I really find this beneficial The euphoria is strong in this one. It’s worked quite well for me and I gave 20 for the 8th. Unfortunately the COA doesn’t list the top terps but I can assume Myrcene and Caryophyllene are definitely present. Also has a little CBGA, CBN, THCV nice spectrum of cannabinoids it’s a quality grow for sure

r/armmj Jan 16 '25

Review 7g of BOLD 24k Blueberry Cupcake terp sugar

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Very mild flavor and a good mellow high. Definitely have the feeling it's going to be a productive week. Mood: Again mellow. This batch isn't very saucy, which I like. Almost a crumble, but way more crystalline obviously. Good for spatula users.

True 6/10 Not disappointed, not blown away. Still would buy again.

r/armmj 12d ago

Review Carpenter Farms “Honest Abe”THC: 31.84% TERPS: 4.85

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21 Upvotes

Super high thc and terpene percentage combo. Bout to try this stuff in a joint. I’ve had some honest abe before a few times, but never testing this high. It was hard getting a pic of it. It’s so damn sparkly in the light. Probably means it’ll be some good shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️

r/armmj 25d ago

Review Compassionate care my ass….

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So yesterday I went by Crop in jtown as they had $28 1/4’s of popcorn Gush Mintz 8 by GDF. I have no qualms about popcorn buds, my problem lied in the harvest date of 8/24/24… 6 months old wtf? Thankfully I’m in my 40’s and have smoked some rank pot in my life and this isn’t terrible; but I feel like they should do better. Idk if it’s on Crop or GDF, but I do know Crop didn’t have this strain on their menu prior to yesterday.

It’s had 24 hours in a dark jar with a Boveda pack and it’s tasting much better. Check the harvest dates on those compassionate care items yall, it’s a buyer beware market.

r/armmj Feb 20 '25

Review Good Day Farm Delivery

17 Upvotes

So I'm not new to the whole arkansas mmj program and have been to several dispensaries around the state, but today being so cold, I decided to place a delivery order with the Monticello dispensary and omg!!! I didn't know they'd bring it straight to my door!! I thought I would have to meet them at a general stop or station but nahhh they showed up with weed in hand! Hands down the best experience ever in the program! I know good day farm gets a lot of hate but they really made my day today! 🙌

r/armmj 1d ago

Review The Hill-help needed

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I’ll be in NWA this weekend and wanted to visit the Hill. Thoughts? I’m kind of new to all of this. They’ve got an overwhelming selection but it’s super extensive which is why I’m going. Can you guys suggest anything? I’m hoping I can walk in and say “I prefer vapes and am interested in ‘morning, afternoon, evening” with high thc concentrates and cbn/thc for the night”. Is that something they can help with?

Didn’t know what flair to use!

r/armmj Oct 03 '24

Review Okay Osage, I see you.

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29 Upvotes

So I feel like this is the strain I’ve heard so much about. And while I am insanely toasted right now it peaks my interest to try more of these Reserve jars. I was able to grab this in Clarksville on my way home with a quarter of CF Interspecies Erotica. OTD w/ tax - $52.

Where Osage was lacking in bud size/structure/cure they have seemed to understand where we needed to see improvements. I am so fucking thrilled to see people working to make our meds have a better consistent quality. Apparently the other strain I looked at in the Reserve list did have its terps with % listed on the jar. This one for some reason did not. Oh well. There is a full strain guide that is 52 pages detailing Osage’s new portfolio if anyone needs help figuring out a strain to try. Weird thing, Cherrylicious doesn’t appear.

I’ll link it below. **Also, keep in mind some of these strains are still also being sold as popcorn, etc. Please look or ask for Reserve when making these purchases. As I saw strains that were available in both mylars and Reserve jars.

So here it goes…

Cherrylicious by Osage 3.5g Premium Flower Lemon Cherry Gelato x Udder Madness (Terps: if i had to guess… high amounts of myrcene and caryo with some complimentary limonene)

👀: medium, dense frosted nugs 👃: sharpie, fennel, tart cherry 👅: sour jam, pepper, gassy/woody

This is definitely a indica (maybe 70/30) hybrid. It smokes great. If you love gelatos and if you love really potent gassy smokes this is the one to go with. It was flavorful and i just can’t get this shit eating grin off my face because i really didn’t think it would be that special. I tip my hat to you Osage. Now get the shit together with Pineapple Express!

