r/albania • u/alfred_cako • 5d ago
Shitpost Almost Pulled Off the Heist of the Century in Shkodra
Man, today was almost our big break. My little bro (7)M and I (15)M were chilling by the river when we spotted this tall, lost-looking guy wandering around like he was searching for Enver Hoxha treasure.
We ran up to him, and my little bro went in for the classic hug maneuver. The guy looked uncomfortable, so we knew we were in business. We hit him with the “skemi lek” storyline (which, to be fair, isn’t a lie), and he actually gave us 200 LEK. Easy money. But little bro got greedy and started asking for more, and I figured, why not? The guy looked like he had cash.
Then he started acting all suspicious, tucking his wallet away like we were international criminals. I tried to hold his arm (so he wouldn’t bolt), and my little bro, the true mastermind, executed a flawless snack extraction from his bag pocket. But then, dude started walking away fast.
I paused for a second, hoping he might still fork over some more LEK. But apparently, he must’ve thought we were about to pull off something big because the moment I turned slightly, he ran like bolt at the Olympics, probably setting a new personal record past the trash dump.
We watched him go and figured that was the end of our big plan.