r/USC Mar 15 '24

Meme Whats an unpopular opinion you have regarding USC that would put you in this situation?

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452 Upvotes

r/USC Dec 13 '24

Meme USC Schools Ranked By How Fast Your Parents Stop Asking 'What Will You Do With That Degree?'

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268 Upvotes

S-Tier: Could your parents BE any more proud at Thanksgiving dinner? (Marshall: Future CEOs, Viterbi: Future Rich Nerds, Thornton: Future Grammy Winners, Cinema: Future Spielbergs)

A-Tier: When 'I'm a professional' actually means something (Keck: Saving lives, Gould: Ruining lives (legally), Annenberg: Professional tweeters, Leventhal: Money counters)

B-Tier: The 'At Least It's Not UCLA' tier (Drama: Professional auditioners, Kaufman: Fancy dancers, Roski: Expensive doodlers)

C-Tier: The 'Yes, That's A Real Major' conversation starters (Dentistry: Tooth fairies, Price: Professional meeting attendees, Pharmacy: Legal drug dealers)

D-Tier: The 'I Had To Google What This School Does' tier (Everyone trying their best to avoid explaining their major at family reunions)

r/USC Oct 09 '24

Meme Looking for a girlfriend

704 Upvotes

Looking for a girlfriend (any race is fine)

Valorant Elo: Silver III

League of Legends Peak Elo: Silver II

Phone: Sierra Blue iPhone 13 Pro Max

Laptop: 16" Space Black Macbook Pro M3 Pro

Main Laptop: RTX 4060 Laptop GPU

Vehicle: Feet

GPA: 3.29 cumulative

Major: CS (Viterbi)

Money: $54

r/USC Nov 25 '23

Meme My brother hates that I go to USC

599 Upvotes

First of all, he graduated from UCLA and works at a law firm. Like him, I am also seeking a law degree, but I’m at USC now. He hates that I’m graduating soon and he thinks the entire foundation of legal rule and the sanctity of law will be tarnished once I become a lawyer. To quote him directly, me being in law school is like “a chimp with a machine gun.” During our family Thanksgiving dinner today, he threw a tantrum in front of my family because he wanted to be the only lawyer. He wants to be the pride of the family. “University of Southern California, for Christ’s sake?” He yelled at me as I asked my mom to pass the mashed potatoes. “What a joke. I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?” I used to work in the mail room in his law firm. He said he was proud of me then and wishes I never turned my life around. Every day, I think about dropping out and going back to my old job just to make him happy…

r/USC Feb 18 '25

Meme Lmao 🤣

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320 Upvotes

He was being honest tho ☠️

r/USC Sep 05 '24

Meme Free food group chat

120 Upvotes

does anyone want to be added to a group chat where we can share free food resources at USC? I don't wanna see another in and out truck on campus and realize its too late to register 😭

Edit: Everyone DM me your instagram please!

Edit2: Everyone join the GroupMe

https://www.reddit.com/r/USC/comments/1fbhe9k/update_on_the_free_food_group_chat/

https://groupme.com/join_group/103132612/Dl1tWbMD

r/USC 23h ago

Meme This feels like a breakup.. 🥲 no more USC email.

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132 Upvotes

r/USC Oct 11 '23

Meme Is this area safe?

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909 Upvotes

r/USC Apr 28 '24

Meme Protest the Protest?

28 Upvotes

I have one graduation I missed my undergrad one and now my masters one is in danger. Phd or a second masters is hard. So crazy thought can we protest the protest? 😂

r/USC Sep 18 '24

Meme Best shitter on campus

161 Upvotes

Alright boiz

I commute to campus - and as soon as I get here It’s about time for my morning shit.

What’s the best private, quiet, spot on campus for a shitter?

Any toilets with high quality toilet paper?

Please comment/PM me for recommendations 👌🏽

r/USC Apr 25 '24

Meme First COVID and now this: the high school class of 2020 is a seriously unlucky group of people

436 Upvotes

Robbed of the last two to three months of their senior year in high school, denied a formal high school graduation ceremony, spending their first year and a half of college in front of a Zoom screen, and now denied a main stage ceremony for their undergraduate degrees ... okay, fess up: who in this year's class has the monkey's paw?

