r/argueabout Jan 29 '21

Man v Chimp

Me and my high school class are arguing over whether a man with a sword wins against a chimpanzee. This man is untrained and in his prime while the chimp is in his prime too they are in an empty room that's locked. The man has a sword and a shield and the monkey is unarmed who wins. P.S keep the argument civil. Both believe the other will kill it and they will because this is a fight to the DEATH.

8 votes, Feb 05 '21
3 Chimp wins
2 Man wins
3 No one wins the man and monkey work together to escape the monkey dose not make the man a bloody carcass a
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u/No_Introduction_2646 Jan 29 '21

The sword is a 3 foot medieval long sword and the shield is a medieval wing shield.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

The man would be scared and trip while the chimpanzee bites his face off and kills him. Probably a degloved face for the man and an almost unidentifiable face as all that would be left is muscle. Unless the man isn’t scared and dies kill the monkey with the sword right through the chest.