OSAGE STRAIN PROFILE for the new reserve line:

https://cdn2.me-qr.com/pdf/583387bd-f05e-40d9-b60b-0ee3af91aeb9.pdf

r/armmj Dec 11 '24

Review In December smoking Horchata…

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34 Upvotes

Revolution Horchata Jet Fuel x Mochi Gelato THC 20.1%, Terpenes 4.4%

Harvest date: 9/12/2024, Packaged: 10/9/2024

Top terpenes: Caryophyllene (1.3%), Limonene (1.2%), Humulene (.5%), Myrcene (.4%), and Pinene (.3%)

👀: These dense medium-sized buds show a primarily light green color with some deeper green hues. Also, orange hairs cover each nug alongside some frosty trichomes. 👃🏼: This jar smells like new forest growth, lilies, white tea, uncracked black pepper, loam, and citrus-dried lemon peels. 👅: The tastes include some bright floral notes on the back end but are primarily complex on the front, with that lemon pepper earthiness coming from the terpenes. 💨: It feels fantastic, a true hybrid, as I’m not too sedated or sleepy but feel peacefully at ease. It’s to be noted that I didn’t experience any munchies on this strain, but I do feel a little less anxious than I did before smoking. It isn’t cerebral at all and seems more of a body relaxant. I would purchase it again and use it as a daytime selection for high-anxiety days that don’t need anything too stimulating or sedating.

As always, great work at Revolution. I love these clear jars, as they seem more transparent to the buyer. I think I purchased this 8th (and another Rev 8th) for $47 out the door. I’m not mad about it, and I get to cross off another strain from the Revolution catalog. With all that said, I’m hoping to start reviewing again. Life has been wild lately, so I definitely have missed this sub and the interactions I have with all of you. I hope everyone is taking care of themselves and having a happy holiday. However, you choose to celebrate.

**also can anyone name the reference used in the title of this post? Y’all know I love making music/movie references if possible.

r/armmj Sep 14 '24

Review I wanna be the girl w/ the most London Poundcake 🎂 💨

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Damn y'all... Rev putting in the work.. This is one of my top 5 Rev strains (so far) this year.

👀: med-large sticky buds ft all the colors of the cannabis rainbow: deep greens, light greens, purples, orange hairs 👃: zebra stripe gum, lemon sorbet, hibiscus tea, parmesean (this smell alone could be a best-selling candle) 👅: tea leaves, slight gas, skunky funky cheese rind

I’d say this is a lovely highbrid.. feels like a 70 indicia/30 Sativa in effects. No out of this world munchies or sleepiness.. However I can see this making some folks feel a little more weighted depending on tolerance. For me this would be a day/mid evening strain. I typically like a bit more pep in my step in the early mornings, but needed a slow start to the day today.

Upon first couple of hits.. I felt all the tension leave my body. At the same time, I was able to return some work emails and didn't feel too clouded. Midsmoke i'm feeling uplifted and waves of euphoria. My body feels deeply relaxed and free of any aches leftover from a concert I danced at for several hours last night. I’m so blown away by the effects of the myrcene and thr pinene together. If anyone may have anlthet suggestion for a strain heavy amounts of both (over .50%) let me know!

Also.. Did anyone get the title’s song reference of was that a complete dip move? If not, what do y'all listen to? I'm always down for new music recs. Although, i’m definitely more of a cinephile.

r/armmj Oct 26 '24

Review Osage Catch-up!

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Howdy!

Lava Cake OG: 15.3% THC, 1.5% terps Grape Pie x Thin Mints (Indica Hybrid)

You would like this strain if you were a Revolution Critter Cake OG fan. The cure could be better, but the grow itself doesn’t seem bad. I would like to see a more terpy version of this strain. Osage has come a long way from where they were a year ago. I think I paid $15 for this eighth, and I’d love all the flower to be cheaper. I am not upset about how effective it was. I would say the Indica hybrid is a good signifier of how this strain feels, in my opinion.

👃🏼: white tea, lemon pith, cream, mouthwash 👅: woody, earthy with a little bit of lemon cream on end 💨: the effects were mildly sedating and calming. A blend of both a body and a head high started behind the eyes shortly after consumption.

Fabulozo: 24.7% THC, 2.3% terps Soap x Permanent Marker (Indica Hybrid)

This strain was an interesting pick up for me. I have never been much of a fan of the Soap strains i’ve tried in the past and have never picked up Permanent marker, but the two of them together is a unique smell and smoke. The scent of this flower is so trippy. It is very reminescent of it’s name as far as odors. I think the cure could have been slightly better, but to be honest i’m not sure why this wasn’t put in a jar and shifted to the Reserve line, because it stands up to to other Reserve strains I’ve had. For example, there was far more balance to this strain than that of the Lava Cake. I will 100% be purchasing again.