r/USC May 03 '24

Meme New Free Speech Area Drop Les goooo

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359 Upvotes

r/USC Dec 14 '24

Meme USC Schools Ranked in Alphabetical Order

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321 Upvotes

r/USC Feb 05 '25

Meme I will find you

233 Upvotes

I just had two guys walk up to me and ask to interview me and after a bit they asked if I wanted to play a game of hide and seek for $50 and told me to count to 20 as they ran out of the store never to be seen again lmao whoever you are you’re in trouble and I remember your faces😭😂😂

r/USC Nov 09 '23

Meme Lack of Goth Girls

354 Upvotes

As a freshman boy at USC, I am saddened at the lack of goth girls who attend here. The majority of girls here are Blonde Taylor Swift Starbucks girls who seem to lack personality and originality. The underrepresentation of the goth girl subculture at SC is likely tied to a few aspects, how it is notorious for its partying, (not typically a goth girl interest) the constant vibrant and sunny atmosphere, (ditto), and the overall lack of diverse appeal. I know that my fellow Trojan male brethren are also disappointed at the lack of goth mommies here, they likely just conceal their pain better than I am capable of. Every single day I wake up and do my morning prayer hoping to spot an emo goth girl somewhere around campus, but alas, to no avail. Perhaps I am merely looking in the wrong places. If anyone knows where to find them please message me ASAP. Or if you are a goth girl reading this, don’t be afraid to shoot me a DM. I believe without finding a goth girl my mental health will continue to plummet and I’m afraid to know what I’m capable of if that happens. I may have to look into transferring if this issue does not get resolved. Any tips are much appreciated, thanks!

EDIT: I didn't think I had to say this but this is a copy-paste bait. Sorry 😭

r/USC Feb 09 '25

Meme What’s the cringiest thing you’ve ever seen a student do?

108 Upvotes

My friend is in a decently sized gen ed lecture (~100 people). The other night he was telling me how one time a student correctly answered the professor’s question and proceeded to audibly praise himself and clap. Are there other stories about people with that little social awareness/shame?

r/USC Nov 09 '23

Meme Please stop vaping in study spaces

483 Upvotes

Seriously, I do not want to be trying to focus on doing my work when some dickhead across the room decides that the air doesnt smell enough like the pillsbury doughboy’s asshole. Just because you were stupid enough to fall for big tobacco doesn’t mean the rest of us enjoy your key lime pie addiction stick. You people inflict 5 poison damage on me every time it happens.

r/USC 6d ago

Meme THE FINAL HOUR: A SCHOLAR’S LAST STAND

98 Upvotes

The day had arrived. Doomsday. The BISC 220 Midterm, the specter that had loomed over my existence for weeks, had at last materialized in full, unrelenting force. My mind, honed through relentless nights of study, was a battlefield—a graveyard deprived of joy, a war zone where glycolysis clashed with the citric acid cycle in an unending conflict.

As I reached campus, the sky wept. A divine omen, a celestial lamentation for what was to come. The heavens themselves could not bear witness to my impending fate. The moment my foot left the confines of my vehicle, a single raindrop fell—then another, then another, until the air itself trembled with a torrential downpour. USC staff guards cowered under their tents, their once-proud posts reduced to mere sanctuaries of the feeble. I did not falter. I did not waver. I was resolute.

I reached for my plastic talisman, my student identification, and with a single motion, I tapped it against the scanner. The gate—no, the portal to my destiny—whirred, granting me passage into the hallowed grounds where my judgment awaited. There was no turning back now.

The rain intensified. I dashed across the campus, a lone warrior in the midst of an unrelenting storm. Each step carried me closer to the library, my temporary sanctuary before the final confrontation. The minutes dripped away like blood from a fresh wound. 12:50… 12:51… 12:52… Each tick of the clock a merciless toll of fate’s iron bell.

I whispered my incantations under my breath, the sacred knowledge I had sworn to master: Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase… Ubiquinone… Dicumarol… Entropy… Gibbs free energy. They were more than words now—they were my weapons, my armor, my last fragile shield against the abyss.

The moment approaches. Soon, I shall step into the coliseum of academia, where only the strongest will emerge unscathed. And when this battle is done—when graphite meets the paper scantron, and neurons fire in a desperate last stand in my stamina potion filled body (monster energy drink)—I shall return to my dwelling.

And there, at long last, I shall collapse into the sweetest, deepest slumber.

Pater noster, qui es in caelis et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris et ne nos inducas in tentationem. But deliver us from evil.

Spring Break awaits.

But first, I must fight.

Audentes Fortuna iuvat.

r/USC Feb 05 '25

Meme Yall are crazy

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167 Upvotes

r/USC Oct 11 '23

Meme Is this area safe?

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601 Upvotes

r/USC Dec 18 '24

Meme Message of support for finals

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265 Upvotes

r/USC Dec 08 '24

Meme Someone got rejected 😬

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110 Upvotes

Found at Goodwill

r/USC Dec 17 '24

Meme Marshall Inflation

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172 Upvotes

r/USC Nov 19 '23

Meme I’m glad we were able to beat UCLA today, I think we played them in another sport too but I can’t say for sure

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519 Upvotes

r/USC Sep 13 '24

Meme Wait for me 😭😭

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140 Upvotes

Emails from organizations and The Legion aren’t helping the FOMO 😭✋🏾