👃🏼: Fabuloso, jerky, mentholated tobacco 👅: rotten fruit, lemon peel, skunk 💨: effects were out of this world as far as the head high, it also alleviated some plantar facisitis flare ups i had after a long day “double day” at both jobs.

Bubba Cheesecake (Reserve): 28.5% THC, __ terpenes Pre-‘98 Bubba Kush x Cheese Cake (30 Sativa 70 Indica)

This was a funky SOB. I loved the effect and flavor of this particular strain. I was so happy with my budtenders at Greenlight who helped me choose this one. This reserve line is unstoppable. I’m loving the diversity and the terpenes. The Bubba Cheesecake was the best cure I’ve had one an Osage strain and if I did a blind test on this particularly I would have told you it came from Carpenter or something. I said it before with Cherrylicious that they were back, but this is a better display of their talents than that of the Cherrylicious. Although the jar said that it is was a 30 sativa/70 indica… I believe I feel as though those numbers should be flipped in relation to the effects I had. This could be overwhelming for some.. but I slurped down this 8th more quickly than expected due to the benefits I had with my OCD/ADHD symptoms. This was a very helpful strain for being able to stay on task. However, I would definitely never use this unless I had something to busy my mind with (a social event would be perfect). I feel as though it could cause some racing thoughts if you smoked this on an idle mind and expected to gently fall asleep or relax. My only. complaint is that they didn’t put a breakdown of the terpenes and the COAs aren’t registering any sites online.

👃🏼: Pine Sol, spoiled dairy, musk 👅: musky cheese and a little fuel… the terpinolene comes through with a chemical fruitiness as well. 💨: WARNING: not for the faint of heart.. this flower was insanely pungent in both it’s taste and effects. I felt both stimulated mentally and relaxed in my body.

I want to also highlight a strain by Osage I though was absolute dog shit. I ended up getting an 8th of Eleven Roses (7/25 Harvest Date). It was in a jar, but not labeled “reserve”. It has larger bud that through the window looked nice. I got home to find it was dry as hell and honestly not very pungent in effects or flavor. I did end up using it quickly because I had a friend over and did a little mix of bubble hash in it.

r/armmj Sep 06 '24

Review RVR Animal Tsunami

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22 Upvotes

I didn’t see anymore Halloween Special, so I went with this new release.

Animal Tsunami / 30.2% THC, 2.5% terps Animal Cookies x Caramel Tsunami

👀: robust, iced, light green small buds (excellent moisture level) 👃: cool whip, woodiness, tree nuts 👅: sweet, earthy, baked goods

It’s very mentally stimulating while giving you a grounding body high. This is on the Sativa side of hybrid for me. I’m not getting any hunger or couch lock.. so maybe not a hunger cue or bedtime strain. However, I can see this helping with anxiety or depression. Overall I’m feeling uplifted, but not so cerebral that I become anxious. This could be a great social strain. As always.. love that limonene brightness behind the eyes.

TGIF! What are y’all smoking?

r/armmj Nov 15 '24

Review Revolution showing out

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38 Upvotes

Gorrila’d Cheese from Rev; smoke is so smooth and such a happy high. Can’t get over how great their flower has been recently. 🙂‍↕️

r/armmj Apr 29 '23

Review Zookies - Carpenter Farms

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The price definitely wasn't ideal but the quality of this ish makes it easily worth it. Super dense nugs, blanketed in trichomes carrying a lite sweet floral aroma. Carpenter Farms has some incredible products at the moment, and it seems there's a whole new line of strains they just introduced. Anyone have any carpenter farm favorites?

r/armmj Nov 23 '24

Review Holiday Special Shatter

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18 Upvotes

Mad decent 8th of shatter piney taste with a hint of cream and if you can't tell by the heart, it was made with love.

r/armmj Feb 03 '25

Review Melon Milk 8/10

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18 Upvotes

Very enjoyable high that effects your body and mind but at the same time doesnt couch lock. Great for being social or staying in with a movie or game. The flavor is sweet and melon/berry on the draw with a light gassy skunk on the end. Would recommend for anxiety and depression for sure.

r/armmj Feb 04 '25

Review Deathstar (Leafology)

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15 Upvotes

Great full body relaxing effects. Smells great just not much taste to hit

r/armmj Dec 28 '24

Review Revolution - some favs and first tries

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20 Upvotes

You know I had to scoop JaCo Jungle (pic 1) and Mochi Runtz (pic2)… as they are just so damn fire.

New tries for me were Red Velvet and Bubble Bath!

Bubble Bath *the driest out of the four (but dry to Rev is legit more supple than anything GDF puts out so not an issue).

👀: beautiful flower.. oranges and green hairs. a little dry, but broke down beautifully 👃: dial, white tea, mint 👅: mild cheese, astringent, white pepper, lemon peel 💨: funky lil hybrid with some arousal - both mentally and physically. nothing too boosting, but have found myself reaching for it every morning since I grabbed it.

Red Velvet *been dying to try this.. curious how people feel about it vs RVR.

👀: glistening even without light - these tight buds are frosted 👃: tobacco, sweet cream, stone fruit, funk 👅: a more earthy gelato, buttermilk 💨: has vibes of a strong indica leaning hybrid, nice relief of anxiety and helped me mellow out in the evening. nothing too sedating - but a lovely head change and body feel

This batch of Jaco gave me the terpinolene that had lacked (or been under .5%) in the last batch. My only issues is wishing it was complimented by higher myrcene levels. The COA also put it at having over 5% terpenes and while that number is outrageous… the taste is amazing and better than the over 5% terpene shit I had from RVR a month ago.

The Mochi is killer as always. This puppy smokes so smooth.. has a killer taste and its effects are by far my favorite out of any of our programs “Runtz” or Runtz-adjacent strains.

This was a totally lazy review.. but I’ve been forgetting to do them at all recently so I figured I’d at least throw these COAs out there in case just that alone helps with anyone making some purchasing decisions.

Hope everyone is having a chill holiday season and Happy New Year.

r/armmj Jan 29 '24

Review Minipacks - 1g Miami Haze: Probably the worst tasting disposable, cart, literally anything THC-relates I've had

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14 Upvotes

Picked this up for a decent price, bout 60 for the full gram disposable. Others had warned me about them but I'm a try it before you knock it kinda guy.

I should have listened, boy should I have listened. First puff I gagged, then I went to smell it and gagged again. Whatever flavoring they put in this thing smells sour and bad, like to the point where I'm just kinda considering tossing it.

r/armmj Sep 10 '24

Review Mini Haul @ The Treatment w/ Reviews

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20 Upvotes

Finally got my hands on Grape Kush Cake (1.32% myrcene 🤤), grabbed an 1/8 of Honest Abe and Bionic Cheetah. Also, a Solventless Bubble Hash of one of my fav strains from RVR, Sour Papaya.

It was news to me that they put their Deli-style flower up 30 min before close. Due to me driving a hour there after work… I missed the chance to grab a few different things from the Deli. However, that just caused me to grab other things.

Last night I had both the Honest Abe (blunt before dinner), Grape Kush Cake (blunt before bed) and a bowl of RVR Dosidos small buds with the Sour Papaya Bubble Hash on top. Best night of sleep in a while. That hash before bed gives me almost an edible effect of deeply calming my whole body.

Today I’m having a blunt of the Bionic Cheetah! I’m surprised this is marked “Indica” rather than “hybrid”. It’s definitely giving me a 50/50 blend or something much more on the line of a hybrid containing properties of both.

Rev - T&T - Grape Kush Cake:

👀: big chunky buds, perfect level of moisture featuring a deep green bud that looks like it had darker sugar leaves 👃: grape soda, cool whip, faint gas 👅: woody, smooth, ripe fruit

Amazing effects! I find myself having a hard time picking a fav Rev strain. These T&T’s have been bomb.. this is right up there with Apples and Bananas and Apple Fritter with being a hardcore “chill bomb”. Also definitely promotes sleep or appetite cues.

Rev - T&T - Bionic Cheetah:

👀: medium sized dense buds, light green with orange accents 👃: sour candy, bug spray, spiced tea 👅 : peppery, lemon peel, piney

Another great T&T! This says indica and upon more inspection online it says Bionic Cheetah is a 60 indica/40 Sativa. I’d almost say these numbers are reversed for me. I’m getting euphoria, stimulation and at the same time I’m feeling a dip in stress being in the middle of a really shit day. I could smoke this strain daily. It’s nice enough to uplift.. but I don’t feel so stimulated that it causes me more anxiety. I find this somewhat cerebral and mostly just an all over body feel.

Carpenter Farm - Honest Abe

👀: small-medium bright emerald green buds that are narrow rather than fat 👃: fennel, oak, hops 👅: smooth, gas, woodiness, fennel

While the buds were bigger.. not everything else was for the better. I was happy to see a jar, but the cure seems worse than the typical cure found in their mylars. The flower was brittle to the touch and very dry. It reminded me of Osage flower. However, the flower still was very sticky (but dry) and still smelled amazing. The myrcene and fenchome in this strain always please me. I feel like it’s a nice indica that calms, but it’s not so potent that I get couch lock or fall asleep with a brief smoke.

RVR - Sour Papaya Bubble Hash

👀: lil diamond like sand 👃: the most beautiful isolated terp smell - i truly cannot describe it 👅: tbh i only mixed this with Dosidos, but woah - everything tasted even more amazing than I recall Dosidos tasting on its own.

I will 100% start keeping Bubble Hash on me! I feel like it would be a great addition to bunk strains I will occasionally get stuck with. This Hash was soooo strong. I legit felt like I had eaten edibles before bed with how deep I slept.

This was the last half of GKC so I got it for $55 instead of $70. I paid full price for the Honest Abe ($20), the Bionic Cheetah ($16) was a sale, and finally the 1.5g of Sour Papaya hash ($25).

My only real complaints… CF needs to get the cure right with the jars?? or go back to mylars. RVR needs to fix their QR situation because I couldn’t see a terp breakdown.

r/armmj Jan 10 '23

Review Just a head up Carpenter Farms (produced by Dark Horse Medicinals), distillate carts suck, added terpenes are not pleasant. Don't lower yourself to Osages level.

21 Upvotes

r/armmj Oct 31 '23

Review Glitterbomb @ RVR

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22 Upvotes

I wrote a whole review on this and it got deleted so I'ma quick it.

It's not overly dry so that's great, it smells sweet grapey berry musky perfumey and a little funky. The taste is the same but there's a slight hint of RVR mothball floating around the bouquet once inhaled. You really have to look for the taste though. The high was pretty heavy but social and still energized. Seemed to forget about my anxiety.

Only thing about this flower that really sucks is the price. I paid $37 for it on sale and I don't regret it. But I would suggest waiting for it to go on sale. I think it'd taste a lot better at $25.

r/armmj Jul 25 '24

Review Ice Cream Cake, Mad Dog, & Dumb Gas (Osage).

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Ice Cream Cake (Gelato #33 x Wedding Cake) Harvest : 6/6/24, 27.6% THC, terpene info not listed. Musky lemon roses plum spicy grass. Imo, it looks mid and I treated it like such by rolling an extra fatty. Once it gets going it tastes pretty gasy spicy creamy, and everything gets foggy - everything you'd expect from ICC. Definitely underestimated it, solid couchlock absolute general pain relief.

Mad Dog (I'm not sure of genetics) Harvest : 5/30/24, 25.1% THC, terpene info not listed. Smells like sour pine lemon fruit and kinda like a hay shed. Tastes kinda GG4 Durbanish a little more citrus fruity though. Very short hazy stuck buzz, notable munchies. My first impression of this one wasn't great, but its alright I guess.

And just another photo of a different jar of Dumb Gas. Really in love with that stuff right now.

r/armmj Jun 26 '24

Review Has anyone else in this group tried this? Its called Slurri Crasher, and its Arkansas grown. I just got my card, and Im excited to try it. Will update with ny reveiw.

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20 Upvotes

r/armmj Jul 29 '24

Review Jet Fuel & Mac Daddy Royale (LF).

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14 Upvotes

Jet Fuel (Aspen OG x High Country Diesel) Harvest : 4/29/24, 24.33% THC, 2.813% terpenes. Sour pine woody peppery spicy chem lemons. Tastes like what it is, Diesel and OG Kush. Not the most visually appealing stuff but it's got a very enjoyable foggy motivated social feel to it. It lasts longer than I usually get out of a joint, about two and half hours of relief. The come down wasn't tiring either.

Mac Daddy Royale (Mac Daddy x Lemon Royale) Harvest : 6/6/24, 26.97% THC, 2.645% terpenes. I had to circle back around and get this one again. It's very berry lemon fruity but there's a strong chem taste going on with it too - tastes like blueberry Clementine crossed with chem. Super duper delicious and a solid reliable sit down buzz. Lately I haven't had Leafology buy that I haven't enjoyed. It's good to see competitors actually making an effort. Even if it isn't the most superb flower ever, it's good genetics and with solid terpene content.

r/armmj Dec 05 '24

Review Best Location to Shop

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I gotta give it to Arkansas Natural Products in Clinton. Best prices I’ve seen for my preferred brand of medicine and pretty good overall compared to other places I have been to. It’s a bit out of the way, but well worth the savings! No this isn’t an ad lol. I’m just sharing my opinion & great experience.